One Day a Woman had 100 children.
She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique
names so she named each one a number from 1400. One of
them was named “one“, the next was “two" and so on all the
way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children
died. The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety".
Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even
had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety’s children
were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the
decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a
dog so they hid it and named it “This" so that they could talk
about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say
“Lets go take This outside." and things like that behind their
mom's back. One day. while Ninety’s children were not paying
attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets
hit by a car, This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don‘t tell their
mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.
Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.
How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
How did I not see that coming