once stalked my boyfriends ex on social
media for like 7 months and I was feeding
info back to him like "omg she had a baby"
and one day I showed him a photo of her
with the baby and he was like erm babe
that's not my ex... It turned out I had been
stalking some random girl with the same
name as his ex, but I had become so
invested in this girls life that I had to reach
out to her and tell her this bizarre story
about how I'd been accidentally stalking her
for 7 months and she thought it was
hilarious and anyways that's the story of
how I met my best friend.
why are you not in jail