• once stalked my boyfriends ex on social
media for like 7 months and I was feeding
info back to him like "omg she had a baby"
and one day I showed him a photo of her
with the baby and he was like erm babe
that's not my ex... It turned out I had been
stalking some random girl with the same
name as his ex, but I had become so
invested in this girls life that I had to reach
out to her and tell her this bizarre story
about how I'd been accidentally stalking her
for 7 months and she thought it was
hilarious and anyways that's the story of
how I met my best friend.
why are you not in jail
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    • Bro if your girl stalks people... Cut her loose. You don't need that kind of psycho.
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    • That’s... thats really creepy actually
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    • Why the fuck would anyone become friends with their internet stalker
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    • My husbands ex tried to send him to jail after he broke up with her crazy ass. We moved 1000 miles away. Guess who also moved 1000 miles away but into a city close by? We have moved to hawaii. I'm waiting for her to "suddenly" move to hawaii.
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    • For 7 months??? I’ll look on someone’s Instagram and look at old pictures, but that’s about it. How interesting is that bitches life?
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    • Stalking a person she never met? Yikes
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    • Why would you care about ur mans ex that much? She needs therapy.
      MissyBee 5 aug
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    • Didn't happen or because she's a woman so yeah
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    • Fucking weirdo
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    • Because it didn’t happen
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    • Because she just viewed public social media? Information that the lady put out to share?
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    • Because stalking someone on social media and stalking them in real life is completely different. I had someone stalk me in real life. It's horrifying. Stick to social media.
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    • i once started dating a girl who wanted me to block every contact on my phone and everyone i had on social media except for her of course and to show her proof that i did so and claimed to do it for my own good. my family is inherently stubborn and we hate being told what to do unless that person
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    • You wanna know if she’s toxic or not? Read that post again. Yeah. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Bitch is toxic.
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    • My gfs “ex” stalked me on Facebook (an app I don’t even use anymore) just to tell me he jacks off to her fully clothed IG selfies. Turns out he’s not her ex. They had one date 5 years ago and she wasn’t interested... clearly he’s the true alpha male
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    • I’ll take “shit that didn’t happen” for $500
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    • BITCHES CANT EVEN HIDE HOW SHITTY THEY ARE. THIS BITCH IS PROUD
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    • Looking at someone’s posts on social media is not a big deal. It’s dumb to act like it is. She’s not hurting anyone
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    • Why would she be in jail she didn’t do anything illegal
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    • Women do shit like that but I have one picture of my girls sister on my phone and I’m the bad guy
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    • Cuz She's A White Girl. Duh
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    • If ur bf is ok with and encourages u to keep tabs on HIS ex then he ain't over her and found a loophole
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    • Either this person is pathetic or they are lying for internet clout, hense making them even more pathetic
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    • I once stalked my girlfriends ex on social media for like 7 months and I was feeding info back to her like “omg he had a baby” and one day I showed her a photo of him with the baby and she was like erm babe that’s not my ex... it turned out I had been stalking some random guy with the same name(1/2)
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    • I came from an abusive family with no father figure and a 7 year long toxic relationship. I thought this was normal. Luckily I found someone who made me see clearly
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    • sneerber 8 aug
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    • Why the hell would she be in jail?
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    • Did anybody else see that guy talking about he was planning to kidnap a girl a few posts back but didn’t because she’s his girlfriend now? Shits fucked
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    • Because stalking people on social media has become seen as something mildly acceptable. It’s a frequent enough occurrence and something you’re aware of whenever posting, so it’s not something that’s usually ever result in jail time. Restraining order at best.
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    • Guys she was being exaggerative she literally just followed the girls social media. Chill ouy
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    • And then the baby stood up and clapped
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    • Why???? Were you????? Trying to stalk????? Your boyfriends ex?????
      Locotrbl 5 aug
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    • That’s not stalking that’s just following someone on instagram
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    • Me too minus the entire story and minus the best friend part
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    • Wow what a healthy relationship
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    • Shoulda dumped her ass after he found out she's more in love with his ex than her.
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    • Because there’s nothing illegal about what most people on the internet consider stalking nowadays. Unless you are harassing them and physically sitting outside their fucking window at night
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    • Only chicks can get away with this
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    • Because stalking people on socials happen by the millisecond
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    • Women are investigators men are stalkers😂😂😂 jkjk but seems like that’s how society views it sometimes
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    • That's not illegal lmao
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    • Ingrid Goes West irl
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    • God tumblrtards are so fucking annoying and cringe it hurts
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    • Yeah I had an ex that wanted me to block every female I knew. Which weirdly enough I was okay with except for two I’ve been playing video games with for years and were part of my group. Meanwhile I told her not to talk to some dudes and it was a whole dramatic thing. Ended up leaving her because she
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    • Fucking crazy ass bitch
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    • You don’t go to jail for stalking someone’s social media.. stupid tumbler tard
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    • This is why this is my main social media
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    • She’s not in jail because she’s probably attractive
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    • Let’s all recognize that what she means by stalk is probably just “sometimes I look at her Instagram or twitter and tell my boyfriend if she posts anything noteworthy” which while still strange, is no where near as bad as y’all are making it out to be
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    • I firmly believe that time could have been better spent (if it didn’t lead to her getting a genuine best friend)
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    • Remember kids, it’s only stalking the second time you drive by their house
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    • What a disgusting toxic cunt!
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    • You ever plan to respond to someone because of some stupid shit they said but give up before you write anything because it wouodnt he worth the effort? That's how comment sections on ifunny feel.
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    • everyone on here talking "ew omg that's so weird she's psycho cut her off" obviously either don't have sisters or have never been in a serious relationship with an actual woman. all women do this. they all do. yes they're all crazy. it's okay. grow up.
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    • Same exact vibe
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    • TOXIC
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    • That doesn’t sound ok my guy
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    • That’s scary
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    • Bruh that’s creepy af
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    • Why would you ever do this to your current S.O.? For real. Do you really think your partner wants to hear about their ex's f life all the time? No, they don't. They broke up for a reason, quit doing this bs you guys/gals.
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    • then obama walked in
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    • Yikes
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    • Looking at someone’s page is not the same as stalking them.
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    • Backflip
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    • She is either a Cancer or a Scorpio
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    • On two occasions I’ve been near blackout drunk and added two girls with the same names as ones I know and talked to them for a decent amount of time and then it was too late to be like aye. I thought I knew you 😂
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    • Bitches really do be crazy
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    • It’s scary to think there’s people like this who are this batshit insane and think that this kind of behavior is perfectly normal
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    • Wtf
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    • I had a girl once who was obsessed with my ex bc I guess she was prettier than her. Looking back now I agree but only bc i legit had to end things with her bc she kept bringing up stuff like "if I was Chloe you wouldn't talk to me that way." Or "if you were still dating chloe you'd be happier"
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    • Fucking freak
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    • I'd rather be stalked on social media, you're just going to see my awful mental health. However, I've been stalked before in real life and that shit is scary asf
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    • Hey, random question. (Trying to prove a point.) Is liking something the same as commenting on something? Like, if you like a post, can you say that you commented on that post just because you liked it?
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    • Wouldn’t stay with a bitch that’s always telling me about my ex sounds annoying af
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    • Wait a minute... a baby in 7 months...
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    • As long as you don't harass them, cyberstalking isn't illegal.
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    • The dude should’ve dropped her ass after he found out she was stalking his ex. That’s psycho shit.
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    • she ain’t in jail cause “caucasian shit”
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    • Because some guys prefer this type of crazy bish. 🙄
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    • Because he’s white and the systems corrupt. Fuck 12 blm acab
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    • I dont stalk but when I first got with my bf I was looking at his families socials and spent hours scrolling through one of his sisters Facebook because she had so much beautiful nail art. He thought I was stalking her when he saw me scrolling
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    • Investing that much time in someone that didnt matter any more and constantly bringing her up to your boyfriends was unnecessary and toxic.
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    • Bro this already weird. Imagine if the roles were reversed
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    • Only a crime if they press charges or someone gets hurt my guy
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    • If you find this funny you will be single your WHOLE LIFE
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    • Toxic asf
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    • The fact that he was okay with this...
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    • What kind of relationship u got just yea give me updates on my ex girlfriend for the next 7 months thanks babe wtf?That's wierd man.
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    • She needs to be arrestes
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