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    • *fucks the dragon*
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    • Dnd posts are always welcome and almost always funny.
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    • DND STORY: one time my party was searching for a boat with our only clue being a blue bird, and my DM was being a smartass and when my friend asked to perception check the harbor, and got a nat 20, he said we found a giant blue bird tied down with a giant chain. (Continued in the replys)
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    • Rolled a 1 in seduction and ended up killing her? Do you typically go into flirtations with a 5% chance of accidentally killing your partner?
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    • My last game I was a bard necromancer. I didnt use magic. I played my music and I rolled for quality. I rolled low a lot so the dead were always angry at me playing so they did whatever they needed better just so I would stop playing
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    • Holy shit a genuinely funny feature that actually made me laugh
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    • D&D is sounding more and more fun with every feature
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    • “I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out!” ...... I live by those words.
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    • I'm an aarokocra bard in my current game and I was asked to check around a corner for some goblins but I rolled low as hell so I basically turned the corner and went "BUCKAW BITCH THEY ARE RIGHT THERE"
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    • Pisses me off when all people try to go is seduce and don't take the game seriously.
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    • I love these D&D features, keep em coming
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    • I played D&D once and that's it. I had a lot of fun with it, but I just never got to play again and I miss playing. Does anyone have any suggestions on finding a party I might be able to join or starting one up? I just never really know what to do to play more.
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    • *fucks the dungeon itself*
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    • I very much want to play dungeons and dragons, but I don’t know how to find people to play with me. None of my friends are interested, and I’m not sure if I want to do an online version. Anyone know how to help?
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    • When I have someone in my campaign who tries to seduce everything, I allow it. Wait for them to meat a giant, hulking, monster, and patiently wait for the bastard to try and seduce it. “Oh, you succeed and the monster is seduced.” I’d say. “Roll constitution... he’s goin in dry...”
      HYHTF 4 apr
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    • I've said it before and I'll say it again, I love D&D.
      Ragnel 6 apr
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    • Finally not a video
      cralg 5 apr
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    • Why has iFunny become the thing it used to criticize? Get rid of this anime, DnD, minecraft shit.
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    • I had a bard friend try to do that to the very first npc we met in the campaign and the DM told them that failing could mean anyone from one to all of us would die, succeeding would only mean he wouldn't kill us, but he wouldn't kill us anyway, he was just easily pissed off
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    • Sounds like a great way to kill five hours without doing anything for the other players
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    • One time in DnD I was a slime humanoid, I was arrested, I got out by pretending to be dead, getting buried alive, and digging myself back out... felt good to be a slime at that point
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    • I’m fucking dying i mean litera
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    • It’s stories like these that make me want to get into DnD
      rAt_MAn 4 apr
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    • What the actual fuck even is dnd?
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    • Im not some nerd bitch but I'd love to try Dnd
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    • I thought this was going to be an Of Mice and Men reference
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    • Always wanted to try a DND game
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    • is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?
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    • I'm in this and I don't like it.
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    • Ahh, I remember in D&D I was the Onion God who had defeated Shrek twice. We also had a guy who was turned into a mole and dug a massive underground city
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    • sounds like an average weekend for Florida Man
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    • I wish I had friends that played dnd
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    • Bard players are just the d&d version of theatre kids
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    • This is why d and d take so long
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    • "I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out" by Fall Out Boy
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    • When you fuck up a game so badly that you open a new save and need to build the courage to go back and fix the last one
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    • stnick6 4 apr
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    • someone needs to make an account with a collection of these. instant sub
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    • I used to be a record holder for low rolls. I am an exceptional role player with exceptionally bad luck. I once rolled 5 natural 1s in a row. After that, I learned, instead of rolling the d20, to drop the d20 holding the 1 side up, that way, I almost never roll a nat 1.
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    • Oh, it’s a game....almost had me concerned there
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    • I play as a bard and this is 100% how most of our sessions go
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    • "Corpsefucker"
      XythXyth 6 apr
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    • “I fucked my way in to this mess I’ll fuck my way out” never have words rung truer to my soul.
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    • If he rolled low on seduction why did the guards have boners?
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    • Did anyone else notice that last 10 plus feats were videos? Is the meme economy so bad we have to use vids?
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    • Makes me wish I had enough friends that would play this with me
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    • I wish D&D was an online, auto generated and user controlled game, with detailed generated landscapes and easily customizable characters and npcs. With fluid, unrestricted actions and play. But alas, the tech isn’t there just yet
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    • People who don't play dnd are so confused
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    • I serve food at my college cafeteria, & this guy from my dorm building comes into my line, & he has this guitar he’s strumming, & he starts ordering his food, and I’m like “yeah, we don’t serve bards here. You a healer?” So he says “naw, I just play music” & I say “wow, well you’re useless, then.”
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    • I don't play DnD myself but one thing a take away from the many things like this I've seen, bards a fucking wack
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    • Stories like this make me wanna play but idk people irl plus I'd rather play it online
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    • we had a cum jar as a weapon when we were playing
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    • This was a wild ride the whole way through it and I'm currently wheezing
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    • One time I used my charm spell to force my friend into banging a ware boar in boar mode. But I also made him think it was consensual so the DM wouldn’t let him get revenge.
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    • Escape from boner castle
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    • What’s up with all the DnD post anymore
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    • I really want to know how this game works
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    • We had someone in our group get fucked by a dragon and got pregnant One of the dragon younglings them fought with us in big battles.
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    • You lost me at "bard friend"
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    • Not gonna lie, I have no clue what I just read
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    • Ol'Corpsefucker: Escape from Castle Bonerstien
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    • Ol’ corpsefucker
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    • I want to play D&D but I got no one to play it with and wouldn't know the rules cause there are too many from what I've seen
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    • After all these posts i really want to try D&D now
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    • I will never u understand how that game works
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    • Gotta suck and fuck your way through everything these days smh
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    • If he rolled low why did the guards have bones? He should have failed at seducing them.
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    • I am an elven bard.
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    • What language is this?
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    • I don’t understand this feature at all
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    • New Harry Potter book: escape from boner castle
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    • I fucked my way Into the mess of a family, and I’ll fuck my way out! (Rapes daughter)
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    • Seriously, I need to find a group and start playing D&D!
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    • What the fuck IS this?
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    • Escape from boner castle
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    • Seduce to jail seduce to escape
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    • Sounds like a shitty dm
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    • If the witcher was a d&d session, without geralt
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    • Dandelion’s songs without Geralt in them be like:
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    • Sounds like Dandelion
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    • DnD posts are only funny for people who know what the fuck is going on...
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    • Sounds like the end of the book of mice and men
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    • Bards who do nothing but try and seduce everything are annoying
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    • I never know what is going on in these
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    • I’m my campaign I am currently being escorted to the brig of a ship and I am attempting to seduce the captain
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    • Honestly he just had some unlucky roles, can’t blame him
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    • The man really fucked his way out of prison, legend
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    • I'm fucking crying dawg
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