*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
awareWarthunder awareWarthunder
23 jun
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it! - Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it!
ThatOneKid21 ThatOneKid21
27 sep 2020
Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it! - Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it!
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
captainfiz0373 captainfiz0373
23 sep 2020
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
me to myself: you need to get your shit together
my mental stability:
Erik_The_Autismo Erik_The_Autismo
9 oct 2020
me to myself: you need to get your shit together my mental stability:
MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
Doctor_S3xx Doctor_S3xx
27 sep 2020
Dog trained to locate virgins
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
on @
Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
ChromosomieHomie ChromosomieHomie
3 oct 2020
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
boo1111 boo1111
9 jul 2020
© Based on: petslover.co
The dog is like: "If you throw mine, I'll throw yours."
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic:
where
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time
Lord
*blames himself to get himseif out of trouble*
with himself
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 aug 2020
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic: where Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord *blames himself to get himseif out of trouble* with himself
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
GirlMemes GirlMemes
18 feb
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
PEANUT
WHIPPED
WHIPPED
Topping
LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
BigBadMan666 BigBadMan666
23 sep 2020
AND JUST LIKE THAT... PEANUT WHIPPED WHIPPED Topping LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
sarah schauer
@SJSchauer
When I see cat:
When the cat approaches me:
RetiredWaterNinja RetiredWaterNinja
21 sep 2020
sarah schauer @SJSchauer When I see cat: When the cat approaches me:
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?