OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!!
WY \
cringyDanksnickers cringyDanksnickers
14 apr
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!! WY \
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
ROT-WEILER
'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY
'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,
Heller97 Heller97
25 sep 2020
ROT-WEILER 'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY 'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like"
Girls when they talk to me:
Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
4 nov 2020
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like" Girls when they talk to me: Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70
'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED
Customz_Daily Customz_Daily
26 dec 2020
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70 'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
(EARTH: 1984)
Sunny!
Look what I found!
Earth has cats too!
KingOfTheCrabs KingOfTheCrabs
29 sep 2020
(EARTH: 1984) Sunny! Look what I found! Earth has cats too!
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise
OR REPOST RI
Guardian of the Citadel
Indeed
LordOfTheRings LordOfTheRings
18 nov 2020
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise OR REPOST RI Guardian of the Citadel Indeed
NEW - Finland has becomed the country in Europe to deploy "coronavirus-sniffing dogs" to 'sniff out the virus'. The dogs will be used at the country's main international airport in Helsinki
The dogs:
this smalls like corona
SyriaC SyriaC
23 sep 2020
NEW - Finland has becomed the country in Europe to deploy "coronavirus-sniffing dogs" to 'sniff out the virus'. The dogs will be used at the country's main international airport in Helsinki The dogs: this smalls like corona
TikToks TikToks
20 sep 2020
What my black cat thinks he looks like:
Me petting my cat I just got
(she's very cute and I love her a lot)
FalloutFan34nv FalloutFan34nv
12 may
Me petting my cat I just got (she's very cute and I love her a lot)
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
LittleFoxBitch LittleFoxBitch
2 jun
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
DaenerysClarke DaenerysClarke
23 sep 2020
"2020 sucks, really hope next year everything will get better." 2021:
potato stephaniexwins
I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
potato
iluv u too
potato
wait what was in the stew
suscentralwtf suscentralwtf
25d
potato stephaniexwins I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes. potato iluv u too potato wait what was in the stew
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
la
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water la
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in
14
stickmen52 stickmen52
18 dec 2020
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in 14