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    • My mf brain says “engage autopilot mode”.
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    • Auto pilot time
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    • Honestly it’s gotten to the point where I’m worried I’m gonna zone out TOO hard.
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    • Had to take my aunt to the airport one time at like 5 in the morning. Its like a 2hr drive round trip, give or take. I pulled out of the driveway with my aunt, i blinked, and then i was pulling up with out her, 2 hours later. Terrified tf out me. I legitimately do not remember that entire drive.
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    • Zoned the fuck out while driving to work and my subconscious said "let's not" and I fucking twitched my knee and hit the brake hard af
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    • Usually it's called highway hypnosis, I've had it happen to me on a 6 hour drive at night, had my 2 friends with me in the car though they were asleep and couldn't remember a chunk of the trip, I only snapped out of it when a cop pulled me over and told me I was going above 90 mph.
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    • Me when I see a mixed race couple
      weeeeeb 7 sep
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    • Me killing 10 injuring 30
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    • The other day I accidentally ran a red light cause I blanked out. I'm really hoping there wasn't a camera there
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    • I hate it when I forget to InHaLe OxYgEn
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    • Sounds like someone has ADHD
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    • It’s so weird to think about people who zone out driving. I keep being told that once I get better it’ll just become second nature and whatnot, but god damn. I have 12 hours of driving in so far and I’m a fucking wreck. Constantly fucking paranoid. I sweat balls whenever I get in the car.
      144hz 8 sep
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    • Don't get CAR-ried away
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    • Highway hypnosis
      Thoggggg 7 sep
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    • this is so me when I forget that I exist while driving
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    • I have had this. Im driving and suddenly my mind just leaves me and im zoned out BUT my body keeps driving and focused on where im going, then i come back to my senses and think “ah yes, im in this world”
      do__ob 8 sep
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    • You mfs need to stop that shit. End up killing bikers or hitting other people
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    • Did my features just end?
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    • I actually think more when I’m doing redundant and boring things
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    • Any one else go into autopilot without music just me and my thoughts?
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    • Then you’re at a red light and have no memory of driving there
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    • Cum
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    • I’m learning to drive and this shit is stressful as hell idk what you guys are talking about
      yedo3 7 sep
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    • bees... uhh i mean penis
      pimann 7 sep
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    • Well drive into a tree and stop then.
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    • Hey that’s me
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    • A 14 hour drive will do that
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    • 30 mins drive to work, feels like i just left the house when i get there
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    • Anyone else ever drive 290 miles or more? Lol
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    • I thought it was just me it’s only happened to me a handful of times but it’s crazy that our body can just be on autopilot without us really thinking about it.
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    • Glad to hear that others had the same experience, it’s hard to explain and makes me feel a little better that I’m not the only one who zooms out while driving.
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    • I sometimes forget I’m driving and then realized I made all those turns and passed cars...
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    • I forget that other people might be thinking or talking about me when im not around them. Like it weirds me out to think that people still talk about me when im not around. Feels kinda nice knowing im not just another NPC to someone else
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    • I've been thinking a lot about how there are billions of us and each of us has consciousness, their own emotions and actions.
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    • Remembering*
      YeetChef 8 sep
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    • Driving to work after labor day
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    • And then you run over 10 kids
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    • Also
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    • Why do people buy boring cars make driving fun
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    • Did that. Cool titanium rod in my femur now😎😎
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    • Driving down country roads and pondering existentialism is the worst
      Tigtone 8 sep
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    • I've only got my permit and I still do this a lot. Haven't crashed yet so that's a plus
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    • Better part of my day is spent in autopilot mode
      ForEvigt 8 sep
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    • Drove 14 hours yesterday and 10 hours today.
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    • Dude me
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    • Been driving for years and just now decided to start using cruise control. As well as the rest of the steering whee buttons. Idk why I didn’t earlier I feel like a boomer simp
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    • Yo, what if it’s because our meat sack is not longer the vessel the car is so your consciousness forgets about the body for a brief period of time...
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    • Autopilot and hope I crash to end it all
      Clash 7 sep
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    • Zoned out but never crashing.
      slothhy 7 sep
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    • Then you wake up in the hospital
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    • It be like that sometimes
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    • Anybody else realize they are somewhere and are in a constant loop of realizing they are actually there every few seconds?
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    • NPC mode?
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    • I do this, but in the shower
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    • I’ve almost had a head on collision twice now
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    • Dude ill be playing rainbow and think I'm watching YouTube sometimes
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    • Maybe that's why most of you are shitty drivers
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    • That's why I like driving
      Rye__an 7 sep
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    • That’s called dissociation. Very mild form though.
      Turkey 7 sep
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    • Drive 30 minutes to work every day and half the time, I don't even remember driving. I just arrive at work. It's scary
      CKaiser 7 sep
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    • I always zone into how my truck is running, it being 22 years old and putting $5k into maintainence will make you do that
      catlapp 7 sep
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    • Shouldn't be drivin
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    • Onetime I zoned out and slowed down at a green light because the past few lights were all red
      wigglee 7 sep
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    • I went on a walk, started walking away from my house to the other side of the neighborhood, started texting someone and I somehow went from one street all the way to a different one without looking up. Wild
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    • So none of y’all look around or actually think?
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    • Haha yes I too drive a vehicular device
      kishin 7 sep
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    • It's really more like hypnosis
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    • Okay last night my friends and I were racing each other. And one of my friends said I was slow cuz I was in last place. But there was only one lane so it’s not like we could get around anyone. And the gate that lets us outta our neighborhood can only buzz out one car at a time. I had a bruh moment
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    • Dude, while I'm at work ill be doing my job and all of a sudden ill be like "oh shit, I work at a subway".
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    • Thanks for reminding me
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    • I want so badly to have an ego death.
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    • No lie.
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    • I love zoning out
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    • Imagine driving an autotragic
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    • Driving probably isn't the best time to disassociate, but goddamn do I love it so
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    • Tunnel vision time
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    • Then you arrive at home and remember nothing
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    • WTF HOW I litteraly just stoped driving fucking hive mind
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    • Zoning out while driving is scary
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    • *Leaves work* " Realizes I'm at home* me: I really hope I didn't commit a hit and run on the way here
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    • Sometimes when driving home from work I’ll just be home and realize that I spaced out the entire ride back and don’t remember any of it
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    • Your brain deletes everything that doesnt have to do witg driving and breathing
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    • Currently on a road trip from California to Arkansas. Between Cali and Arizona there was a 5 hour period I have no memory of. I drove, and we got where we were going, but I have no memory of doing it.
      Giggetty 7 sep
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    • Dude that trips me out the most. Like ill be on the freeway going 80+ next thing I know I'm at my exit and don't remember half the ride
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    • “I am going 75 mile per hour...I have been for a while now. I could have changed so many lives.”
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    • Bro I’ve only been driving for a few months and I’m already starting to do this that’s probably not good
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    • One time I zoned out to hard while pissing and the next second Im somehow out the bathroom and the chain is flushing which I don't remember doing
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    • I hate this so much, I’ll think back and be like, “was anyone at a crossing that I just totally missed, or did I run a red light ????"
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    • Just zone out thinking about life
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    • And that’s why you have a Tesla
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    • Best decision I ever made was buying a car with adaptive cruise control and lane assist. This way I don’t have to worry about accidentally missing something and killing everyone lol
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    • Be one with the car
      blue_too 7 sep
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