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In college I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of
my legs and one arm. Years later on a date, I made a
joke about being clumsy and the dude told me I
couldn't compare to this woman his EMT brother
helped once who fell out of her bunk and broke all
the bones. It was me.
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    • How do you break both legs and an arm from falling out of bed? Is there a stair case right next to ya or sumthin?
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    • Such is the life of a pathetic individual who doesn’t drink milk.
      LulzOrNaw 14 jul
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    • She need some MILK
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    • The reaction image seems a wee bit forced
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    • The guy:
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    • I had a friend fall off the top bunk and land in a trash can before, that was funny
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    • Her roommate:
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    • I knew a guy that would break something almost anytime he did something. He broke his arm because he slept on it wrong and there was a time he busted his leg doin the Macarena.
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    • That “reaction pic” is the only one that is never necessary but I aways enjoy lol
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    • I moved to a new school my junior year. At the first football game of that year, as I was setting up my drumset fir the bands halftime performance, I hear "Duck!". I turned around just for a football to slam into my face and break my glasses. A few hours later the game ended.. (cont'd)
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    • I’m trynna be EMS/EMT when I’m older
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    • My dog got diagnosed with cancer today feels bad man don’t want top comment just comment F in the chat
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    • PorkSword 14 jul
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    • Nah I bet they were both laughing their ass off.
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    • You’d be surprise what we come across and how stupid some people are. One time, I was on graveyard shift, we got a 911 call that someone jumped of the roof into a pool. Well, we got there and someone did, IN FACT, jumped into a pool... a kid’s pool. Broke his knees, ankles and nose.
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    • Drink some fucking milk, you weak boned loser
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    • Y’all weak ass bones don’t get enough calcium
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    • “In college, I fell out of my bunk bed and broke an arm and both of my legs. Years later, I was on a date with this dude, I made a joke about being clumsy, and he said I couldn’t compare to this woman who his brother, an EMT, had to respond to. It was me, I was the woman.” - Her I think.
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    • Dude this is my meme
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    • I got knocked out of my bunk bed after my alarm went off and I sat up immediately and got hit in the head by the ceiling fan. I went over the edge but my arm got stuck on the rail and I landed on my feet. Shit was wild
      Fukitt 14 jul
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    • Glass bones and paper skin. Heart attacks put you to sleep every night.
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    • How did she break that many bones from falling off a bed
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    • What kinda pussy breaks 3 bomes from falling put of a bed.
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    • Really fucked up the landing on that one
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    • Legit was sleeping a bunk bed when working as staff at a summer camp and I had to take top bunk despite being fairly overweight but I was tall so I made it work. Middle of the night one night I have a wet dream and coom my pants and wake up and, having not been used to sleeping elevated) I fall on
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    • Women.
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    • They sent an EMT for that? Damn. That's paramedic level shit.
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    • Getting close to that HIPAA violation sonnnnnn
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    • When my bed was up against 2 walls, I moved so violently in my sleep one night I bashed my foot into the wall hard enough to break my pinky toe.
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    • Should have fucking told him and made him break his bones from laughing too hard and losing his breath.
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    • I fucked this goat girl
      Boat_Man 14 jul
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    • Well that’s like, your opinion... man
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    • I fell out of a bunk bed and didn’t break shit. What a pussy
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    • Geez iFunny steals a lot from reddit like make your own content
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    • wow i fell out of the top bunk and only bruised my lip. sorry girl :(
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    • Were you born with glass bones and paper skin
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    • How many times must we see this
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    • “Anyways we’re married with 3 kids now”
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    • How weak are her bones? Does she even get calcium?
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    • As funny as this is. Y'all were meant to be. Marry him and get his bone
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    • I’m the bunk bed and can confirm
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    • How out of shape and vitamin D deficient do you have to be in order to break all that falling out of bed? Or do you sleep on the edge of mount doom?
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    • Building glass cannon can be dangerpus
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    • I want to go on a date
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    • Worst reaction format of all time
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    • Tell me why I read "college" like colleg
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    • I hate hearing about college
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    • I miss moon moon
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    • Its crazy how some people break bones easy and I didn't break any bones after getting ejected out of a car going 35
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    • To put into perspective how easy it actually is to break a bone. The force it takes to bite through your pinky is the same as it takes to bite through a carrot.
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    • When I was like 5 I rolled through the protection on my top bunk, landed on a pile of clothes, then just fell back asleep.
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    • How did they not remember each other? I had my cousin call a cop to my place because someone stole his spare and the officer said he remember helping my mother at this place 5 years ago
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    • Wasn’t this featured without the reaction image already
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    • My dumbshit friend broke both wrists at once in school and he talked to a guy who's teacher told him a story about this guy that broke both wrists in the same way. Turns out they had the same teacher at different schools lol. mehswrnoh
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    • unnecesarry reaction image
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    • How fucking tall were these tree size bunk beds you owned
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    • I’m 16 and currently in EMT training! The course is done in 2 weeks. AMA
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    • And then they fucked
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    • How fragile do you have to be
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    • She needs some milk asap
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    • Chick is made of glass or something.
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    • How? I fell out of a bunk bed once and landed on a solid oak toy chest. My nose broke my fall lucky. But I didn't even get as much as a bloody nose.
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    • Well, fuck
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    • Drink some milk for your brittle ass bones
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    • I rolled out of my bunk in basic and landed on my battle buddy right as the DS came in. We were only the 3rd bunk from the door too so he saw it and had to immediately walk back out because he started laughing.
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    • I actually fell out of the top bunk. Nothing broke, I slept through it all, and no concussion.
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    • HIPPA
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    • How tf u do that
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    • That's why you drink fucking MILK
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    • Redditarded reaction pic format
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    • Nope didn't happen
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    • I’m very lactose intolerant and still drink a lot of milk, she has no damn excuse
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    • I've fell from much higher without even getting bruised wtf
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    • Doesnt that break like confidentiality laws or somthing?
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    • I’m the dude, man
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    • HIPPA violation at its finest. That's why you never talk about what you do
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    • "all the bones"
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    • When I was younger, I had a sleep over and I was the only one who wasn't scared of sleeping on the top bunk but I guess I should've been cause I rolled my ass off the bunk, landed face first, and slept through it. Only reason I know what happened is because the bruises and what people told me
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    • Damn that's some flimsy ass bones you got there
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    • Nigga you got glass bones and paper skin or sumn?
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    • That dude from SpongeBob
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    • I have paper skin and glass bones
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    • BRUH SHE GOT TOP SCORE ON HALL OF MEAT
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    • I've fallen out a bunk bed once when I was much younger. Though it just startled me awake. I was mostly just annoyed I was awake again lmao.
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    • “Broke all the bones”
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    • I was staying at my friend's dorm once after having been drugged at the dentist, and I feel off a chair while trying to climb into the loft bed and somehow ripped my toe open. Bled everywhere. My twin glued to back together and we called it a night
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    • I was part of a group that set up the lofted beds in the college. The first week of school one of them (that was set up incorrectly) fell down and the girl broke her leg
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    • Drink mink you feeble boned bitch
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    • Sounds like someone isn't getting enough calcium. Drink some fucking milk
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    • How tf did they break both legs and arms? My dad fell down a few flights of concrete stairs in California when he was done with pt. All he broke was his nose and had to get stitches in his eyebrows and nose.
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    • Recycled joke
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    • I remember being a kid with a bunk bed and I rolled off the top onto the floor and didnt even wake up. How tf you break everything
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    • I’ve never broken or torn anything but I swear I should have multiple times in my life.
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    • Both legs and an arm omg I would fucking hate my life. Like everything would be itchy and in pain. If it was my right arm I broke I literally wouldn't. Be able to wipe my ass. My right arm is so dominant my left can't reach my butt idk wtf is wrong with me
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