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    • The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
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    • “He may be your father, but he ain’t your daddy”
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    • “Family” for me carries the same emotional connotations as a group project whose members were assigned by the teacher.
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    • You can hate your parents.
      Sedonia 9 may
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    • This "you must love your relative mentality" is seriously a toxic aspect of our society. My aunt has harassed me and attempted to assault me at one time. She's an abusive, selfish alcoholic. She even punched her daughter in the face, and in front of her kids. I'm supposed to love and respect her?
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    • That last sentence kinda hit me.
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    • Ok but most of the people I know that say shit like this make it sound like their dad beats the fuck out of em when in reality he took their phone away because they sent nudes to chad
      Polyphony 10 may
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    • I remember when I was an edgy teenager who knew everything.
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    • Wow y'all are either spiteful or had shitty parents. I love everyone in my family. Except Craig. Fuck that guy.
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    • The way I see it is you’re born trusting your family. They don’t have to prove themselves to you like any other stranger has to before you trust them, but they can lose your trust just like any other person.
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    • Translation = my mom won’t pay all my bills at 25 so she is dead to me
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    • I hope people know this is for people who’s parents were abusive emotionally/physically it’s not for shitty kids who’s parents didn’t let them do whatever they wanted.
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    • Yeeeep. You dont have to love people that did everything in their power to destroy you
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    • Yeahhh separating from abusive family members is something that I’m planning to do in the near future. I honestly don’t give a single fuck that we’re related, they suck. Period.
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    • My parents have abused me for years. I can tell because the way they treat me matches up with the textbook definition of abuse. I've tried talking it out numerous times. They guilt trip me into believing it's all in my head. I will break it off soon
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    • Don't make this a "generation vs. generation" thing. It's just a "depends on who you are" kinda thing.
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    • "He may have been your father, boy. but he wasn't your daddy"
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    • The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, relationships made through choice are more important/stronger than something forced upon you.
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    • My son isn't my biological son. I married his mother after he was born. I would die for him. I would kill for him. I work thirteen hours a day for him.
      irmino 10 may
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    • sounds like some shit girls with daddy issues say
      jelqing 10 may
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    • My mom was just saying how I need to love my dad because he’s family. No I don’t he’s not my family I choose who I want and I don’t want him
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    • This comment section turned into everyone venting about their families. That’s cool though. Gotta let it out
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    • Guarantee most of these people that say this are younger than 17. Hating your parents is part of growing up but as you mature you realize that they were just trying to take care of you. Getting confirmation from another 15 year old doesn't make it right to hate your parents
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    • Yes goyim family is bad, reject your ancestors values
      american 11 may
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    • Maple syrup is thicker than blood... pancakes>family
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    • Family isn’t about blood, it’s who has your back when shit hits the fan.
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    • Maybe older people were shown how to work their problems out instead of just walking away?
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    • Let’s be real. Everyone wishes they had a mom and dad that loved them. I know I do.
      yustin 9 may
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    • I’m guessing for these people’s case it isn’t actual abuse it’s just teen girls with daddy issues
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    • The womb is thicker than the blood of the water covenant
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    • “I have blood who ain’t family and family who ain’t blood
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    • A wise man once told me family don’t end in blood, but it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family’s there through the good, bad, all of it. They got your back even when it hurts. That’s family.
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    • “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” Basically saying that bonds made through friendship are more valuable than familial ones
      nahbrah 11 may
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    • That "I brought you into this world, I can take you out" bullshit. Like bitch I didn't even ask to be here.
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    • Yeah there's bad parent's and uncles/aunts, people in general, but there are equally if not more good people out there working there ass off and get little recognition
      mannyXI 10 may
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    • If you have to get people out of your life don’t worry about who they are, there’s a reason you need them out. And let’s stop the cycle by not doing it to others ourselves.
      umeduna39 10 may
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    • Some of ya really not close with your family...and it shows
      jsanity51 10 may
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    • Looking at the comments explains so much about the ifunny community.
      Meme_Ace 10 may
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    • When I first started to mess with the idea of cutting off relations my parents freaked out because I’m the first people in their lives to say “I don’t like to be treated this way so I am not going to put myself into a situation to be treated this way”
      Erik 10 may
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    • When your parents say "blood is thicker than water" but doesn't realize it's actually " the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb". Hence forth the bonds you choose to make are stronger than the ones your born to.
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    • I love my family so I respectfully ignore this
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    • Drama queens. Just let your uncle rape you.
      DArvit 10 may
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    • y'all older people take family bounds seriously cuz they're pretty clever that family is the only thing that matters and remains the same at the end
      haiIsatan 10 may
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    • Yo bud I don’t like this IFunny wasn’t supposed to relate to me it’s supposed to be shitty memes
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    • My parents basically told my sister to fuck off. Now they’re raising her daughter.
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    • Cutting people out of your life entirely is such bullshit. Don't burn bridges. Keep those bridges well traveled, then one day, right when that person needs you most, betray that motherfucker like the asshat they are.
      samdmh13 9 may
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    • My former aunt is dead to me. Killed my 3 year old cousin because she couldn't drive sober. The day she dies, I'll piss on her tombstone
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    • The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
      EmObama 15 may
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    • I refuse to acknowledge my father except for the times when I have to point out that I refuse to acknowledge my father.
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    • Y’all some assholes
      Stamin_up 15 may
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    • Didn't realize how many people hated their families, I'd fucking die for mine
      Alaw_2006 14 may
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    • Haha anyone else have a normal childhood with a loving family?
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    • This sounds like some I’m 16 and hate my dad because he took my phone shit
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    • My friend’s stepdad is a heroin addict and he moved back home because her mom took him back and she had to move out. She’d rather her own daughter move out than let someone toxic leave her life. Blood literally means nothing. You can make friends that can just as easily be your family
      MissAdler 13 may
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    • Gayest post I have ever seen
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    • Enough with the tumblr wtf
      HyperB8 12 may
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    • Family don't end in blood, but it don't start there either.
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    • Family -oh he dosent talk much ,me - I don’t talk because y’all either judge me ,don’t listen,or just wanna talk about yourself.or be close minded about what I talk about
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    • We this is what I'm ducking talking about. When people finally accept that family shouldn't be defined by blood. If I'm treated like shot by a blood relitive than they are defiantly not my family
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    • All the people who dont understand, and I'm glad that you have a great family. But be real, not everyone has that fairytale family.
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    • I have literally had to explain repeatedly to old people that I honestly love my adopted daughter as much as my biological son. I love her absolutely and unconditionally. Without hesitation. Old people just can’t grasp that. It’s fucked up.
      RLR10 10 may
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    • When mommy burns the tendies
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    • I haven’t talked to my mother in 20 years. She kicked me out in the middle of a NY a winter. Made sure I could never talk to my father, and harassed my step mother so bad she lost a child. She stole $55k in credit cards, half of which was in my name, and in general is just a toxic person. Bye.
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    • This is why y'all are depressed. Dad tells you that you can't get a tattoo when you're 14 and you hate him forever
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    • Yeah, this is why there are so many kids in youth facilities right now, people allow them to believe this shit
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    • So what your saying based off this quote is I can fuck my sister cause she family and blood don’t matter. Lit
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    • People in the comments saying shit about how you’re a baby and petty if you cut a family member out...how about you don’t know that person’s situation? Like I don’t have a relationship with my dad because he was an abusive asshole and told me I was worthless repeatedly. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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    • Your right of a grandmother actively tries to destroy your entire family despite her grandchildren being still small children your gonna wise up eventually and hate the right for trying to hurt your loved ones
      hamer51 10 may
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    • I cut off my brother and sister because they are very toxic and not what I needed in my life. I still fully Interact with the rest of my family and I'm happier for it. They're now suffering and the git inside me is slightly happy about that
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    • Yeah, this is completely valid. If your family is abusive then you don't have to keep them in your life. However, the definition of "abuse" has been so cheapened and diluted that people will cut their family off for the dumbest shit. "Waaaah mommy was mean to me! I'll never talk to her again!"
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    • Except today retards will avoid their entire family for voting for Trump lol
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    • Just cause someone in your family treats you like shit doesn’t mean you have to keep them in your life. They’re just another human being. Never asked to be apart of the same family.
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    • Sooo fucking true! My biological father abandoned us and when he died I couldn’t care less. My mom and his family were upset at my indifference. Why should I be sad for someone I don’t even remember? 🤷🏻‍♀️
      jglcg3 10 may
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    • My grandpa once stole my uncle's really nice car that he pretty much built himself when he was younger and completely dismantled it and put the good parts on his grandma's car because it "benefitted her more"
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    • Family is Loyalty; Not blood
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    • Blood definitely matters though...
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    • “He May have been your father boy, but he wadn’t your daddy” -Mary Poppins
      Lenning98 10 may
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    • Unless your family are truly terrible, abusive, assholes... you should still fucking care about them... just because they have flaws and get on your nerves very often because of your personal distaste makes you the terrible family member....
      hoda 10 may
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    • I can’t stand my dad and my grandma always says I need to make an effort to have a relationship with him but every time I try I just get hurt. She doesn’t get it🙄
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    • It’s hard because a part of you wishes that that person acted the right way
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    • "We may be blood but we are not brothers" -Kuai Liang and Bi-Han
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    • The jam in my toes is thicker then the jam of my belly.
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    • My friends are so much more important to me than my family. Two siblings wont speak to me because of my mother and my mother and father are terrible people and parents, struck out on grandparents and due to my parents, i have no cousins that care about me. Suck it mi familia
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    • Lol... my dad tried to straight up murder me so i got a restraining order on his ass and other family members said "oh you still love him deep down" and i was like, nah fam... do you love murderers? No? Thought so
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    • It's ok to set boundaries, but still care about your family. Cutting people off because they are dangerous to have in your life is one thing, but many people have gotten so spoiled that they will cut people off just because they don't do enough for you.
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    • Bruh my parents just divorced and people hit me with all this it must be so hard on you and I’m like nah mk11 just dropped
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    • “I know what you’re going to say. She’s my sister and I should try to get along with her.” “No, she’s crazy and needs to go down.” Still one of my favorite avatar scenes.
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    • “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
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    • Blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb
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    • The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb; relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth
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    • I haven’t talked to my mom in 5 years. She told me she didn’t support me joining the military, and since then I haven’t spoken to her. Obviously more happened, but my grandparents don’t understand.
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    • I find it odd that adopted people grow up and start looking fir their birth mother. Why ?! Unless shes a billionaire, why would you care ?
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    • "Know the water's sweet but blood is thiccer"
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    • When I say I'm glad my dad killed himself it throws people off... he was a pedophile, kidnapped kids,did and sold drugs and I met him 2 times. Yea no he deserved it and I'm glad the sprinkler in prison could hold his body up long enough
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    • I’m looking for girls who hate their father
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    • Normally I wouldn’t like something like this, but I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who relates to me on this topic. I completely understand this and I’m glad I’m not the only one.
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    • I understand if you were abused or had drug addicts as parents, but some of you are legit just mad at your folks for trying to discipline you as a child. If you got a whooping for coming home drunk and smelling like weed at 3 am that’s on you. TF outta here with that “my family never had my back” bs
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    • I just want everyone to know, if there is someone toxic in your life it’s okay to cut them off. It doesn’t matter if it’s family, relationships or friendships. The last thing you need is their toxic rubbing off on you or draining you.
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