'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
TLOU2ISAMAZING TLOU2ISAMAZING
27 jan 2021
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC
OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
GoldMemberyesh GoldMemberyesh
26 dec 2020
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
GoochSmoocher GoochSmoocher
24 sep 2020
Wife surprises husband with the motorcycle he'd always wanted
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
EllietheGolden EllietheGolden
29 sep 2020
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram
The Le
BallsMcgee BallsMcgee
29 sep 2020
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram The Le
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5 J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5
13 jan 2021
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
MyDeadWonderland
23 sep 2020
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN...
Captain Gumpus
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN... Captain Gumpus
danny258 danny258
24 sep 2020
Hiccup "I train dragons"
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
I'm tired, boss.
Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.
John Coffey
"The Green Mile"
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
7 jan 2021
I'm tired, boss. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. John Coffey "The Green Mile"
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
BEST BOG BREED
LIKE IF APENZELL MOUNTAIR DOGS
Poll_man Poll_man
21 sep 2020
BEST BOG BREED LIKE IF APENZELL MOUNTAIR DOGS