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    • Oh she can, she just wants you to get up for no reason
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    • I usually just say if ya not important enough to respond to me and tell me what happened or what I have to do then it’s not important enough for me to do at all
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    • "Incoming" rolling out the antifa tank
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    • it's because your mom wants you to come into the kitchen to help or talk, not to scream across the room while you lay on your ass switching between apps and stalking your exes friends on social media.
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    • Say yeah under your breath then
      M1n_3r53 a month
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    • I’ve stopped even bothering to call back after two times, she don’t give respect she don’t get none
      thezargoyto a month
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    • Most moms are the most passive aggressive people on the planet
      MANTA_ a month
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    • She probably heard you post this too
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    • They want you to come to them which is even more BS cause they coulda just asked that instead of yelling your name like you can read their mind.
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    • Anyone else's mom not really know how to argue so when you prove a point in an argument they just lose their shit and cry cuz mine is like that
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    • *selective hearing*
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    • I literally got yelled at for whispering “son of a bitch” while not even on the same floor as my mom. Shit’s scary
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    • My dad knocks on the door, and when I yell, “one minute” bc I’m changing, he just walks in and says he didn’t hear (no lock on my door)... That or he knocks and just walks away, expecting me to come out of my room, but doesn’t answer when I ask what he wants or tell me what he wants me to do
      Yagoobiann a month
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    • Or she wants you to get up because it's disrespectful to yell at your mom from another room, she's the authority if she calls you then get off your lazy ass and go see what she needs
      afogarty21 a month
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    • Oh my mom hears me but she only expects us to drop whatever we are doing and go to her
      LOZoKYLE a month
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    • If I answered once and she didn't answer back I knew that I needed to get up and go to her. Or get my ass whoped
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    • If I don’t get an answer after two YEAH’s I just don’t say anything and don’t move until they get annoyed enough to tell me what they want
      TheChairMan a month
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    • That's when you give her the "WHAT?!?!?" With a hint of smart ass and attitude. She'll come, oh she will
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    • my dad screaming my name like 6 times at the top of his lungs to wake me up and when i’m actually coherent and ask him what he needs he says “never mind” because i didn’t answer fast enough
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    • Damn there's a lot of shitty kids in the comment section. If I call you it means come to my location. No point having a conversation at the top of our lungs when I want you in front of me to do something.
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    • If my mom calls me and I say "YEAH" and I dont here anything back then I'm not moving. If you can't hear me then I can't hear you and if you want my attention you better come get me.
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    • She expects you to hear her if she calls for you once from across the house but if you call her from the other room she’s suddenly deaf.
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    • That’s because you little shits, after 15 or so years, still haven’t learned that calling your name means they don’t want to have a conversation from another part of the house.
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    • It means your ass better get up before she comes and gets you up.
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    • It's because they want to talk to you to their face and not from behind a door.
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    • They hear you. But they want you to go to them. If you don’t you better pray 😂
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    • She's not calling your name for no reason. Get off your fat ass and see what she Needs
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    • My girlfriend does the same shit, she'll literally be behind me when I'm at my computer, say my name, I say what, and she says nothing until I look at her and its always dumb shit
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    • Damn some of you didn't have a parent that would beat your ass and destroy everything you've owned in a heartbeat and it shows. And don't give me that cps bs my mother would yeet the fucking phone ahead with the number dialed for you.
      jpierce1324 a month
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    • Oh she heard you, she wants your ass to find your way to her ASAP.
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    • That's cause when ya momma calls yo ass goes to her. Not vice versa ya little shit.
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    • Funny, when I call my kids they know from routine that means come here, yet they never do....glad it’s not just me
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    • My girl do that too
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    • You can substitute mom for wife and that statement is still 100% accurate
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    • Basic respect and manners, kid. When your parents, who sacrifices Decades of their life to no sleep, no money, and no social life, all to raise you, calls you, physically get up and go see what they want.
      hwhyumad a month
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    • I got Frustrated just reading this
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    • the most accurate post ever with all parents
      AkkoKagari a month
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    • everytime its one of these fucking twitter posts it’s a fucking thot with some stupid ass profile pic, a dumb fucking name, and some stupid @ shit like this one, “@cheating”, nobody’s gonna wanna date your hoe ass
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    • i hate this because it’s really white but i can relate to it
      BlyatBlyat a month
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    • You can say "yeah" all you want. They expect your ass to go to them.
      Alprazolam a month
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    • Parents have the 'all seeing eye', and the 'when ever I want to' ears
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    • When your mom calls you, get your ass over there. She isn't interested in yelling a conversation across the house
      BeakerPD a month
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    • Usually they can hear you but just want you to come
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    • Her @ gets on my nerves. She’s obviously one of those typical white unloyal hoes
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    • My mom would call my name I’d say yeah while heading upstairs. She call again and I’d shout yeah and then it happens a third time cause she “doesn’t hear me” then when I reach the top of the steps and she’s still calling my name I’d shout even louder “YEAH” or “COMING” and still she “cant hear me..
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    • She don't want you to answer she want you to come here
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    • She doesn’t want to yell at you from across the house she wants you to come over so she can tell you something disrespectful fuck
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    • Calling your name is momspeak for get yo ass in here
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    • All she has to do is say "come here" after I yell and I'll go. That's all.
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    • That’s just parents being rights because their parents did
      Pilate a month
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    • They hear what they wanna hear
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    • I remember being young and saying whatever to my mother when she asked me to do something, because I thought it just meant something along the lines of okay. I didn't understand for two years after that why she hit me.
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    • Facts though
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    • Selective hearing
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    • I just never yelled back so she’d have to come get me
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    • This is the shit that pisses me off everyday
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    • She wants you to get up for no reason. Mom powers
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    • My parents are deaf
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    • in the famous words of my mom "if you yell to me I'm not going to answer and sit here yelling through this house. but if I yell to you you better come running"
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    • Dude... I know how you feel, I HATE that
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    • And she can hear 'What the fuck....' When you're barely making sound but can't hear a question you've already asked 4 times and has only managed to catch 2 syllables ofit
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    • Dads be like “come here” or “dinners ready” or (insert any question you can just yell back the answer to). Mums be like hmm maybe if i yell your name youll magically figure out what i want
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    • My dad in the kitchen: (calls my name). Me: yeah?! My dad: (calls my name again). Me: Yeah, what!? My dad: I need you to come here damn it!!! Me: THEN SAY THAT FIRST!!!
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    • Asked a wild mom this, she said "Something about the time". Meaning: They sense that attitude
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    • She can hear you but she doesn’t want to keep yellinh
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    • Omfg My mom can't understand english at all but she can read english when she reads my messages. I swear I've written in Japanese Korean and others and she still understands it. It's like she turn full White/Japanese/Korean /etc.
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    • “Yeah?” Would’ve got me slapped as a kid...and probably now honestly
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    • Make “whatever your first response
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    • Those stove fans are LOUD tho
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    • Selective hearing
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    • When your lying in bed and your mom makes you get up vs. when your mom is in bed and makes you come to her
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    • She probably can hear you she probably wants to not have a conversation screamed across the house go see what she wants. Edit: if you're really so inconvenienced by getting up and walking across the house you have led an incredibly sheltered life
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    • RIGHT
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    • My mom says "i call you come"
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    • White people with moms who exert “minority energy” are cool to hang with
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    • I couldn't say "yeah" i had to say "yes" or i get my ass beat
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    • I think mom's just say that. My mom would always be like 'i heard that!' even if no one said anything. All it means is she's not done fighting
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    • Its because she wants you to get up and go to her, she isnt just saying your name for the shits and giggles
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    • Obviously you need to listen.
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    • Was the shower on?
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    • If you wanna test her hearing just whisper the word “bitch”
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    • She can hear me click the home button of an iPhone 5 from another room but can't hear me from 5 feet away in the same room
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    • Deadass true tho
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    • That's that selective hearing/only hears what they want to hear.
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    • John 2:4 Woman, what does your concern have to do with me? - Jesus to his mother Mary.
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    • My wife is the exact same way😑
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    • bruh 10 times? my ass would get beat if i wasnt out there right then
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    • Don’t talk back to your parents!
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    • Yeah or she dont wanna fucking scream thru all the walls and doors and rather you respect her and fucking look at her when she speaks
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    • Selective listening
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    • I have come to the conclusion that all moms are blind and just read your lips to see what you just said
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