• Ok how about this:
No more billionaires. None.
After you reach $999 million, every
red cent goes to schools and health
You get a trophy that says, "I won
capitalism" and we name a dog
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    • I’m mad not because rich people are rich, but because they use their money to influence laws that then make themselves richer. That’s a vicious cycle and it’s a problem.
      Snugglez 30 jul
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    • Sounds like COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA but ok
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    • Nah son. I call that “forced donation” and it ain’t good for shit. People who make it should donate and give back but it’s not the governments job to enforce it. Also, this is ur daily reminder that sanders donates only 1% of his annual income.
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    • And they take their money and put it somewhere else. Also you seem to think our government wouldn't blow through that money in 4 months.
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    • They can just send the excess money to an offshore account or put it into a company they own
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    • Ok how about this: you stop being a little bitch and stop throwing a fit about the fact other people are more successful than you.
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    • That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. “You’re not allowed to have more than this amount because I think that’s enough. It doesn’t matter if you earned it. You don’t get it”
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    • How about you accomplish your own fucking goals and get off of others back cause you're a total failure
      Trapstu 30 jul
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    • Good idea, fellow 9th grade communist!
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    • Real business people don’t actually have billions of dollars, instead they have assets like companies, stocks, property, and expensive objects and luxuries
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    • People complaining about billionaires wouldn’t be complaining if they were billionaires
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    • Considering they’re only billionaires through assets, most of their money already benefits the economy. For example, Bill Gates or Bezos. They don’t have billions lying around, their net worth comes mainly from their businesses. Gates donates a large portion of his profits already and Bezos expands.
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    • People seem to think every rich person is hoarding money like a dragon when in reality they are spending it almost as fast
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    • Or hear me out, no more poor people. Just get rid of em. Makes the same amount of sense.
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    • I wish I could turn off verified users on twitter
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    • So once they hit 1 billion they have no reason to stimulate the economy more because they don’t get anything out of it
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    • No one has a billion dollars tho, they got buildings and companies. But not actual money. So what’s going to happen to everything?
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    • Why a billion? Why not $433,655,180.56? Who are you to tell anyone that they they're not allowed to make that extra dollar?
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    • There goes a good chunk of the economy
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    • *advanced* communism
      Tarindis 30 jul
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    • Unfortunately rockets cost more than 50 billion to make so this post is retarded.
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    • Or how about this: You dont tell people what they are and are not allowed to use their money on. Its theirs.
      Mtg_EDH 31 jul
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    • That would just encourage billionaires to convert their money into other forms and/or hoard it in illegal offshore banks. Essentially, it would just make it harder for that money to make it back into the system
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    • I don’t think anybody just has $1B in their bank account, people’s net worth includes their businesses and other assets
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    • People sure like to tell others how to spend their money
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    • We wont have private industries able to send people to mars because the government sure as heck wont do it on their own. This is why billianairs are needed
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    • No billionaire has all his money in cash. Let's use Elon Musk as an example. Say hes worth like 25 billion. 99% is tied up in the stocks of his company. This would mean he would have to sell most of his company that HE makes successful. Then he wouldn't run his own company.
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    • Just remember, when your government told you that you cant go to work because of a disease, they magically found 4 trillion dollars to give bailouts. There is no lack of money, your government just doesn't give a fuck about you except on the day you vote. Make all the money you can
      MHzilla 30 jul
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    • Rovert881 30 jul
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    • These people understand that all these billionaires have their money through stocks of their company not just a billion dollars in the bank account
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    • The problem with this plan is that basically no one has a billion in liquid assets so unless you include property/stocks they’d be able to accumulate a lot more easily, but if you included property and stocks, companies would collapse after a while because they wouldn’t be able to save and would
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    • They’ll just move somewhere else. Imagine having amazon, tesla, spacex, and microsoft and many others all move overseas. Good way to tank your GDP ig.
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    • What an idiot. If there was a cap on how much money you can have, then people would just stop working once they reached it. They would stop creating jobs, investing in small business, etc. How would that be good for anyone?
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    • Trella 31 jul
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    • Wait does this guy realize billionaires don’t own billions in cash just billions in value... this means they would be forced to sell their stock in a company after the company reaches a certain value
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    • Billionaires don't have billions in cash or in the bank. It's tied up in their companies and other investments.
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    • No. Just, no
      Hoopla 30 jul
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    • How about you go fuck your communist totalitarian self
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    • People are genuinely retarded, no person can feasibly spend billions of dollars, when you get into the billions there is literally 0 benefit to having more money, it can only have a negative effect, no one seems to understand how much a billion is, and it shows, stop being paranoid of communism when
      Hammy1238 30 jul
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    • When did this app become pro socialist? We’re not about to punish people for being the Michael Jordan of capitalism. They enrich the lives of everyone. They employ thousands of people. Cry about it clowns 🤡
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    • People so mad they are not billionaires and say the most dumbest shit. If we didnt have billions, we never would've made it to the moon or sent rovers to mars
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    • Then there goes the obligation to keep your business' open. Now people are without netflix pornhub and taco bell.
      OozyPoozy 30 jul
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    • Right be mad that someone is makes more money yen you so you demand they give it away. Wouldn’t be saying the same thing if the roles were reversed tho
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    • Great idea, make sure all the people who create the stuff our entire society counts on everyday stop having a reason for inventing them. Brilliant!!!
      jhorn 31 jul
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    • Are there a lot of super corrupt rich people? Yes. Are there a lot of philanthropic rich people? Yes. Does the same apply to non rich people? Yes. Are you entitled to another person's property? No. Now fuck off you lazy entitled cunts.
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    • Man I wish these anti-billionare people could run a simulated society on this system for a couple decades. Then maybe they would understand why this would never work.
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    • You know, billionaires are a testament to how great capitalism is. No, not everyone is equally privileged at the start. But the fact is that it is possible no matter who you are to play the game and make a fortune. In America it’s possible. In the other countries you wish to emulate, it’s not.
      Guiltyyy 31 jul
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    • Just because you can’t get rich don’t mean that all rich people should perish
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    • Why do people hate successful people, take, take, take....how about you work, work, work.
      DavidF1 30 jul
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    • I wonder how many wages billionaires pay?
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    • Don't get mad at rich people just because they have more money then you get mad at the government for mismanaging your money
      tacoted 30 jul
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    • Communists really think they can infiltrate iFunny memes and not get caught. Fuck off Bernie
      Mataetae 31 jul
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    • People shouldn’t be punished because they decided to make good choices in their lives and build businesses. Y’all just jealous and lazy and want their money
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    • Sounds like communist propaganda but ok
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    • Someone clearly needs a lesson on the difference of investments and liquid assets
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    • Does he not realize that his support of social media (among other things he does like using a PC or iPhone) is what creates this wealth? Imagine being that ignorant that you would buy on Amazon and then curse Bezos for being rich...
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    • Will. You. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Y'all stupid fucks. "Rich people shouldn't get more rich" Fuck you they made it. Youre mad because you aint gonna make it.
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    • Im not gonna say shit about Billionaires because if I was a Billionaire id tell yall to fuck yallselfs.
      FRolfie 31 jul
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    • Retarded socialist practice this is
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    • Hoovnasty 31 jul
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    • Oh boohoo! Capitalism bad! I’m mad I’m not successful! I have no grip on economics and don’t realize that net worth includes all investments! Wah!
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    • Why do you hate achievement. Quit being a victim 😎
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    • Great. Now they know when to quit, close their company, and fire all of their employees depriving people of whatever product or service that was popular or needed enough to get them to that point. Great idea. Dumb*ss...
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    • Why the fuck does it matter how much money other people have? Mind your own buisness and stop trying to steal other peoples money
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    • I find it so funny when people want shit like this. The entitlement is outrageous
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    • Daily regulated anti capitalism propaganda feature
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    • Ifunny's daily mandated "hate people who are more successful than you" meme.
      lenig2 1 aug
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    • It’s my money fuck off
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    • The problem is, this is America where the only money that can be legally taken from you by the government is taxes, illegally made profit, and counterfeit currency. It’s yours if you worked for it. It’s up to the individual what they spend that money on, wether it be personal gains or charity.
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    • I hate how people think they should be able to control other peoples’ lives. Why do you think you have any say in how much money I am allowed to have? It is absolutely absurd! I don’t care if one person had all of the money in the world. If they earned it, it’s theirs to do with as they please.
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    • I’m very fortunate to be in a wealthy family and we give 20,000 away to charity every year
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    • Nah all these comments are wrong. Billionaires all got a Scrooge McDuck money vault/swimming pool.
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    • Bruh none of the billionaires are gonna reciprocate the dick sucking yall are giving them
      beavernip 31 jul
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    • Technically y’all are supporting taking something from someone, that they earned. The people complaining are the ones that would never do the work necessary to achieve a status like that.
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    • So simple minded. They will find a work around they will find a loop hole and if they don’t they will pay someone who can. Are you talking about cash on hand ok then I’ll just buy a fuck load of houses. Oh you mean net worth okay I’ll buy 999 million in real estate then file for food stamps
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    • Sounds a lot like communism to me but whatever
      BiggD240 31 jul
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    • Commie piece of shit
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    • Wow, this is really fucking stupid
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    • This dude probably uses Instagram, Facebook, Amazon, has shopped at Walmart, has used a pc, owns either an Apple or android phone and then has the fucking audacity to say some shit like this lmao
      thmemes 30 jul
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    • Being a billionaire or millionaire is cool, you deserve it if you worked your ass off for it no question about it. The only problem is the amount of influence they have over politicians and their environment that makes the majority worse off.
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    • Fuck you you commie bastard
      Patbha11 30 jul
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    • What is wrong with people?
      tweb 31 jul
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    • Grrr these people have more money than me and I want it because my food stamps are running out. Thank god I sold all those drugs in highschool so I could fund my designer clothes and jordan shoes addiction
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    • No one has a billion dollars tho. The company they built, that employs thousands of people, is worth a billion. That's about it. If you guys want we can close all those businesses in the name of "fairness" like every communist politician in this country keeps trying to do
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    • I did the math today. If every billionaire in the US gave away 1 billion dollars of their money and distributed it to every US citizen, everyone would get 1,890 dollars.
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    • Oh yeah let's just give money to the government I'm sure they'll use it responsibly
      MC_Doge 31 jul
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    • How about instead, if you don't do any good deeds with your money like making parks and libraries, we make public installations that immortalize their greed, like "Jeff Bezos Was Too Greedy To Install Air Conditioning For His Workers Public Library" and just drag their names through the mud.
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    • You don’t understand how the economy works. All this money they have is tied up in stocks. That is how every single billionaire got this rich. Them owning a large amount of a company they built a stock is actually good for the economy because it reduces supply and drives up the market. (1)
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    • Bruh this is some stupid shit. This is not how capitalism works
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    • Imagine trying to ruin people like that. These people could've come from nothing and you're saying because they worked hard and nearly died for their money we should forcibly take it away? That sounds like communism bud. If someone works for their money they should get to keep it all and use it 1/2
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    • Blacks commit around 50% of the murders, despite making up just 13% of the population
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    • After 999 million catch me going on vacation. Also catch me finding loopholes cuz fuck you
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    • Fuck you communist pig
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    • Just don't have your assets in cash....
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