• MAN USES "SHOWER GUN" AFTER BURGLAR
BREAKS IN WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER
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    • "The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one"
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    • Stay strapped or get your cheeks clapped
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    • This is the fakest story ever. No one broke in. That’s illegal. They can’t do that.
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    • Man with a shower gun is a fool every day except for one
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    • The man who showers with a gun is a fool every day but one
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    • It’s what you call a clean kiII
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    • kanep0e 28 jul
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    • The man who showers with a gun is a fool all days but one
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    • zerosober 28 jul
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    • 10 step rule boys. Every 10 steps you should have a gun hidden in places
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    • Burglars gonna be pissed when they see my Shitter Gun
      Atasaki 28 jul
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    • Boom “gun compartment”
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    • Shower gun is dumb as fuck. . . Until you need one. Currently I have my shitter gun
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    • His wife must feel reaaaaal stupid right now.
      Geico 28 jul
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    • Rain bullets on that mother fucker
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    • Stay strapped or get shower capped
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    • My dumbass thought the gun shot showers
      BoldLynx 28 jul
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    • Me when I’m home alone and get in the shower but forgot to lock the front door
      Kevin6 28 jul
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    • I used to take my gun into the shower with me and put it into a waterproof case. I lived in a fairly rough neighborhood and didn’t want to be surprised with a home invasion while in the shower. It makes sense to me.
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    • I miss "I should by a boat" cat, way better than that invest meme
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    • make this tc
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    • CptClutchTM thoughts on shower gun?
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    • Oh really gonna rob me, while taking a shower,All right just let me wipe my balls one mort time. Gun compartment
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    • Stay strapped
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    • I "need" a shower gun
      epic_wind 28 jul
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    • I can imagine the excitement of finally being able to use the shower gun
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    • I have one
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    • So you just gonna rob me while I’m washing my ass?? Okay! Okay! Lemme just grab the soap one last time... gun compartment!
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    • Guy breaks into my house which gun should I take from my load out?
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    • Shower Gun Guy:
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    • Kitchen gun
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    • Why not take your carry into the bathroom and leave it on the counter?
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    • This will go amazingly with my KITCHEN GUN
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    • Gun compartment!
      YourGuyCy 28 jul
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    • the man who shower with a gun is a fool everyday except one
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    • Wow. Haven’t seen the business cat meme in a while. I like.
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    • "stay strapped or get clapped" ~ sun tzu- the art of war
      theamzi8 28 jul
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    • Cool. I can keep it next to the milk.
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    • Invest!!!!!
      tenten123 28 jul
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    • I have a weapon stashed in every room in case someone wants to meet Jesus
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    • Today's the day
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    • Damn what kind of hood you live in where a shower gun is something someone felt they needed. Obviously he can do what he wants and it worked for him - but forreal? Keeping the shower glocked down - that’s rough
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    • Everyone should buy a shower gun
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    • You should pussy
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    • They mean his dick
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    • I got the same box
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    • "Gun department!"
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    • I haven’t seen a business cat meme in a minute wow
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    • You know I’m sry to have to tell y’all but this man is from Florida
      trymey 28 jul
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    • It is just sitting on a shelf next to my elf
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    • Ngl a shower gun is a pretty good idea, flash them, then cap them
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    • He first had to put down his shower beer to retrieve his shower gun.
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    • It’s why I always carried a hand grenade when ever I burgle houses. Never know when someone is strapped.
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    • This meme needs to come back
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    • Someone was in here calling people pussies for owning a gun like ok snowflake my gun go boom boom and it fun
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    • This is how you gonna do me? This is how you gonna do ME???
      mmp172939 28 jul
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    • no “government mandated pro gun” comments? weird
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    • I should abuse stimulants
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    • Everyone thinks you're stupid for having shower gun every day but one
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    • I'd advise against it, unless you are single and live alone. Thats a very quick, simple, easy way to increase the likelihood of you making a, conservatively speaking, bad call. The one you have in your locked case or safe works just as well with way less risk of accidents of a domestic nature.
      NukeWarz 31 jul
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    • The man who keeps a shower gun is considered a fool every day but one
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    • I think I need two shower guns now
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    • Fine with me. I'll fit it right next to my shower sandwich.
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    • “Let me just.... reach for my soap to wash my self one last tiiiime. BAM gun compartment!”
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    • Anybody thinking what I'm thinking? .50 cal in the shower anybody?
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    • Maybe I should.
      JusSumGuy 31 jul
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    • Yeah sure why not
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    • I have a bathroom gun in my drawer next to the toilet but I might need to invest in a second one and waterproof container
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    • When I drop the soap it’s so loud it sounds like a gun and will scare anyone away
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    • *Gets $20 as a kid* “I should buy a boat”
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    • If you stash too many guns around your house, you’re just turning it into a battle royale game.
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    • A man who showers with a gun is crazy every day but 1
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    • Me getting undressed to take a shower
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    • This is how you gonna do me??? Huh. Ok. Imma give you what you want. Just let me wash my balls one last time.... BAM!!! Gun compartment.
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    • Merca
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    • So you gonna rob me in my shower while I’m showering? Alright, ima give you what you want, ima give you what you want. But first, let me put my shampoo down and- GUN COMPARTMENT !
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    • OHHHHH SHIT OOHHHH SHIT, This How You Gone Do Me? Huh? You Gone Rob Me While I’m Taking A shower My Bathroom? Ok... Ok... I'ma Give You what you want... ima give you what I want... let me wash my face one more time BAM GUN COMPARTMENR
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    • kitchen gun
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    • SECRET GUN COMPARTMENT
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    • Lemme jack off in the shower one last time. Gun compartment
      Tielli 30 jul
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    • It is when you are around your most vulnerable
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    • gun compartment!
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    • oh you’re gonna do this to me,while im in the shower,ima give u what u want,just let me grab some conditioner, BOOM gun compartment
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    • “Gun compartment!!”
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    • Shit I remember this gif. “Boat. I should by a boat.”
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    • Ok that is a funny format ngl
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    • it’s scary how much I see my boyfriend thinking of this idea
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    • Gun compartment
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