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WELL FUCK YOU TOOJESUS
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      xSpyro 25 apr
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    • The fig tree was a representation of people’s “fruits” of life. A good person will be akin to a healthy tree that produces many fruits. A bad person will produce few to no fruits at all. Fruits are a representation of the good life your living. The fact that it didn’t produce food wasn’t the point
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    • Its a metaphor for the corrupt, if a person is corrupt they will no longer bear fruit and will soon wither
      Expolsive 26 apr
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    • Jesus curses the fig tree because it bears no fruit, which is it's only purpose in this world. It's a metaphor for discipleship-a disciple who bears no fruit (does not spread the word of the lord) is useless and therefore is undeserving of the lords blessing.
      anathem 25 apr
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    • God doesn't hate Fags, he just hates the sin
      Cypher8_ 25 apr
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    • Jesus did this because if the tree will not serve even the son of God, it shall not serve anyone else.
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    • I learned about this at church, i forgot the whole story but apparently he was mad because the fig tree was trying to choose when it was gonna do the job it made for, it wouldn’t do it when jesus wanted
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    • The fig was a symbolic representation of Israel, and how it failed to bear fruit through a proper response to their savior God incarnated among them to bring final salvation.
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    • Homosexuality is still considered a sin. What a lot of Christians forget is that the Bible also says to love your neighbor and to not judge. Gay people are struggling with a certain sin just like everyone else. Whether it be drinking, drugs, sexual immorality, etc.
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    • Imagine some asshole writes down in a book every little thing you say and that book just happens to be the most popular book in the world even 2000 years later lol Jesus could’ve said he hated onions and we would all be locking up onion farmers today
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    • De55MP 27 apr
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    • Lol context man. He was illustrating a point about the power of faith to his disciples, read the rest of it.
      theMajick 27 apr
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    • Does no one understand that Jesus’ teachings were a collection of parables? In other words, examples that don’t necessarily have to be real, but teach a great lesson.
      funnyyea 26 apr
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    • Fun fact: Jesus doesn’t hate any humans he hates human sins.
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    • Watching an atheist quote the Bible is like watching someone who took Spanish 1 try to converse in Spanish with someone who speaks Russian.
      Baker11 25 apr
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    • The cursing of the fig tree is actually very symbolic
      Scrubicle 25 apr
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    • Jesus also says that homosexuality is wrong.
      DYKgeist 25 apr
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    • Not to get political or anything, but I just fucked a manatee
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    • He also said homosexuals go to hell, while we’re quoting the Bible a bit
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    • There also was a smaller story in the old testament where God obliterated a city for being sexually immoral (gays and pre marital sex). It says to hate the sin but not the sinner, so we don't hate the gays, we just hate what they do because it's wrong
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    • There’s also a part where God destroys an entire city cuz they’re gay so...
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    • I’m Christian and think that if you don’t want to believe, than that is fine, you’ll end up paying for it in the end. But if you live your life just to bash religion, than you are a fucked up and low person.
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    • Lavictus 20:13. If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
      SonOfBrey 26 apr
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    • I’m not religious but the Bible has some great stories
      umeduna39 26 apr
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    • We’ll see you next time on, “bible verses taken out of context”
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    • Figs > Fags
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    • That’s one of my favorite bible stories lol, it shows the human side of Jesus, he was hungry lol no chic fil a back in the day
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    • It also says "a man shall not lie with another man, it is an abomination" which really doesnt leave alot of room for imagination
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    • The Bible allows gay sex if they’re high. “A man the lays with an other man, must be stoned”
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    • Matthew : 21 : 21 - Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
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    • Is society really at the point of cursing out Jesus and blaming him? Shame on all of you
      madjakk 25 apr
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    • This nigga actually talking shit about nigga Jesus
      501st_Hoe 28 apr
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    • Leviticus 18:20
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    • People who have nothing but utter disdain for religion trying to make religious arguments against people who are actually religious are shitty people. Coming from a non religious person.
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    • It about how the Jewish people had claimed to be ready to spread Gods grace to everyone but weren't they where like the fig tree leaves but no fruit. Its why he had to sacrifice himself for us it was the only way anymore
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    • Jesus isn’t God...
      Honda175 26 apr
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    • God loves everyone
      Polarbuhr 25 apr
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    • Didn't god also nuk3 a town for having a bunch of gays
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    • With all his supposed powers dont you think jesus could just, ya know, make the tree grow figs?
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    • For anyone curious as to the actual lesson intended in the passage, it contains two lessons: 1) fruitlessness begets judgement. 2) be mindful of false promises of spiritual fruit. It may seem that someone, or even you yourself, or a church leads a proper life, but may be spiritually fruitless
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    • "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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    • Actually it was referring or given an example of Pharisees who claimed to have fruit (good news) but in reality preached nothing! So the cursing of the tree meant that Pharisees would perish and never give fruit ever again.
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    • Well plus God doesn’t hate gays, he loves the people just hates the sin. He loves everyone so much and we are all sinners
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    • Yeah well there’s another part that says men shouldn’t sleep with men so....
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    • You know, I think Christians should focus on spreading the message of the love of God and Jesus more than the hate and punishment in the bible.
      DAwesme 25 apr
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    • Jesus doesn't hate anyone, but he does hate sin, and homosexuality in the Bible is a sin
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    • Look at those usernames. Jesus fucking CHRIST
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    • He still hates fags though.
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    • They skipped the part where it withered and died after that.
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    • God demolished 2 towns full of fags. Tell me he only hates figs...
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    • Nobody likes this tumblr garbo
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    • He also said sexual immorality and homosexuality separate you from god
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    • Mormon here, looked in my King James Version of the Bible and this actually is there nearly verbatim. I thought this was just something another religion put in to fill a book out. Speechless
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    • Being gay is a sin =/= Christian's hate gay people. Retards. I'm not even religious.
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    • Why do people think Christian's believes God hates fags??? Like it was obviously started by shallow butt hurt queers who wanted to 'rebel' and never even touched a bible in their life. God hates sin. NOT THE SINNER...
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    • Okay but it also says that gay people are going to Hell. Don’t all you queers get too excited.
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    • The fig tree story was a parable Jesus told to explain the destruction of the temple. That’s why the story about clearing the temple market was told between the fig tree story
      Tyymann 26 apr
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    • So let me get this straight Jesus cursed a fig tree because he showed up when the time wasn’t right? 🤔
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    • That’s not even the weirdest part of the Bible... when you study it .. it just starts to become ridiculous
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    • Sir have you read Acts? Jesus dont like gays
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    • This story is referencing faith. Like how a fig tree is meant to bear figs, so too is a Christian meant to display their faith. This is a metaphor for condemning fraudulence, which is a serious offence and can lead you straight to hell if you don't learn any better
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    • “Durrr I’m a modernist Christian that only follows Jesus when it’s hip and mainstream” smh this app is full of lightweights
      Auride 25 apr
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    • You need to read Leviticus chapter 20, verse 13. If a man lays with a man like a man lays with a woman both have committed an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
      CecilPeck 25 apr
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    • He also burned a town for being gay
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    • God said in the bible that any man who should lie with another should be stoned. of course, this does not mean to "get that dank kush" also gay people need to die
      iScream 25 apr
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    • Also he hates fags lmao
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    • They kind of had me in the first half, then they said fvck Jesus
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    • Well that's the thing though, he doesn't hate gay people, people often view this and spout nonsense such as, GOD HATES ALL GAY PEOPLE, anyone who spouts this nonsense is a false Christian, it's like the relationship between a Father and child, when the child does something bad, you don't immediately
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    • He cursed the fig tree as a metaphor. it was supposed to show how people can put on good appearances but be bad on the inside and that's wrong. (the fig tree fruit was gross)
      Kneemo 25 apr
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    • Funny that "sassy-satan666" is the one who gave the bible verse
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    • Homosexuality is a sin against God
      landoil 25 apr
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    • I feel like everyone takes the fig tree parable as “figs are bad” and never for what it actually means
      shrex 25 apr
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    • Fig trees will grow leaves before they grow figs. The tree had leaves, but no fruit. Christ “punished” the tree for hypocrisy. A common theme in the New Testament was Christ chastising hypocrites such as the Pharisees who preached but did not follow the Law of Moses
      MrMister 25 apr
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    • Well, you know that the authors of books like to put a bit of humor in works of fiction right?
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    • It's a metaphor. Freaking snowflakes are to literal
      dtg1all69 25 apr
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    • don’t read comments.. it could be an endgame spoiler
      HellHound 25 apr
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    • I believe that gay people can go to Heaven. (And I'm a Christian.) Change my mind.
      Felinez 25 apr
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    • A tree not bearing fruit doesnt deserve to be used
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    • zazul 25 apr
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    • Okay, now let's mention the several versus where he says homosexuals go to hell
      OXYCONTlN 25 apr
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    • Dont hate me but: If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. (Leviticus 20:13)
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    • He also said God made them man and woman. And Paul writes in the first chapter of the letter to the Romans that they didn’t want to be righteous in God so God have them up to homosexual preversions. But don’t mind that, let’s keep trying to force homosexuality into the Bible.
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    • Is this some "jesus approved of homosexuality" propaganda bullshit?
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    • What if Jesus goes back there a year later, is hungry again, goes to the tree and gets mad at the tree again
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    • That looks like a Bible for people that never passed a 3rd grade reading level
      sixZen 29 apr
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    • Me when I run out of food in the fridge
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    • The bible has one of, if not, the biggest fanbase. People go hardcore over that sh*t
      Stayflurx 27 apr
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    • unpopular opinion: I don’t like gay people because they act fucking retarded
      gorfilge 27 apr
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