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    • Every single promotion ceremony I've been to they stumble over the wording
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    • Can a normal enlisted get promoted to officer?
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    • He brokeded my nose
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    • As a PFC this is 100% accurate
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    • Advice for going to boot camp? I leave August 3rd and I’m in pretty good physical shape already.
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    • We had this 1LT who was doing a promotion ceremony for a captain and asked me (Specialist at the time) To help him do the ceremony and was really nervous. I looked confusedly at his rank and he just said “You’ve been promoted more times, you’ve done this more than I have.” It really sank in-
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    • Hey I was in that movie. I may have called Nelly a bad name
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    • I'm an officer...I can't read
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    • I BROKEDED YOUR TOY
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    • LCpl’s where y’all at mother fuckers
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    • Even officers are dumb asses.
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    • Can I join the army as a counsultant on the army with a mechanical engineer diploma ? I want to build cool stuff or blow things, just wondering
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    • TO ALL WHO SHALL SEE THESE GREETINGS
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    • I think I broke his freakin’ neck
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    • tO aLl WhO shAlL sEe tHesE preSEntS GreEtiNgS
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    • Warrant Officers are just the E4 mafia with more power
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    • I go to boot camp August 10th boys, wish me luck
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    • blue_too what does this mean
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    • Just finished my bachelors degree in cyber security and I’m trying to get into Air Force officer training
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    • Omg lol
      DustinMmm 14 jul
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    • Tf happened to the features this app is dead
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    • The Longest Yard
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    • I think he made him shit himself!
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    • Man I love that movie
      Clown99 15 jul
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    • Yongest Lard
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    • content not available more
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    • Warrant Officers make more then both
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    • what movie is this from?
      dolce 14 jul
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    • I read that as OCIFFERS
      Ashli 14 jul
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    • Is this that racism everyone’s been talking about?
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    • Its been days since i have seen a good feature. Why do i come back you ask? Unable to let go of the past
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    • Officers especially infantry officers are the worst. They don't have any combat experience a lot of the time and they will do whatever it takes to please the guy with a rank higher than them even if it means men die. This goes for army as well.
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    • I had to do ROTC for a semester, forced by my mother to get into the school my dad teaches at. I hated it meanwhile I was one of the top kids in my class
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    • For real, marines are dumb as fuck
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    • Lance criminal gang wya?
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    • This is true in so many levels
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    • Obviously not cause it’s been four hours and we’re still lost in the damned woods.
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    • They made a movie without police, its called the purge.. Buckle up dumfucks!😉
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    • Yut
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    • Y'all idiots better learn quick before they bring up the command's reading list
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    • Hehe marins
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    • *laughs in Air Force*
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    • The Longest Yard
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    • This made me laugh a bit too hard.
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    • Mmmm grayons
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    • he brokeded my nose
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    • On that note, anybody else wish Nick Cannon will livestream his suicide?
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    • I can’t stand that I have boot ass second lieutenants in charge of me just because they went to college first
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    • Y’all don’t even know about Robert Malcolm sapp
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    • I’m 24 and seriously considering enlisting in the Navy. Still on the fence because of how shit day-to-day life is, but I think it’d be worth it in the end
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    • Frontline infantry only need to know how to stand up and move forward
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    • The marines have a mandatory online math class that they must complete after completing training. Heard that from a SSG in the marines that I worked with
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    • Go to college kids. Don’t ruin your life enlisting
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    • that man is now a kickboxer.
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    • If yall didn't know that big mfers name is Bob Sapp and was an accomplished kick boxer
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    • I’m bored please chat me
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    • Jm here to lead. Not to read.
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    • Souce
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    • Ayooo facts
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    • I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.
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    • God the longest yard is such a good movie
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    • Got my dd214 on the 6th. I'm finally free
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    • The Marines actually require the second highest score on the ASVAP after just the Air Force. Then they have the highest physical fitness requirement. They're the most difficult branch to enter.
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    • Marines are all retarded anyway
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    • Yeah I dont know, it's quite a stump when SgtMajor fucks it up too lmao.
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    • Adam Sandler too
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    • Yut
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    • thank you bob sapp
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    • Chris rock love sucking that zionist jew cock.. he can suck anytime and anyday
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    • Yet they cant read a mal
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    • Black Phil Swift
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    • The fact that I read this shit in their voices astounds me.
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    • Smages run today's army
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    • God damn right
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    • I’m army so it might be different, buuuut this is so true LOL
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    • Officers cant read either... wtf
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    • Any Sarnt’s here?
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    • They should remove the crossed rifles from POG chevrons. They sit in air conditioned offices.
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    • E-2 Private First Class E-4 Corporal E-5 Sargent
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    • Ey that E4 mafia gang
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    • Rah
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    • why caretaker :(
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    • I think he just shit himself
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    • Movie?
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    • You niggas are NCO's.
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    • First actual duty since AIT today. In my borderline heatstroked mind I Forgot what to call the First Sgt. Only my shear dumb luck and my Sgt saved my ass. the sergeant major came down and decided that because they were taking pictures we needed PCs, masks and gloves on a range in 102 degrees
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    • Facts
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    • as an O-3 in the navy, i can confirm that 90% of officers cannot read
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    • Fuckin rah
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    • Reading isnt for marines tbh
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    • I had to re-read that like 5 times because I kept reading 'Officers' as 'Officials'
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    • Movie?
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    • As a lance, can confirm... this is his Lt typing btw.
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    • I wanna be a marine recon should i be an officer or enlisted?
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    • We're gonna die
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    • Yeah
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    • Rest In Peace me, I just got a new Mustang battalion commander that loves hiking and weapons runs.
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