Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
Ash
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful
2017-10-22, AM
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
8 may
Ash guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful 2017-10-22, AM
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
chinndy8a5t0rd
26 sep 2020
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
tankcollar1 tankcollar1
5 feb
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Look at things from her perspective
You may like what you see!
Look at things from her perspective You may like what you see!
kdot
@just_kdot
if my sleep schedule was a person
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
TommyG_MVP TommyG_MVP
24 sep 2020
kdot @just_kdot if my sleep schedule was a person PM - - Twitter for iPhone
GrouchoMarks GrouchoMarks
25 sep 2020
Tony Rigatoni My goose thinks he's a dog and has been barking at me...
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was
to beat the living shit out of it
ItsMichael ItsMichael
3 mar
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was to beat the living shit out of it
Draco Malfoy before Saying
=the in potter
S212121S S212121S
13 may
Draco Malfoy before Saying =the in potter
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
ave.
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
Spaceham Spaceham
25 sep 2020
People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy ave. The faster you walk the more unhappy you
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven
IN
Expelle Expelle
10 apr
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven IN
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg
IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
sagentjson sagentjson
6 aug 2020
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
Princess Peach Who?
Mario should focus on family...
ringed_davidsirdude ringed_davidsirdude
10 oct 2020
Princess Peach Who? Mario should focus on family...