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"Plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen'until we die and turn into mulch which they can'consume"
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    • They certainly are outlasting us... normally.
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    • Yeah but considering the fact that not giving us oxygen would k1ll us faster it doesn't make a whole lot of sense
      TheFBI 7 aug
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    • This format is annoying
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    • The circle of life is not farming it. If a wolf finds and eats a dead animal, it did not farm the animal, just found and consumed its remains which it had nothing to do with the fact that it died or even lived in the first place.
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    • wiled 7 aug
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    • This makes me want to throw a gas can into the Amazon
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    • What they didn’t count on is our funeral homes pumping human bodies full of formaldehyde and hiding them in boxes
      Achor 7 aug
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    • First off we don’t turn into mulch. Secondly plants don’t eat mulch
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    • Somebody chat me if you want to just talk I’m bored
      geck123 7 aug
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    • Fuck it whos in lets burn down the Amazon
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    • Did you know tomatoes send electrical signal between each other.
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    • Animals evolved before plants.
      tweb 10 aug
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    • I just got 3 features straight with this meme format
      _AD_ 10 aug
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    • I remember my school janitor was loved in elementary school and was payed enough to get a really good mother cycle 1/2
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    • Maybe the vegans were on to something?
      El89 7 aug
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    • Nature will win in the end
      Grizzlie 7 aug
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    • KiII the trees!
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    • No
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    • Femboy pics of me dressed up are available on my acc
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    • content not available more
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    • Mycelium network
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    • The long con
      RonnieM96 10 aug
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    • Also farming us for co2
      AIPG42h 10 aug
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    • And there you go a decent format ruined in less than a week
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    • Our janitor became mulch for the plants a few months ago rip stan didn't know him but I once saw him buying a single pack of hot dogs at lake harvest foods
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    • Man I gotta watc this movie again
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    • Soilant Green be like...
      Raguel48 10 aug
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    • He looks like that because he doesn’t understand English and it doesn’t make any sense to him.
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    • Except plants get their food from water and c02 so we wouldnt actually give them anything except like vitamins.
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    • When i die, dont gussy me up or put me in a box. Bury me in the ground and plant a tree. Id rather not be useless
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    • would that mean a plant created humans? are trees gods?
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    • Mulch is woodchips retard
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    • Yes. Because on the flip side, I give my fruit or just straight up sacrifice myself so that way the rest of my species can either suffer the same fate or continue to consume and photosynthesize in a completely symbiotic relationship with mammals. -Sincerely, Every planet that uses oxygen for ATP
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    • This format is way overused
      Eggrole 9 aug
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    • The long con
      Snowdrop 9 aug
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    • Plants can scream
      dlacboh 9 aug
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    • Humans aren't the top. Muhh fuckin plants are
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    • Jokes on them, were in caskets
      TayuyaN 9 aug
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    • Does anyone have this format blank
      rafee 9 aug
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    • What is this format called
      rafee 9 aug
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    • Mulch? Isn’t mulch that stuff that’s in school playgrounds?
      SahdBouy 9 aug
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    • Its a symbiotic relationship until one side decides to kiII the other
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    • can someone post the blank template
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    • Seems mutually beneficial, don’t see what’s disturbing
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    • I didn't know that we turn into wood chips when we die
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    • Ive seen way to many versions pf this fucking meme template, not impressed anymore
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    • This format is boring
      Snapgram 8 aug
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    • Compost* fertilizer* not mulch, mulch is wood chips sometimes dyed depending on brand or type of mulch. Usually made from cedar to ward off some bugs
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    • The insects and fungi eat us and their poop gives the ground nutrients. So no
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    • Can someone give me the original format
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    • But we are put in a box, with no organs that rot and stuff right?
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    • Yeah, so I’m super late to the party. What movie is this?
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    • Plants are technically immortal mostly trees
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    • And we farm them for their oxygen and other resources like wood
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    • That meme should be the only way around
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    • Maybe in the plant's 3rd generation
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    • I mean yeah but they also need us to survive. They give us oxygen and we give carbon dioxide
      ccLeaN30 8 aug
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    • Funny thing is I feel this would be something a creepy school janitor would say
      scrownge 8 aug
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    • Does anyone know where I could rewatch this movie? My childhood is calling.
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    • I bet it bugs them how we either cremate our dead or seal them in coffins then
      Volcryn 8 aug
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    • I really dont know what the meme is for august nobody seems to be making up their minds is it this? Is it get stick bugged? Or is it the rick roll of 2020?
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    • Yeah. That’s what a life cycle is.
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    • Plot twist we farm it now Fuck farming us yooooooooooooooooo
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    • School janitors are actually way more intelligent than a lot of teachers, and are way better at helping and tutoring students than most teachers because janitors are like the school dads
      Kawasaki 7 aug
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    • my school janitor was the one that would’ve told me this shit while i’m at the water fountain
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    • Fuck plants
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    • Don't tell the vegans then they'll have firepower for not eating meat
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    • Fuck the rain forest all my niggas hate the rain forest, btw we get most our oxygen from the ocean or some shit in there
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    • Is it just me or does it seem like the two guys should be asking for something not informing based off their faces, idk the source material and their faces kinda ruin the joke for me every time
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    • You know, I am somewhat of a farmer myself.
      WANR1 7 aug
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    • Mutualism
      Wildwy5 7 aug
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    • I had the same thought on shrooms
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    • Plants also need carbon dioxide, which is what we exhale.
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    • And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.
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    • This format is getting pretty annoying its like the 12 or 15th lne ive seen in the past hour
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    • Wait WHAT
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    • This meme went from no existent to extremely over used
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    • Of all the people, why janitor lol
      DBWhale 7 aug
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    • Okay so I’ve never seen this movie what is it? I really want to watch it cause I’ve seen wayyyyyy too many meme formats from it
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    • The janitor would be the one saying it
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    • Thank god he's got his clothes back on
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    • This meme sucks
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    • Also, not actually.
      TwoShot 7 aug
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      i_horny 7 aug
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    • Mulch is wood chips.. the meme should say fertilizer.
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    • I just realized these frames are out of Chronological order!
      TheFrelp 7 aug
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    • Nah that's wisdom the school janitor imparts on YOU
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    • CRS6132 7 aug
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    • This is why they built non biodegradable coffins and above ground crypts...to get back at the plants
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    • Jokes on them were destroying it all anyway
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    • As a former school janitor it would be the other way around.
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    • Vegans: "dont eat animals, eat plants!" Plants: "dont eat plants eAt aNiMaLs"
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    • You heard it here boys get your armies together we must conquer the tree
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    • Mulch??? Just a little confused there buddy.
      jarsh18 7 aug
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    • Most of our oxygen comes from coral reefs tho
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    • Did you mean the government
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    • I read parents not plants at first...
      Auron15 7 aug
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    • Idk about y'all, but my janitor was dope and had a higher chance of telling me shit like that than anyone else to him.
      Fuxzyea 7 aug
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