Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
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Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
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yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Agentdeness Agentdeness
20 sep 2020
isabella steger @ yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
AnnieDoodly AnnieDoodly
24 sep 2020
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
_TENNIS~
DOUBLES
mthree03 mthree03
17 mar
_TENNIS~ DOUBLES
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
Jo3Jo3Sr Jo3Jo3Sr
25 may
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
How to get your husband to help unload the groceries.
How to get your husband to help unload the groceries.
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Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi
Fiona
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_Chongyun _Chongyun
25 mar
nell. mone fayaplaya_ Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi Fiona SN
I'm @ joker
I'm smoker
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usucknutz usucknutz
9 feb
I'm @ joker I'm smoker [ma STROKE
YOU MAY BE HIGH
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
1 dec 2020
YOU MAY BE HIGH BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
BB cstivorts
Kitten Bee
Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol
B eskiworks:
BlueFandom BlueFandom
25 sep 2020
BB cstivorts Kitten Bee Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol B eskiworks:
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking