Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
AmericanWay AmericanWay
23 sep 2020
all Take your dog to work day
''M THE
DUMBEST
MAN ALIVE
think Admiral
Ackbar's death was appropriate and needed
DUMBER
MemesPage MemesPage
28 sep 2020
''M THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE think Admiral Ackbar's death was appropriate and needed DUMBER
SS<
UNILAD MIN READ
Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending
To Be A Dog
Every day. We stray further from god.
UnexpectedChubby UnexpectedChubby
25 sep 2020
SS< UNILAD MIN READ Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending To Be A Dog Every day. We stray further from god.
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
25d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
Her milkshakes bring all the...
Ducks to the yard?!?!
ringed_davidsirdude ringed_davidsirdude
26 mar
Her milkshakes bring all the... Ducks to the yard?!?!
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
quietnooners quietnooners
25 mar
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
Miknoonl Miknoonl
3 feb
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Sharp Sharp
24 sep 2020
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
T_O_P T_O_P
27 oct 2020
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop
of this
Bur ypu. just gestored
Yo oF me.
Yes. Trat's,
Shop being, ath of
Zeroic Zeroic
26 sep 2020
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop of this Bur ypu. just gestored Yo oF me. Yes. Trat's, Shop being, ath of
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
A message to my enemies.
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
23 sep 2020
A message to my enemies.