• occasionally. the freezer will provide
crunch water. this is way better than
regular water. because of the crunch
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gooooob morning. at some point today
i'm going to wink at the human. but i
will do it very quickly. and only once. so
they spend all week wondering if it
actually happened
8330 AM
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