• Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-233 is to be kept
within a cubical vanadium-lined container, dimensions 23 by
23 by 23. The unit of measure is irrelevant, A 23-meter safe
zone is to be established around the object: no Class D
personnel older or younger than 23 years of age are to be
allowed within the safe zone. For optimal results, Class D
personnel with birthdays falling on the 23rd of the month
should be used. Na firearms other than those chambered for
special-purpose .2323 caliber rounds are to be allowed
within the conteinment chamber. Shift changes will accur at
23 minutes past the hour, with the final shift change
occurring at 2323 Greenwich Mean Time exactly.
Unger no circumstances are [(REDACTED]mm ammunition,
Class D personnel born in the month of [REDACTED] or an
the [REDACTED], [REDACTED?, or twenty-[REDACTED] of
the month, or any [REDACTED]-sided object to be brought
within the 23-meter safe zone. Personnel are cautioned to
take special care at [REDACTED] minutes past the hour,
especially [REDACTED] hours, as this Is the time period
during which the object is most active. For best results, the
23-meter safe zone should be cleared of all personne! during
that time penod.
Description: SCP-233 is a 23-sided polyhedron, each face
being made up of both an equilateral triangle and a straight
line simultaneously. Because of the space-time altering
nature of the object, the exect physical makeup of the
object cannot be emulated in three-dimensional or two-
dimensional form.
SCP-233 has the unusual property of altering the laws of
mathematics in its vidnity, causing rounding errors to occur
unless calculated using a base-23 system. Mathematical
calculations carried aut in base 23, however, have the
benefit of being carried out at 23 times the normal speed:
for this reason, destruction of the item has been postponed
pending possible Integration Into [DATA EXPUNGED). The
difficulty of converting binary information into base-23
mathematics aside, the device has already shown its value
to the Organization (see report 234[REDACTED] by Dr. Nana
[REDACTED] regarding her "unusual solution" to the Unified
Field Theory.)
Unfortunately, SCP-233 appears to have a particularly
violent effect upon occurrences of the number [REDACTED]
occurring within its safe zone {see report re: death of Dr.
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