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I'm sorry old friend.
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    • Not if I drink rubbing alcohol just before I die!
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    • SugMaDik 13 jan
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    • I ain’t be stressin’ doe, bacteria do gotta put food on da table too.
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    • Yes but they will die after we do so it cancels out
      ChadClout 13 jan
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    • Mmmm I can't wait to be vored by my own stomach
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    • Me: Dies. Bacteria:
      LeDoc 13 jan
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    • Not if I’m cremated
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    • Isn't that something like being fattened up for slaughter?
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    • They can do whatever they want to me after I’m dead as long as they help that chipotle I ate pass through cleanly
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    • At least they're nice enough to wait till I die.
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    • Nigga gotta eat
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    • Sike. It can’t eat me if something eats me first.
      Wylee98 13 jan
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    • Don’t fuck with niggas if their first name is Count. Been knowing that since Sesame Street.
      FelixOHMY 15 jan
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    • Not if I get cremated jokes on you
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    • Ok so what, do you need your own dead body
      Rynli 13 jan
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    • Dooku had a somewhat painless death
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    • That’s what you think but I had a problem keeping those bacteria alive long enough for them to do their job as it is
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    • Lol not if I end myself in an acid pool or lava pit
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    • It really be your own boys.
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    • Only a retard deals in absolutes. I will do what I must
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    • I couldnt give a fuck what happens to my body after l die
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    • Drinking bleach helps
      Deliaa 13 jan
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    • These hoes ain’t loyal
      zxasy 13 jan
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    • Phexal 13 jan
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    • Fair enough
      Xero64 13 jan
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    • content not available more
      Nips 13 jan
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    • TheBoxNig 17 jan
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    • Good thing I won’t need it anymore hug
      k_ramz 16 jan
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    • I’m dead so idc
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    • Fair enough.
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    • Their kids will eat me they’ll be dead before then
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    • Memeu1ous 13 jan
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    • Awww just like your dog
      POOPDICK 13 jan
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    • Pretend I'm porksword
      MrRetard 13 jan
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    • O’VALLEY OF PLENTY
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    • No hard feelings old friends
      Xacto 13 jan
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    • Footage 13 jan
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    • Not if they remove everything from your body and stuff you with hay
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    • Not if I drink hand sanitizer
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    • Anyone that want to join my slutty religion message me it about anime girls
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    • PorkSword 13 jan
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    • Hey guys just gonna say this, I hate Jews and I am going to commit arson wish me luck
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    • Microbiome 👍
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    • I'm loving that star wars is getting more memes these days and they're just getting better
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    • Symptoms of autism can be significantly reduced by jamming normal people's poop up autistic kids butts... thanks bacteria
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    • Oryx 13 jan
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    • Hello, chat me something interesting
      Kellyn 13 jan
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    • A feature with two comments? Is this my time for TC? Also iNigga
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    • Is that a piece of shit being formed
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    • Thought those were gummy worms
      EmilyLade 16 jan
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    • Yeah what else would it eat
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    • Mutual symbiotic relationship...
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    • That looks like Willy Wonkas dad
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    • So if we don't eat, then they eat us
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    • acco 16 jan
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    • So if I remove my gut after I die, will my corpse last longer?
      Kyriptos 16 jan
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    • As long as they wait til I'm dead that's fine
      Chevyguy 16 jan
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    • Nah, I'm loading up on antibiotics and everclear before I die. Then my body will be heated to 120F to denature my enzymes so my cells don't autolyse. My body will endure forever
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    • Me: Dies Friends: Deletes search history Body: Deletes life history
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    • unless you never die
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    • Gut bacteria is you’re life. It’s why you feel good or bad. It has direct pathways to communicate with your brain.
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    • The forbidden sour gummy worms
      EmiLuz_ 16 jan
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    • Well why doesn't it just start now?
      scobev 16 jan
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    • It be your own niggas
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    • Best Star Wars movie go.
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    • Gummi worms
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    • If you put a healthy persons shit in your ass you’ll lose weight eat better and become more active and energised
      Pizfer 16 jan
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    • And that’s okay because they helped me eat all my food so they get the ultimate meal
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    • I would watch a dooku movie
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    • Cool.
      TigWolf 16 jan
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    • Fucking parasites.
      cti323 16 jan
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    • Lol take antibiotics dumbass
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    • And antibiotics wipe them out so be sure to use probiotics if you need antibiotics for a recovery.
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    • Unless I die really soon not really. They die real quick, so Chances are that when I die it will be a completely different set of bacteria
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    • They work hard, they deserve a nice meal, except nice meal I am not
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    • Linus: which reminds me of our sponsor. Take prilosec OTC. Keeps heart burn away, and wont let the bacteria eat your body when you die. Now back to the 6000 dollar tv I bought for nothing.
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    • No problem, I’ll just drink a bottle of Dawn before I die.
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    • Do they wait 5 seconds tho
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    • It really be your own niggas
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    • It be your own niggas
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    • Not if I eat them first
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    • I lost the game
      JonJoBe 15 jan
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    • I can't stand movie rating restrictions. Saying "destroyed" instead of ki||ed is just ridiculous and makes it sound like a child wrote it. They're god damn synonyms in this context, kids know what death is, an actual dumbass came up with the regulation criteria
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    • Dude bout to OD on probiotics and yogurt
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    • This is what reincarnation is
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    • Called decomposition
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    • The process has already begun
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    • But Im already dead, so they should have my body as a reward for all theyve done for me
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    • I'm sure the people are not the only one of them who is the tricky thing you have no reason not even to the people who thought you meant to the same person before the lord was in school
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    • That’s cool bacteria need to eat too
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    • Better eat more food
      Mens 15 jan
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    • They deserve it
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    • There are more bacteria in your body than there are living cells of you. Pretty interesting
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