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    • Just cum in her ass, problem solved on both accounts
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    • ash54 3 apr
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    • For a moment I thought the warm place to cum was the kids... got me fucked up for a sec there.
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    • eordaryl 4 apr
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    • Bold of you to assume that the guys on here are even capable of touching a woman who isn't their mother
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    • It doesn't help that the last 15 seconds are also the first.
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    • Damn it’s almost like condoms were made for this reason
      SaItMe 5 apr
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    • Ahhh its good to be a lonely virgin and see sex or relationship memes
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    • Haha yes I can totally relate. Right, fellow havers of sex?
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    • For me the last 15 seconds and the first 15 seconds of sex are the same 15 seconds.
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    • She can’t get pregnant if she hasn’t hit puberty
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    • Just have kids and you’ll always have a warm place to cum
      ziek138 3 apr
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    • Just cum in her pussy. You'll wake up in like 5 seconds anyways
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    • YIKES I thought it was implying children are a warm place to cum
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    • For a second thought it was talking about having sex with his kids. I’m really really fucked up
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    • My last 15 seconds are also my first
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    • Why is that a hard decision? It's not like my dog can get pregnant
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    • Why the fuck did my mind go to cumming in the mfing kids
      DankFlab 3 apr
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    • Ok maybe I’m just f*cked in the head but did anyone else get freaked out at first before realizing what they actually meant??!
      kwhanks 3 apr
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    • Just have the kids then u have a warm place to cum
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    • It’s almost like that’s why condoms exist or something
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    • Last 15 seconds? You mean theres more than 15?
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    • My brother cums in my ass. Problem solved. Sadly I have to wear a pad for the rest of the day because he cums a lot.
      Jenruax 6 apr
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    • Last 15 seconds? More like the entire 15 seconds
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    • At first i thought this meat he was contemplating having kids to have a warm place to cum 😭
      jmarcus 3 apr
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    • BLewy56 3 apr
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    • If only someone invented something you could wear on your dick to stop the cum from getting in her pussy allowing you to cum in her without risk of pregnancy...
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    • Barleyy 3 apr
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    • You mean “during the 15 seconds of sex”
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    • It appears I steered more toward having a baby, cuz now I have a baby
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    • Yo I thought u meant u wanted to cum on your kids
      mcnugg 4 apr
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    • Well if your dick is long enough you could just cum in your own ass problem solved
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    • for all the people who thought the kids was the warm place to cum on, please tell your dark humor to take it easy
      DrFloofy 4 apr
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    • One time I thought it would be sexy to ask a girl “where do you want me to cum” as I’m going to pound town and she said “anywhere” and my mind did that “cowabunga it is!” Thing and I just just nutted in her. Never heard from her again
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    • Who here is a 3 pump chump?
      TacoKas 3 apr
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    • I thought they were talking about cumming in the kids till I saw the last panel
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    • My mind during the first* 15 seconds of sex
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    • Don’t you mean the first 15 seconds
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    • If you just look at the top part it is a pedophilia joke
      ByeMolly 7 apr
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    • The cat cant get pregnant tho...
      Scrotom 4 apr
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    • Ok I got really worried there for a second I thought the kids were the warm place to cum
      briskg 4 apr
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    • Why did I think this meant he wants to cum in a kid what’s wrong with me
      kenodupe 4 apr
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    • lol you can’t have kids with your hands
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    • Cum in the vagina and then kill her. Trust me it’s worth it
      zxasy 4 apr
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    • For a second I was thinking he meant he wanted kids so he had a warm place to cum wtf is wrong with me
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    • i totally read this as he wants to cum in the children
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    • Anyone else's mind go to the wrong place.......
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    • For all the middle schoolers on here. If you and a girl decide to have sex, wear a condom all the time everytime. Once you go bareback you will never want to wear a condom again, so just never get used to it. I got used to it early and lets just say i have a 6 year old and im 20...dont be me
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    • Don’t ever cum in her once, because you’ll never stop doing it after that
      QuietIy 3 apr
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    • At first I read this as not wanting kids vs wanting kids so you can cum in them...
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    • There is no feeling like finishing in a girl with no condoms on. Pure bliss
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    • I thought he wanted to cum in the kid for a second
      Kurgen 3 apr
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    • The girl screaming for help doesnt make deciding any easier
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    • Just have kids and you'll have new warm places to cum. #ProblemSolved
      _Linxx_ 3 apr
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    • Cum is an ugly word, let’s call it crème de la penis.
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    • When it said warm place to cum I thought it meant the kids
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    • Why would you want to cum on your kid?
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    • Or yknow...condoms
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    • I thought this was saying you wanted to cum in your kids
      BrokyPoo 4 apr
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    • Do niggas not wear condoms anymore
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    • Can I say cream pieing is the greatest feeling in the world
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    • I thought this was implying he wanted to cum IN the kids...
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    • Fun way to remember, "18 seconds, or 18 years"
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    • My last 15 seconds are also my first 15 seconds
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    • Or use the mouth
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    • What do you mean the last 15 seconds?! There’s more than 15 seconds?
      Just_NBA 3 apr
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    • Hot pockets are made for a reason
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    • Just cum in your own ass...duh
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    • I thought the warm place to cum was inside the kids before I read the bottom part
      Acrosa 3 apr
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    • When it says in the last fifteen seconds but I only last fifteen seconds feelsbadman
      d4ddyy 3 apr
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    • The last 15 seconds are also the first 15 seconds for me
      ZaIerium 3 apr
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    • Well, once she's pregnant you might get a "free" warm place for said cum for several months if she's willing. 😎
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    • Have kids then you get a warm place to cum
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    • i thought it was "when you don't want kids but you want a warm place to cum" (implying the kids are that place)
      arsenic4 3 apr
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    • Just be gay, fixes both problems
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    • The last 15 seconds are also the first 15 seconds
      Vicool 3 apr
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    • Coincidentally the last 15 are also the first 15
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    • With kids you have both
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    • Wait. Sex is more than 15 seconds?
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    • The real joke is that this is also OP’s first 15 seconds
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    • Just cUm in the kids LMAO
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    • At first i thought this meant he wanted kids to cum inside of and i was laughing my ass off for some reason
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    • One time out of the blue I decided I wanted to have kids, she wasn't aware until I didn't pull out.
      Deeez00 3 apr
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    • Bruh I thought this meant he was gonna jizz in his future kids
      Celeriac 3 apr
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    • for a second I thought it meant the kids were the warm place to cum at first
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    • My mind during the only fifteen seconds of sex
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    • At first I thought it meant the kids were a warm place to cum
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    • Also the first 15 seconds of sex, cuz that’s all you can last
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    • Yo for a second i understood that as the kid being the warm place to cum
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    • Cum in her then get a straw to get it out
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    • solution: cum in kids. that way you’ll have a warm place to cum and CPS will take away the kids and you won’t have any to deal with
      glep 3 apr
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    • Kozue 3 apr
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    • I thought it meant he wanted to cum in his kids
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    • I though he meant the kids was a warm place to cum
      cmc555 3 apr
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    • There’s these lovely little things called condoms that not only have a high chance of protecting from pregnancy, but also lets you cum while you’re still balls deep
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