• abortions are $400
plan b is $50
condoms are $5
watching anime by urself is free
the choice is urs this summer
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    • Playing Minecraft is only 27$ on PC, 17$ right now because it’s on sale, and it’s much better then sex.
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    • My personality is also free and apparently 100% effective
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    • Abortion is not $400 nigga you can buy a coat hanger for like $2
      Akatosh 21 may
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    • Killing yourself is free
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    • Abortions CAN be free with enough determination... coat hanger, staircase, vacuum, a quick punch. Babies are fucking weak
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    • Yo since when do metal hangers cost $400
      aidan830 23 may
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    • Wow abortions are expensive. Here in NC It costs only 3 calories to push a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.
      UncleSheo 26 may
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    • A punch to the stomach saves you 400 bucks
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    • To all these people saying abortion is murder: Abortion is mercy. Why would you want to drag an innocent child into the stresses of this miserable existence when they could go peacefully before they even develop consciousness? I would mention the womans life too, but I know y’all dont care about her
      awsimical 22 may
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    • And childbirth costs roughly $8,000 in hospital fees alone not to mention the cost to actually care for the child
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    • She can't get pregnant if you don't tell her your name or phone number
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    • Me with $455 and a subscription to crunchyroll
      Solo1031 24 may
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    • 400 dollars to murder a child? What a deal!
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    • Okay but seriously, condoms are not only hella cheap, but they’re also REALLY easy to find. I could walk into an 7-11 and buy a pack of condoms. It’s not difficult to have safe sex. If you don’t have safe sex and you end up getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant, that’s on you.
      Valdakon 22 may
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    • Girls really out here saying "niggas ain't shit" and then a month later post an ultrasound on their Instagram
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    • We shouldn’t have allowed women to vote change my mind
      jamen08 22 may
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    • hey yeah can you not feature my shitty posts thank you
      Sodachi 22 may
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    • Masturbation is always free 8=👊🏼D 💦
      Batnam 22 may
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    • Where tf u finding 5$ boxes of condoms. It’s like 12$ a box
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    • Buy condoms in bulk or you’re ripping yourself off
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    • Hanging yourself is also free
      M1F1 26 may
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    • Killing your self is free population -1
      SC520608 25 may
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    • Pornhub is always free unless you go for premium.
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    • *Laughs in gay*
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    • Birth control is free if you have insurance or go to planned Parenthood 🤷🏻‍♀️ get ya girl on nexplanon and fuck like rabbits kiddos
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    • Except in Ohio where they’re limiting access to all forms of contraception that prevent an egg from lining the uterine wall. That’s the pill, IUDs, plan B, and pretty much anything besides a condom. Because apparently now even an unfertilized egg has human rights.
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    • So in Alabama, performing an abortion is a felony that could result in 99 years in prison. Rape and sexual torture, on the other hand, is punishable for a maximum of 20 years. And Statutory Rape has a minimum of 1 year and a maximum of 10 years. We should probably talk to Alabama about a few things.
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    • EXCEPT IF YOU WANNA WATCH THE FULL FUCKING NARUTO SERIES!!! Those greed bitches ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
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    • Promises 22 may
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    • Alabama wasn't very pro-life when they were lynching people....
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    • So you agree that abortion should be a choice if both adults agree
      Synnox 22 may
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    • Can’t get pregnant if you take the dirt road
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    • abortions are $950 out of pocket there, buddy
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    • A hanger costs about 57 cents from goodwill
      Godkaplan 22 may
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    • It's only 400$ to get away with murder?
      Lamp___ 22 may
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    • Just saying, if you ain't prepared to maybe be a parent on accident, you shouldn't be clapping cheeks
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    • Abortion is illegal now where I am
      Eclipsa 22 may
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    • All options are viable seeing that that average cost to raise a child is $233,000. Not including college tuition...
      blkshp68 22 may
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    • Listen. I’m pro life. I’m not really against abortion or anything but the idea of giving women more rights just doesn’t sit right with me.
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    • False, abortions are illegal. Nice try Liberal cuck.
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    • imagine having to pay $400 to destroy your own creation
      norboru 29 may
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    • Imagine thinking that abortion was just another form of birth control
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    • I dont know how much I thought an abortion was but never did I think it was 400$ why is the government trying to shut down something that pays so much money
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    • Who tf pays $400 for An abortion just push the hoe down some stairs
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    • Pulling out is also free and you get to have sex
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    • But, sex
      G4vin 27 may
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    • Unless you live in Alabama…
      maklyn 27 may
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    • Watching Hentai is also free. So why not just do that?
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    • funimation is $6 a month
      Dreadlock 26 may
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    • You’ve clearly never bought a pack of fuckin condoms if you think they cost $5
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    • Let's get rid of abortions but also sex education and also birth control that's s responsible idea
      spmw 26 may
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    • Financially it’s better to get pregnant and have sex unlimited amount of times (at least more than 80 times) until you have to get an abortion. Condoms cost $5 if you have sex more than 80 times you start to save money.
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    • Or like a girlfriend on birth control and you nut on her back or chest
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    • Abortion punches are also free
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    • If you cant afford plan b try plan a. anal
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    • Abortions are free if you know what you’re doing
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    • Plan B, I like the free range nut
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    • My wife told me this week that she’s pregnant. Sooo I’m pretty excited!
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    • Where the hell you watch anime for free son?
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    • Hangers are 1 doller
      chase3737 24 may
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    • Sure let's make abortions illegal everywhere but in return everyone whose anti abortion can only adopt kids if they want them. If you have your own, it's years in prison. Why should you be able to tell others to take on kids you only care about until they've been concieved
      XeleX 24 may
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    • Abortions are only 400$? It cost me 500 to have someone clip my dogs infected nail
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    • Why do people hate abortions? Its not like they want to pay that money, and if they're willing to, it means they have a good enough reason not to be a parent
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    • Actually they’re $745**
      EpicR0N 24 may
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    • Since when are condoms $5
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    • Lol the fact that abortion is an option makes me know this is a repost from the past
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    • The choice really is not ours anymore
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    • Going with the condoms because sex is great
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    • Serious, how does anybody get pregnant on accident when Plan B is a thing?
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    • “No uterus, no opinion.” No opinion, no money. 🤷‍♂️
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    • Power move: have sex while watching anime
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    • Lol, you spend money on birth control? My birth control is 100% natural 🥺
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    • I'm going to be a father. But I like to call it a "nut farmer" just gotta make sure my crop flourishes.
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    • Not being a hoe is also free and if you do have sex and aren’t ready for a child take it up the ass like the dirty whore you are
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    • Abortion is murder change my mind
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    • Anal is also free and no child
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    • What kind of sick fuck supports abortion honestly
      alexmig 23 may
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    • Condoms are even cheaper if you buy them in bulk
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    • Or you could be gay 🤷‍♂️
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    • Condoms are not 5 dollars my good sir
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    • Anime and anal it is?
      xxon 22 may
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    • 2D GIRLS > Real WAMEN
      BYRONIUS 22 may
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    • what if i got my body pillow pregnat
      Aothei 22 may
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    • Where the fuck do you buy condoms for 5 bucks
      Raxuis 22 may
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    • $7 a month if you want crunchyroll premium. I have a couple two day guest passes if anyone wants one.
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    • Alabama can’t enforce their abortion laws. Women will NOT be prosecuted for getting abortions, even if the legislation were to go into effect. Only doctors performing the operation can be prosecuted. They could literally just go to a state where it is legal. These abortion “laws” are useless.
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    • WhY ShIOUld I bE rEsPonSiblE FOr mY CHilD?
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    • Abortions are 900 😂 where are they that cheap
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    • to be fair, anime won't cheat on you or laugh at your dick size
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    • Who the fuck pays 5$ for a condom? I can get durex ultra pleasure or whatever it’s called for 50 cents
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    • Hentai Haven is back bois.
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    • Abortions are for the health of society.
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