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That's weird. It was cute to call
you that when I was 4. At 33
it's fuckin gross
Anyway, wake up. We gotta talk
What could you possibly have
to say to me right now. And
from now on, just call me Mark.
I've been thinking. If the band
Toto, Tommy Lee, and Marvin
Gaye formed a band
it would be Toto Lee Gaye
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You don't deserve people to
love you.
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