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    • I hate gay people.
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    • Coming from some one who lived in seattle forever i can confirm every one and every thing here is high off of antidepressants and cocaine
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    • Hmmm, I wonder if the copious amount of homeless people have anything to do with it...
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    • But how does he feel?
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    • Yea, Seattle is shit because of the political left. They leave people nihilistic, immoral, and without a purpose except to tyrannically dominate
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    • Seattle has a massive drug issue and the liberals who live here think fucking with hard drugs is just fine and those same urbanite liberals are trying to break down every immigration law and make it even easier to illegally emigrate into Seattle even though “immigrants” drive the PNW drug trade.
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    • As a Seattle resident this doesnt suprise me in the slightest
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    • Don't take you're pills if you notice heavy side effects prozac and Seroquel made me into a walking emotionless zombie if it workshop for you great but if you don't get any better talk to a doctor
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    • This > Cardi b’s music
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    • PETA be like, “they didn’t even ask the salmon if it was okay to use his/hers picture”
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    • “Local salmon parties like a legend”
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    • If thay salmon was caught near Seattle it'd be hopped up on heroin, not cociane.
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    • If it had anti depressants in its system and it was overloaded that would mean people are constantly pouring out their medicine out which I highly doubt. Who get medicated only to throw it away?
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    • This is how all illegal drugs make it into the US it's because of the salmon
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    • did a tour of the Erie Waterworks once, the guide told us that around football season he can tell whether the browns are doing badly or not because when they test the water that flows from cleveland it's either full of antidepressants or drugs.
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    • So are college kids you’re not special
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    • Fake news. No one would throw away cocaine like that
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    • That’s because Puget Sound is completely polluted
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    • Imagine just being a normal guy and you catch fish for your family, and they all die because there was drugs in your fish because some fuckwads wanted to get high on toxic chemicals.
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    • It’s because all the fucking junkies throw their shit straight down the drains
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    • The new "Hey you, you're awake" will be the "Wake up samurai, we got a city to burn"
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    • Everett Washington dudes where you at!
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    • Very fitting that it’s Seattle
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    • Boy illegal drugs sure are funny
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    • I could go for some cocaine salmon
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    • Up to 82% of the effects of antidepressants can be attributed to the placebo effect. They’re literally a big pharma scam in most cases.
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    • Remember that king of the hill episode when hank used crack to catch fish
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    • Time to head to seattle and get some sushi
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    • That's....not a good thing
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    • I live in Seattle, I ain't surprised
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    • No joke when I lived in Seattle it was considered weird to have not diagnose yourself with depression at the age of 15
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    • Fish...
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    • It’s either that he found him like that or he is lying and just stuffed it with cocaine that he is gonna eat with the fish later...🤨🤷‍♀️
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    • As someone who lives an hour near seatle, i vote to have a wall built aroud seatle
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    • Yeah sounds like seattle
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    • Sounds like some edgy fagboy lord
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    • Yeah were wildin in seattle right now
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    • Damn, 10 posts without a Keanu Reeves meme, feature team finally got his nuts out they mouth??
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    • I was wondering why I stayed up all night running around talking fast. That damn coke salmon I ate
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    • There’s now drugs being found in shrimp. Can we just do what Philippines do and kill all junkies? Huge fucken problem solver.
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    • Its because people dispose of drugs in rivers
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    • That salmon looks rough. I believe it.
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    • Well who ever ate him had some fun
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    • Who is that guy?
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    • I like how they say “over loaded” like if theres a set amount of that shit the fish is supposed to have in it
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    • Sounds like an average Seattle citizen
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    • Seattle is such a terrible place. The far leftist people have turned it into a trashy nightmare and everybody thinks it’s ok but it isn’t. Avoid Seattle if you can, and definitely never move there.
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    • That’s why I live in Bellevue, Seattle’s on some bullshit
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    • That fucking fish was on so many different drugs, he was probably going through so many emotions at once! Basically like a woman on her period! Poor thing
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    • Anyone else fucking worried about all the drugs found in the darkest depths of natural life? Cause i dont wanna bite a burger and overdose on Fentanyl
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    • Well it is Seattle so . . .
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    • More half-truths in headlines. The salmon had trace amounts in it. Almost all sealife have detectable amounts of abti-depressant medications in them, because all of these things are water soluable.
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    • So just a regular salmon from seattle
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    • So..I could put Pfizer out of business by buying chicken of the sea, salmon?
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    • Sounds about right for someone from Seattle
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    • Drugs that arent used gets tossed into trash or flushed, which leads into lakes and rivers, sometimes oceans.
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    • Must’ve been my fault, I live in Seattle, but replace cocaine with heroine
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    • Anti depressants are poison. Don't take them. Don't believe you have a "chemical imbalance" because the Jews in big pharma told you so
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    • Cobain was reincarnated as a fish
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    • And my saltwater aquarium fish died because the PH was slightly too low. The fuck
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    • I swear to you doctor I’m not snorting cocaine, I’ve been eating salmon.
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    • While I miss old school gaming Jontron (I think he was funnier back then) I'm glad he's finally reached the legendary meme status he always deserved
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    • henlo am high salmon
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    • Constantly swimming up, but also has disorders and a new fad addiction
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    • Also mercury but who cares about that amirite
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    • How come he has cocaine. I want all the cocaine. *Crosses arms like a true brat*
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    • Put his ass back in the water man all ready going through some shit
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    • Me: "can i get that to go in 2 dozen fish sticks? Gotta drug party going on. 😂🐠🎉😎".
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    • But what happened to the fish when they dumped tea in Boston harbor ?
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