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Aliens have invaded and are taking over.
Their technology, intelligence, and
power is unstoppable. They just didnt
plan on one thing: The old gods
returning.
la theghostofsomethingorother
Ra, waking up in some buried pyramid
somewhere: Huh? What's happening?
Thor, walking around on the surface
banging pots and pans together:
EVERYBODY GET THE HELL UP WE
HAVE VISITORS AND WE HAVENT
VACUUMED IN TEN THOUSAND YEARS
RS allmycharactersare-dead
Zeus is back to seduce ALL THE
ALIENS
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    • Zeus: "They have a pulse?" *starts undoing his robes* "Works for me."
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    • LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH! (Jesus shows up with an m4 and full tac gear)
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    • I would love an epic war between gods and super technologically advanced aliens
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    • Zues wouldnt fight for the gods he be like "i know i know theyre k1lling our patrons but have you SEEN those curves? And the stuff they can do with their tongues, honestly, we should be THEIR patrons instead" and hera only gets involved to k1ll zues' alien children.
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    • Here’s the best one
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    • I actually would commission a good story of decent length with this plot
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    • Aliens: *land in Egypt* Egyptian gods: "Hey we had a truce! We build your pyramids and you fuck off!"
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    • I wanna see some Native American gods up in this fight, European gods have nothing on the literal fukin nightmare gods that made up Aztec and Mayan theocracy, and then go north and you find the mother fukin wendigos
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    • *giant feathery snake ascends into the sky* aliens: Oh god Oh fuck
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    • Percy Jackson and the extra terrestrials
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    • When the first articles came out that the old gods were resurfacing, and actually fighting the aliens off. Everyone rejoiced. Memes exploded about whose favorite gods would kick the most ass, religious debates flared up. But quickly all that hope and possibility soured. When humans hear old gods,
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    • Odin wakes from his sleep looks at sky “yo what the fuck did you do Loki you fucking disappointment for a son” Loki “nothing I swear” Odin “BULLSHIT guards send him to have his eyes melted by venom again”
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    • Ares:
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    • Old pantheons are cool and all but cthulu vs aliens tho?
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    • That’s not what “old gods” are...
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    • imagine if aliens invaded earth but they were only as smart as the smartest being within 6 feet of them. they get all that beings knowledge but are unable to process emotion. that’s the only catch. they also couldn’t retain knowledge
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    • This post is waking up all the Percy Jackson kids
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    • Bro all the gods of every religion having a war against aliens to protect their worshipers would be dope
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    • I like how Zeus as banged so many earth chicks in mythology that being a demigod is about as common as being left handed.
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    • thoth is teaching the other gods everything they need to know about the aliens
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    • I’d read the fuck out of a series in which the Egyptian and Greek/Roman gods fight for power of the world
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    • Allah tries to make an entrance. But bombs it
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    • Jesus just starts throwing crucifixs at people
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    • Where’s that black guy going “WOOOOO ITS SHOWTIME”
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    • This is somewhat of a plot I have for a future book in my series that I'm writing.
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    • This is actually a really sick concept
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    • Why the hell would Thor have Mooshu’s job?
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    • Jesus be like
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    • Gimli and Legolas’s competition except it’s Ares and Thor
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    • There is actually a whole book series somewhat along the lines of this. Each is it's own story, in one the Greek gods return intending to re-subjugate humans and humanity puts together a team of exo-suit wearing super soldiers code named TITAN to combat them and their creatures.
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    • ChampionOfMedusa *nyarlethoteph grinning to himself* "Oh this is going to be fun."
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    • Why is the Catholic god never considered part of the old gods
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    • What if old gods are actually different alien races that came to earth to get away from all the other aliens bullshit
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    • More like Thor swinging his hammer genociding those poor alines that came to invade his planet
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    • Deus*Sol*Invictus coming back to devastate the enemy fleets with the power of the sun. Mars having an absolute blast playing soccer with their heads.
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    • Zeus: If it’s got a hole, IMMA FUCK IT
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    • Imagine aliens invade but the only thing they have us beat in is space travel, we fucking outclass them in military just because humans hate eachother that much
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    • I thought they meant like Cthulhu
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    • You wanna know what I learned a while go God had the angels make other humans while he made Adam and Eve. What the hell were the Greek angels originally thinking when they started
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    • Google Aliens vs Old Gods and look at the first image.
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    • That’s when the Sphinx comes to life, the Easter island heads rise to revel giant stone bodies, and lady liberty becomes liberty prime
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    • The last one got me
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    • The other story is better
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    • I like the one that tells an epic story
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    • Jokes on you. Ra would never die.
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    • What zues didn't plan on was the aliens mating like seahorses
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    • Athena just shows up in full military gear with an M-9. Who the fuck we fighting.
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    • Thor is an overpompous, smug, cockheaded bastard
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    • This would be cool except for tumblr
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    • I’d better if they were new original gods, rather than actual historical gods.
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    • Who's to say that the old gods would fight on behalf of our dumbasses. I would be depressed knowing that we were forsaken and left to our own devices without guidance. Or maybe that's the point. To become smarter. It's depressing knowing that there are smart people who look at us like animals.
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    • Zues the original dnd bard 🤣
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    • Come get my jolly green dick Zeus
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    • Zeus: *sees aliens* “Yeah, this’ll do” *removes robes*
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    • Looks at loki. Loki wshhh
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    • Dionysus just sitting back smoking weed with the aliens
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    • My old gods are ones so old they don’t have names, they’re just slightly bigger in the cave painting
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    • Hades: hey Zeus who the fuck are these new guys
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    • Zeus is dtf
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    • Yeah, Thor's waking up the gods and Zeus wakes up and is like "yooo guys I have like a wicked boner"
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    • Zeus: they have holes in them somewhere? I can work with that
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    • Now does this include minor deities and fae? Cuz that's when shit gets real interesting
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    • Sounds like Justice League
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    • I'm Aang God of Wind
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    • Wake up... and let the cloak of life cling to your bones.. cling to your bones. Wake up... waaaake uppp.
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    • So I really want to write short stories about this stuff, but I only know about Norse gods enough to write, a bit of Greek gods, and I have plenty of ideas of new gods (god of trains for example). If anybody actually wants these short stories about specific gods, I’ll write them, but I’ll need (1/2)
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    • Y'all forget that the fucking gremlins and fairies would wake up too like, "fuck this shit, come to earth they said, live a peaceful life they said!"
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    • Nobody in this post has actually read Egyptian mythology, Ra is still around. The point of his legend was to explain how the sun rises and falls. Ra wouldn’t be in a tomb, he’d be in the sky or the underworld or fighting a giant chaos serpent.
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    • I wonder what the singularity will be like. To join a collective consciousness. Is that god? Is that heaven? To be god. Is it to let go of yourself for the collective?
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    • Does anybody have that long ass reddit post where somebody actually wrote a short story about this?
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    • I wanna actually write this now
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    • Cringe
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    • Oh shit I saw someone write a story based on this shit was 👌
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    • Zues all up on that spussy
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    • is tumblr worth a download?
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    • When the emperor awakens from his coma.
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    • "Seduce"
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    • HAHAHAHAHA CAPS LOCK SO QUIEKY
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    • Can y’all please stop trying to make the fucking elder gods quirky
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    • Cringey bullshit
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    • None of that happens. Instead one single God makes everything go away because he loves us. He isn’t seen or anything because he can’t be around sin, but the aliens vanish due to an unforeseen cataclysmic event.
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    • Not at all funny
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    • We get it they read Percy Jackson
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    • Also this is mega cringe
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    • Cringe
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    • That’s... not what “the old gods” means in most circumstances
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    • Please shut the fuck up
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    • Zues would be like “I’m gonna bury my dick so deep in the E.T cheeks that I’ma leave just the nuts hangin out”
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    • Interesting idea till you read all the autists' comments
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    • gay god lovers
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    • I actually want to see this
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    • What fucking app is this?
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    • The sky opens, blood rains from the heavens, the ground opens and brings forth black ocean sweeping any aliens into the deep, for God has arrived
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