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your bed is probably as happy to see
you as you are to see it. 'here comes
the warmth slab' it thinks
BS targent
wrong it thinks "god hope this dipshit
doesnt spill beans all over me again
who tf eats beans in bed"
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    • God I hope he doesn't cum on me again, I haven't been washed in weeks
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    • This nigga Eatin’ beans
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    • “God, please don’t masturbate again, please don—GOD FUCKING DAMNIT”
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    • Here comes that fat ass that blew out half my springs
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    • “Oh God He’s really drunk! He’s definitely gonna piss on himself.”
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    • God I hope he doesn’t shit all over me again. I hate when he shits the bed.
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    • *Me walking in to masterbate* “Oh no...the sweat slab draws near...”
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    • The person that wrote that was eating beans in bed, laughed so hard they spilled their beans, then wrote the comment
      tg_007 1 aug
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    • I don't get how people can eat in bed. At most I'll eat something clean and easy, but 99% of the time if I'm in bed and am gonna eat I just do it at my computer desk
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    • This nigga eating beans in the bed!
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    • "Oooh sleeping nude tonight?"
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    • Same guy eating beans in the movie theater
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    • Eats the beans. I’d rather die
      PEARCUBS 1 aug
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    • Can you believe there are people who use the same sheets for over a week without washing them?
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    • Warmth slab
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    • I really hope he doesn’t cry again, god he’s so ugly and loud. JUST GO THE FU** TO SLEEP
      octoli 1 aug
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    • I only eat things with easy to clean up crumbs in bed, like chips or popcorn
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    • Who tf eats beans in bed
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    • Me when I spill the soy sauce
      Abbi 1 aug
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    • Does anyone else get that fucking Gelato on a hoverboard ad
      Ruft 1 aug
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    • Wish I had a bed
      KThx 2 aug
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    • I’m horny
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    • Beanis
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    • "Here comes the cum slab"
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    • This is food! This is B E A N S
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    • Dude, so I last Christmas break I requested a temporary room from my university, because I was working a 2-day-a-week part-time job near campus. My temporary roommate, not expecting me, has the second bed as a de facto table. No big deal, he'll move his stuff, and I'll use the bed.
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    • God I hope he doesn’t get blackout drunk and piss all over me again
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    • Please move the sock, please
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    • Excellent question
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    • There’s three fucking comments and already one is porn
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    • *funny joke*
      NutDog 1 aug
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    • Actually it thinks: "....." because its an inanimate object
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    • My bed is a horny slut, hasn't had a good cleaning in weeks and waits for me to splooge on it
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    • My bed has enough cum to be pregnant
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    • “Quit humping me and cumming on me”
      Langley 1 aug
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    • Konray 1 aug
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    • YO this nib eating beans in a cars 2 movie theater
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    • Oh God here comes the cum man
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    • Hopefully he doesnt piss on me again.
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    • I'm gunna cum
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    • I ain't to warmth slap imma a potato
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    • God I hope he doesn't piss on me again, he never even washes it. You'd think he'd have learned by now, he's an adult
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    • Mine says god hope this slob doesn’t eat triscuts on me again
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    • Me and the beans at 2am looking for my boys
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    • Umm. I would never think about that. So it sounds like your bed thinks that. Meaning you are eating beans in bed. Wtf
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    • Beans
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    • Mine is getting tired of me & my wife farting on it.
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    • Haha me
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    • This n gga eatin beans over here!
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    • My bed is my cum dumpster
      38646 3 aug
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    • Warmth slav.
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    • My bed says “UwU cum on me daddy”
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    • THIS IS BEANS
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    • I just ate beans in bed the other night haha
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    • Dude spilt the beans about spilling the beans
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    • I'm scrolling the comment section just to be a dick (sorry for those who I piss off)
      PJCloud9 3 aug
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    • My bed: for the love of god quit mastbating at 4am you have work in the morning
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    • How else are you supposed to Dutch oven yourself?
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    • There are two types of furniture
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    • "This niggas eatin beans"
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    • I hope this guy doesn’t nut on me for the 5th time today
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    • Why does this feel like a personal attack
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    • Bean time
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    • WARMTH SLAB
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    • I like the idea that the bed knows enough about the world and other people to know that you’re fucking weird to eat beans in bed
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    • I just got the weirdest de ja Vu.... something about beans in bed??? Tf???
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    • THE NIGGA ABOVE ME EATING BEANS
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    • Beds are actually the kinkiest species on the planet and they're just like "oh god please jack off on me and rub your cummies into me, please I need your cummies master, it feels like I'm dying without them inside me"
      Ijace 2 aug
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    • Fuck beans
      Aviary 2 aug
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    • Do you think the squeaky sound when you lie down in bed is the bed moaning as you get inside of it?
      Brableu 2 aug
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    • It would be really awkward during sex if beds were alive and we knew it
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    • Thinking oh good lord you fat bitch at least take a baby wipe to your ass before you get in here
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    • "Here comes cummy tummy"
      _Goku 2 aug
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    • Mines like: "here comes fat ass again"
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    • Mine would be like, "Fuck, the sweaty meat slab is back to make me wet."
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    • Do you like George wendt?
      irmino 2 aug
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    • I've actually spilled beans on my bed before.. ._.
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    • Look at this sweaty bitch coming back
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    • I eat beans in bed...
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    • Hope this bitch took A...nope...no shower
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    • I'm sorry
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    • The poor bed that gets shit on it
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    • "Please stop pissing on me"
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    • Damn bro
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    • Bed is Norse for bedder day tomorrow
      joekjoey 2 aug
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    • When you spill chocolate milk and now no one can ever be allowed to see under the bottom sheet again
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    • sheet music
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    • Only if I'm watching Cars 2
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    • Better than eating them in a movie theatre
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    • I feel attacked
      jcboss 2 aug
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