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Posted by u/CoolMentorK A vampire masturbating in front of
a mirror
Bet you didn't see that coming.
s BEST COMMENTS God fucking damnit, how am I supposed to
explain to the family why I laughed during the
funeral now?!
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    • You should explain why you were on reddit at a funeral
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    • Why the fuck were you, not only on reddit, but on your phone in general during a fucking funeral?
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    • Dad can I bring Reddit to moms funeral in case I get bored?
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    • Redditors are such awful people they browse reddit during funerals
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    • Damn redditards really go on reddit during a funeral. Pretty shitty.
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    • on Reddit at a funeral
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    • Redditards are like tumblr whales, they lie about their reaction because it’s second nature, guaranteed the person not only wasn’t at a funeral but barely blew air out of his nose from reading it
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    • You're laughing. Grandmas fucking dead in you're laughing.
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    • So. Would his sperm also be invisible in the mirror or nah?
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    • Reddit is so unfunny
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    • I'm tired of the fake features. I'm gonna fucking delete this app.
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    • Why are you at a funeral in the first place?
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    • Why the fuck are you on your phone at a funeral in the first place
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    • Reddit moment
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    • It’s what grandma would have wanted
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    • Ngl, I'm not scared of anything. But my one irrational fear is vampires.
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    • Y'all shit on redditors for using reddit during a funeral (which yea, fuck that) but don't downplay the feature team hitting you with a feature notification with a porn thumbnail during the funeral
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    • bruh people out here being like “why are you on reddit at a funeral you piece of shit” like they boutta wait through the whole thing without ever looking at their phone.
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    • In honesty if theres a long pause or nothing going on right now or im out for a smoke break, I open ifunny to try an have a laugh even if its just a chuckle or even just to maje me not so sad an shit to distract myself and i think other people do it to. I doubt this comment was being serious but i
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    • Some parents force kids to go to funerals of their friends that the kids have no clue who they are...
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    • I laughed during one of my closest friend's funerals. I thought of all of the stupid things we did as kids and all of the old YouTube videos we'd reference together along with inside jokes. I'm pretty sure that's how I got through it without crying
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    • Dude I actually saw this yesterday on reddit and thought to myself someone will probably put that on ifunny
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    • Alright, but does a vampire's cum show up in a mirror or not?
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    • Fuck reddit
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    • I saw the OG
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    • Eh funerals are boring though
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    • Just found out Velma is supposed to be lesbian ever since 2002, can’t wait for iFunny to pull out their torches and pitchforks
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    • Uh
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    • Why are you even on your phone during a funeral? That’s kinda disrespectful and no I am not a boomer
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    • Of course a redditor is using Reddit during a funeral
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    • First explain why you‘re on your phone during a funeral
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    • I dont go to funerals unless the person goes to mine
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    • Who plays on their phone during a fucking funeral tho? 100% disrespectful
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    • Reddit is better.
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    • What is he looking at then? Bc vampires look invisible in the mirror
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    • Me, knowing the joke would only work with a silver backed mirror and those are extremely rare nowadays: What idiots...
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    • Dlsaw a nice animated porn of a guy fucking a vampire in front of the mirror, and the cum filled her womb and it was like floating cum
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    • I would just say, "That was a good one, grandma... But why'd you say everyone in the pew behind me are next?"
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    • Jesus fuck people you are stupid
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    • Lol this. This is SO me.
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    • You deserve it for being on your phone assclown
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    • Is his cum invisible too?
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    • Hits hard cause my grandma not a week ago passed due to covid..
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    • Only reason I republished was for the vampire joke. Bottom part isn’t exactly the best thing in the world.
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    • Both the worst/best possible timing ever
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    • My boyfriend is going to a funeral tomorrow.. that seems like the best time to send him this
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    • Anyone have the video of the cop that got a cake for that woman. Fucking keeps kicking me out
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    • Because some times, the whole ordeal is dead silent. In cases like this, the best answer is to chuckle while saying "I just can't believe she's gone."
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    • I’d rather have my family think I laughed at the funeral than have them know I was a redditard
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    • Please don't post anything having blasphemy/using God's name in vain
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    • Is it not normal to use your phone at a funeral?? I've just gone to so many it's the norm.
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    • Is laughing at a funeral not a normal thing? My family always jokes around at funerals
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    • Why are you on Reddit at a funeral
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    • Currently reading this......at my grandmothers fueral
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    • I hate that this gave me a chuckle because as I scrolled one away, I remembered that my grandma passed away this week. Now i have mixed emotions about this
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    • Why you have your phone at a funeral
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    • BWAHAHA
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    • You never see it coming.
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    • So how would a vampire chick know her make up is on point of they can't see themselves in the mirror?
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    • If you're at a funeral, you should pay respect to the dead person by staying off your phone.
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    • Why are you on your phone at a funeral
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    • Lmao
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    • Yeaaa,, being on your phone kinda already proves you didn’t care for her very much
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    • Can you see the reflection of the cum though?
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    • I was picturing a female vampire, guess she's a squirter. Thanks iFunny
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    • "so...this guy...turns himself into a pickle.."
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    • I'm tired of being sad, everyone fucking dies, I refuse to be sad about it anymore!
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    • Hmmm
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    • Maybe you shouldn't be in your phone during the service?
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    • Ok Band Kid.
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    • Grandma was a bitch
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    • Why the fuck is this on light mode?
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    • imagine being on reddit at a fucking funeral
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    • Tbh in my culture funerals can take anywhere between 3days and 2weeks. I’d be on my phone during it for sure.
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    • Disrespectful piece of shit. On your phone at a funeral? Suck me good and hard through my jorts you fucking mongoloid
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    • Only a redditor would be so ammoral and shitty of a person to get on reddit during a funeral.....and then blame the person posting for them looking like a dick cuz they laughed.
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    • Guys I think it makes sense, reddit is a dumbass app he was just holding a funeral for it.
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    • Reddit is up your ass and to the left.
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    • It’s not even funny
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    • Y’all are so desperate for dirt against reddit when this app is literally memes stolen from reddit. Y’all literally can’t take a joke if it’s from reddit. That’s where it crosses the line.
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    • Why are you locking at reddit while at a funeral
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    • You remembered a happy thought about grandma
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    • On pornhub at a funeral smh
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    • Would you be able to see the cum in the mirror after it's out of him?
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