DIARY OF A BLONDE
scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print iabels.
Heilllooco!!! Botties wont fit in typewriter!!!
Got really excited finished jigsaw puzzle
box said 2-4 years"!
APR Trapped on
escalator for hours
power went out!!!
Tried to meke Kool-Aid
wrong instructions of water won't fit inte these tiny packets!!!
Tried to watershi
couldn't find a fake with = slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming contest learned later
the other swimmers cheated they used their arms!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm cnr swamped because soft-top was open.
The capital of Califormía is 'C'
OCT: Hate Smartias
they are so hard to peel!
NOV Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days instructions said (hour
per pound DEC
Couldn't call 91
the stupid phonel!!