O Lord...help me to understand the
sublime mysteries of your creation.
Okaymmaybe I’ll let you in on a couple of
things. First of all, gravity was accidental.
And you guys were originally designed
to float around propelled by these nifty
Neat, huh? Still, you wouldn’t have been
able to fly around very fast. That would
have defeated your purpose as a Iow-oost,
nutritious, and great-tasting dinosaur food.