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    • That’s because he can’t donate 70% of his money to charity if some thirsty thot is trying to take 90%
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    • Good man. Smart man. Just the best.
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    • If anyone tried to accuse Keanu of sexual assault or some bs, we riot.
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    • Imagine having to go this far because bitches are on a power trip with sexual allegations lately
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    • This really shows the damage the “me too” movement has done. Guys can’t even be comfortable posing in a picture with women. Sad.
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    • The fact that he can’t fully embrace his fans and show them the appreciation he really has for them because some dumb thot might sue him for sexual assault is fucken disgusting
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    • You know, it’s pretty sad we live in a society where this is necessary
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    • That’s sad that men can’t casually touch women in any way without being afraid of being accused of sexual assault
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    • Imagine being from a generation where a Regular show meme made more sense then to use the scene from the matrix.
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    • Frackin 13 jun
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    • Wahmen: “Everything is sexual assault!” Also whamen: “Why won’t John Wick touch us, wah!”
      TheDumbOx 12 jun
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    • Seriously why wouldn’t you use Keanu for this
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    • Almost no other Hollywood actor would be able to handle the countless grueling hardships that Keanu had endured, and still turn out a truly excellent humble person like he did. So what grounds of contention do haters even have? If you genuinely dislike Keanu, you a bitch straight up. Change my mind
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    • It seems like anytime a dude touches a girl it's sexually harassment, he's protecting the career he worked hard to build
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    • iFappy 13 jun
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    • When #metoo resulted in a divide between men and women. It also makes it harder for real rape victims to come out
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    • When the me too movement has every man afraid to touch a girl for a photo you know it's fucked up
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    • He a smart wholesome dude
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    • Any thot who tries to make false allegations against this amazing, gentle, and lonely man, deserves to be burned at the steak for trying to harm this beautiful mans good profile
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    • It's sad that men have to do this to avoid sexual assault allegations because woman consider any contact with a man sexual assault.
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    • Good because if they hear you have money nowadays somehow you magically touched them last week -_-
      CultofCat 13 jun
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    • That’s so sad that we are at the point where men have to fear being destroyed for placing a hand on a person in an appropriate place for a photo because of the rampant false allegations in today’s society
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    • This is all and entirely because of feminism. It's cancer and men shouldn't have to avoid all contact for fear of getting #metoo'd
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    • Woomy101 11 jun
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    • The only problem with everyone liking keenu, is that anything that is remotely loved or cherished by the majority, is usually torn down by progressive liberals/sjw. So I’d imagine in the next couple months, we’ll get articles that say “keenu isn’t that great” or some bs title. Fuck those people.
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    • He's just so perfect
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    • Girls want to bitch about double standards and wonder why guys do shit like this
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    • Women: “don’t touch me.” Men: *doesn’t touch them* Women: Wait
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    • Neo: are you saying I can dodge law suits? Morpheus: I’m saying that when the time comes you won’t have to
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    • Don’t forget, Keanu Reeves lost his girlfriend and daughter. His girlfriend Jennifer Symes, died in a car crash where she was thrown out of the car and believed to have died instantly. This was theorized to sadly be from depression after having a stillborn, their daughter Ava Archer Syme-Reeves.
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    • Redtube 12 jun
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    • Breaking news: Not all men are perverts
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    • That’s pretty pathetic that he can’t even hug his fans for pic because of lying hoes
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    • It sucks that he knows that feminists are always trying to find ways to accuse guys of sexual assault, so he goes out of his way to not embrace them on the point of that fact.
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    • Keanu is seriously the most lovable person ever
      Kentonix 12 jun
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    • If anybody tries to accuse my boi Keanu of assault, I am prepared to commit a hate crime.
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    • The fact that even touching someone in a photo shoot even though they’re touching you back is considered assault just baffles my mind. It’s so disrespectful to people who have actually been today or assaulted. People need to wake tf up
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    • Matrix them hoes
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    • As a guy, I hope I meet him, and he grabs a handful of my ass or junk. I would feel honored.
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    • “HE REFUSED TO TOUCH ME! THIS IS SEXUAL ABUSE AND DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WOMEN”
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    • I mean he has figured out the matrix
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    • I feel like if anybody tries to accuse Keanu Reeves of anything the entire internet is just gonna wreck their shit.
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    • He’s not doing it to avoid “fake allegations” (which is statistically so much rarer than you all would like to think) he’s doing it because he’s a gentleman that respects women’s boundaries and THAT is why I would choke on his balls 🥰
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    • Casually embracing someone in public should not be treated as sexual assault. Women who do shit like that should rot in jail
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    • Neo: "What are you trying to tell me, That i can dodge lawsuits?" Morpheus: "No Neo, im trying to tell you that when you're ready you wont have to"
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    • keanu reeves could shoot my grandma and i would thank him for impacting my life
      cootieboy 12 jun
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    • he’s even immune to false rape accusations! Is there anything this man can’t do?
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    • Women: "How can I sue an innocent guy for a million dollars and tons of attention now REEEEEEEEEE??!!"
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    • There could never be an assault allegation against Keanu. He is far too perfect for that, everyone knows it and no one would believe the person
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    • Stolen from Reddit, Worse than an instagram normie.
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    • WomanCon 15 jun
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    • My guy keanu has every possible threat towards his career on lock like he bout to be around for a minute aint nothing taking him down im ready forhis long and successful career he'll go down in history with bob ross and them
      NotKaneki 12 jun
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    • Identifying Dolly Parton as "female fan" gave me cancer
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    • Reeves has always been really respectful though. It might not be fear. One time he bought ice cream cone he didn’t want just to get a receipt so a fan could get an autograph.
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    • You the biggest bitch if you accuse Keanu Reeves of something like that
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    • Why would u use that graphic instead of the Keanu bullet dodge
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    • He just "matrix'ed" that shit!
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    • The fact that he even has to do this is fucking retarded
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    • Remember when hoverhanding was cringe? Now its insurance against assault allegations.
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    • Someone’s gonna accuse him of assault soon enough and the feminists will be pissed off bc they’ll have no evidence whatsoever. They cant even fake the evidence if he doesn’t touch them lmao.
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    • Relik 15 jun
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    • Well i mean hes neo if he can dodge bullets he can dodge sexual allegations 😂😂👌
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    • Anyone who complains about Keanu touching them in a photo in general is a worthless human being. And a waste of sperm. With that said You're all breahtaking!
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    • My man got no time for bullshit thots. He building a legacy
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    • We must protect Keanu from these thots
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    • The sad world we live in because #metoo thots ruined everything.
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    • This is starting to seem more like Keanu Reeves appreciation month, and I’m cool with that
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    • Let me educate you guys. Keanu is of Asian background and in this culture physical contact with strangers isn't really the norm hence, "manner hands". That's what he's doing is called
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    • THIS MAN CANNOT BE STOPPED, 2019 IS HIS YEAR
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    • I remember when people made fun of the “hover hand”. Nowadays it’s just plain smart to do so
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    • So he’s a a honest to god good person ? That’s nice to know
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    • I mean. With how much people get accused of rape and sexual harassment gotta do it
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    • Legit though I'm scared to talk to girls because I might get accused of sexual harrasment.
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    • Because females are extra crazy today
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    • That’s kinda stupid that he feels the need to be aware of that but it’s sucks even more that he’s not wrong to feel the need to be aware of that.
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    • It’s a simple spell, yet quite unbreakable
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    • My mans Keanu ain't taking no chances
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    • Women can't be trusted.
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    • Keanu Reeves has been dodging bullets since his days as neo.
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    • Dolly Parton seems like she wouldn’t do that sort of thing.
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    • He actually is too powerful to touch another human. I mean you guys saw John wick
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    • Nobody cares. None of y’all cared about this dude until it was popular to do so. Everything y’all touch becomes overdone so fast.
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    • People are saying it’s because he’s respectful, but the women are all touching him
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