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    • Only security breach my dish washer has is the time she cheated on me and i had to get it replaced
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    • Tfw your phone hears you saying the n word and revokes your refrigerator privileges for a month
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    • Can it run doom tho
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    • For every like this gets, ill go an hour without jerking it. For every comment, I’ll do five pushups and walk a mile. Please I need this motivation
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    • imagine trying to unload the dishwasher and its locked and you have to watch a 30 second ad to unlock it. unless you have dishwasher premium for $10 a month. "time to unload the dishes" "THIS WASH IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
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    • Why the fuck do you need a smart dish washer?
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    • And you've been apart of a DDOS attack your now label a terrorist and a felon in the eyes of the government
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    • A smart fridge would only be useful if it could sense what food is in your fridge and make a shopping list for you each week that you can download to your phone. Skyrim is not a reason to have a smart fridge
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    • I honestly am not sure I'd even need any smart home devices. Maybe a security system if you consider it smart (an actual company, not ring or whatever) or maybe the thermostat I dunno
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    • Smart appliances sell your data
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    • Back in 2009 I had the idea to make a "smart fridge" that had a barcode scanner on the front. When you unloaded your groceries you'd scan each item as you unloaded them. It would track your trends, send reminders when regular items where low/expiring, and suggest recipes based on what you had
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    • Smart dildos be sharing on Facebook how many times you shat yourself why using them
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    • I'll never buy a smart product
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    • Can we just pour all human advancements into the smart fleshlight and call in the day
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    • I got sent a free google nest from google. They knew I wasnt gonna buy a wiretap myself so they sent me one. I have picture proof if anyone wants to see. They emailed me a sketchy receipt showing that I had a "redeemed free coupon" that I never clicked on because I usually dont check my email.
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    • Ted Kaczynski was right
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    • Yo I'm tryna get a 50inch 4k tv but the only ones under like 600 bucks are all roku and smart tvs like damn can't i get a dumb TV
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    • These same people are hybrid owners
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    • I downloaded the blowjob add-on, with the right detergent its great
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    • Unnecessary IoT devices are vulnerabilities and you cant change my mind
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    • Bro please please bro bro this appliance/ ordinary household object HAS to be linked to a massive data collection tool bro please it’s for convenience look you can connect social media to it and download different wash cycles please bro bro please bro please bro please bro please just bro
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    • I'm a computer engineering student and lemme tell ya, the smart stuff on most IoT shit is just so your phone can get reminders of when something is finished operating. It's not that useful. The backend for these systems is basically a whole microcontroller just to tell you that your dishes are done
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    • I cannot stand shit that doesn't need to be upgraded being "upgraded". Like I was poor shamed because my keyboard wasn't Bluetooth. WHY?? IT'S A KEYBOARD. IT STAYS PLUGGED IN SO YOU DON'T HAFT TO CHARGE /AFUCKINGKEYBOARD/ EVERYONE SLOW DOWN.
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    • Do not make your homes “smart homes.” It is not a good idea
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    • Bro I just want a basic ass dumb dumb dishwasher
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    • I have to work on these fucking things. Fuck these companies
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    • I'd love a fridge that told me what food I was missing or a fridge that would have a couple hundred thousand recipes and by selecting a recipe, it lights up where those ingredients are and give me a shopping list for what I'd need. Even better if you can put in a diet plan and your fridge helps you
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    • That just reminded me of the souo store
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    • Nobody is making you buy it, stfu. I sure as shit won't buy it.
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    • This is why only my computer and phone are smart, I don’t want a smart TV, dishwasher, fridge, or anything else
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    • You know any electronics have firmware on them that gets bugs and sometimes needs to be updated for improvements. And the internet is the easiest way to do it
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    • My tv is internet capable. Which I can get, I have video streaming apps on my tv, which require internet. I use most of them except Disney+. Fuck Disney. They need to give Star Wars back to Lucas, then I’ll be chill with Disney. But like my AC has WiFi capability? Why?! Don’t use the wifi on it...
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    • Careful someone can steal your dish washing technique
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    • Time to lobotomize all the smart appliances
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    • Ok boomer
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    • rip to The internet of things that’s gonna suck
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    • Tweet from it
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    • Smart appliances are literally the fucking worst
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    • :0
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    • Technology is a great way to get a good time and time is it in prattville al and I need some help with the flow of the house and the place I was talking about is a little more expensive and more than I
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    • Some smart appliances make sense, like lights and temperature controls and maybe ovens. Others do not, like dishwashers, washers and dryers, and showers.
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    • Bro my dishwasher puts a notification on my phone when the cycle is done and tells me how many pods I have left
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    • My dish washer is part of the security system. It makes loud ass squeals while it's on, I doubt any burglar would even try to get in, for they will fear the loud squealing sound erupting from the house
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    • Why would you buy a dishwasher with a fucking computer in it? What possible benefit could that have, unless it can tell you what part needs to be replaced if something breaks its a waste of money
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    • There’s some things that just don’t need to be improved upon anymore
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    • God this future sucks ass
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    • "Smart" technology is just wire taps under a marketable name
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    • Fuck big data, all my homies hate big data!
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    • I just bought a new welder and the fucking thing has software on it I need to update but luckily it doesn’t connect to the internet. I update it with a flash drive
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    • " sorry bro i can't go out my mf shoes are charging
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    • Stupid people: "Yo bro, I got a smart washing machine. I can turn it on with my phone. They're on sale you should get one too."
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    • Smartwashers use technology to determine how much water to use to properly clean everything in the load. Why waste a full load on 2 large pots , a pan, and 3 dishes with 3 sets of utensils?
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    • In all seriousness what is the point of a smart dishwasher? What can it do?
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    • Who willingly buys smart appliances "uh oh, you posted sething offensive. You are locked out of your fridge for three days"
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    • I work in cyber security please update your smart devices its not that it matters if that device gets hacked its the fact that if they get into that device they can get into any other device on the same network
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    • Its literally only for data scraping. Even a database of dishwasher load size from 1 million customers is worth more money than most people will earn in their entire life
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    • "I hate smart technology" then ditch that phone of yours buckaroo
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    • Why the fuck is the dishwasher connected to the internet
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    • Somebody's going to hack into it and wash your dishes if you don't watch out
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    • Yeah except the software updates are to fix bugs. Not to protect from the internet. I fix appliances for a living
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    • Thats why I have a fridge from the 40’s. No buttons, no dinging, it just keeps everything cold.
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    • I can understand the use of a smart fridge or smart lights. But a fucking toilet? A smart dishwasher? Why? Who benefits from any of those?
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    • I refuse to ever buy smart appliances,except for a toaster
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    • Smart appliances have lots of shit they can do if you download the apps and stuff. They dont just connect to the internet and nothing else.
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    • Fuck smart tech, all my homies hate smart tech.
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    • Also, what happened to TACTILE BUTTONS??? LIKE HOW IS A TOUCH SCREEN THAT IS “broken” BY ANY DAMPNESS BETTER THAN A BUTTON THAT GOES CLICK?
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    • hate it when my dishwasher goes on the internet, she always gets all these stupid ideas about how things should be
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    • Yep, stop being fucking idiots about technology
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    • It's literally the opposite of smart, there are simply some objects not meant to connect to the internet or wifi, like that stupid ass juicer Critikal did a review of.
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    • This is why we, the engineers, want mechanical locks, amercury bulb thermostat, and a 56k modem. You can't hack what isn't hackable.
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    • No u don’t hate smart technology, u love it liar
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    • Please do not be retarded and buy a smart dishwasher
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    • Honestly if you have a fridge with internet, you got ripped off. There’s absolutely no reason why you need a fridge with internet. Its just extra annoyance for very minimal reward.
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    • Gray state is coming
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    • I love technology but there are lines that don't need to be crossed. Your appliances, lights etc don't need to be on the internet.
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    • Probably to tell people when dishes are done or to start a dish cycle
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    • We're going to end up with fucking skynet. Calling it now. We don't fucking learn do we.
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    • Sounds like Megaman Battle Network all over again
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    • oh dear. you automatically have to be a Boomer, we need someone to sacrifice to seem memey
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    • Maybe don't but a piece of trash millennial meme device, you absolute jackwagon.
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    • Welcome to cyber security
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    • I have no smart tech in my house other than my phone and even that’s old. Why would I want all these fucking machines wasting the internet I use to download terabytes of Ricardo porn
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    • I’m gonna hack your fridge
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    • Why does my light switch need firmware updates
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    • I’m convinced the only reason smart appliances are a thing is to see if they can run DOOM
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    • What’s the point of a smart dishwasher
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    • Just turn it’s WiFi off and you’re done .
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    • IoT is the downfall of privacy
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    • Technology can be fucking amazing but our definition of “smart” is broken. The ushering in of the IoT age has been a fucking disaster.
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    • If my game start lagging over a dishwasher imma be pissed
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    • Don’t you hate when you can’t take a shit in your smart toilet until it updates
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    • Well he’s fuckin stupid for buying a washer that connects to the internet lol don’t buy that shit problem solved
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    • Internet was a fucking mistake
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    • I have two dishwashers, but the one needs to be washed as I was horny and couldn't sleep
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    • This sounds like Monty Python
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    • I will never have a smart house, connected to the internet atleast
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    • We're being watched and monitored 24/7 anyway so what harm could *more* spying do?
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