• Wounded burglar: Aren't you going to call
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Me: *Chambers a round*
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    • Survivors make for bad court. You break into my house, you will die. Castle doctrine and my right to live and protect my property supersedes your attempt to rob me. Fucking dipshits.
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    • They can't sue you for "damages" they got while breaking in if their dead
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    • If you break into my home you forfeit your right to live, change my mind.
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    • Well u see if everyone did that then think about how many less robberies would take place since robbers would be scared
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    • "you'd like that wouldn't you"
      Alikune 13 jan
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    • If you don’t finish it they will just sue you and still take your stuff
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    • You've yeed your last haw in my house burgle-man
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    • Genuine question. Are you allowed to execute someone who broke into your house or threatened your life with a weapon?
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    • U enter my home u are no longer a trespasser.. u are now a target.
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    • Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again
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    • Had a 18 year old come in Friday due to multiple gunshot wounds and the military hospital was the closet. Turns out he tried to break into someone's house 9 in the morning. He died and yes it was in Texas.
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    • This house doesn’t call 911 if you break in your being buried in the desert or imprisoned in the cum dungeon
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    • It's a lot harder for them to give their side of the story if there dead
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    • Crazy thing is...in NY we have no castle doctrine. We HAVE to get as far away from the person as possible. Then if he falls on broken glass ect or breaks a bone while in my house...HE CAN SUE ME! Me, the person who got broken into and hid in my closet like a little bitch, waiting for him to leave.
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    • “No”
      Sefrius 14 jan
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    • You have until they hit the floor to empty the clip then it’s illegal
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    • "I LOVE BEING IN A STAND YOUR GROUND STATE WOOOOO!"
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    • Break into a home, forfeit your life. That’s how I see it
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    • If he’s wounded why do you have to chamber a round. It means you’ve already a shot. And unless you keep one fucking bullet in the gun you won’t need to chamber meaning this meme maker isn’t from Texas. He’s from California and hates himself.
      jerdahl69 14 jan
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    • As a Texan I can confirm this is true
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    • It's not an execution if he had an unmarked firearm that I definitely didnt keep around for this situation
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    • "Should've called them BEFORE deciding to end your life"
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    • red_reign 13 jan
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    • They can’t sue you if they’re dead
      ya_boiy 16 jan
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    • I let God decide what happens to any Intruders. There's only one way to send them to him.
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    • No, after that one homeowner got sued, nah, you get a dead check my homie.
      ECHO5ECHO 13 jan
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    • “Heh heh calm down I haven’t had sex with ya yet”
      jtchh 13 jan
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    • I wish they would ban guns so I can safely break into peoples homes
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    • Taxas probably has more guns than the fucking military
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    • Step on my property and you forfeit your right to live
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    • Real Texans have one in the chamber at all times
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    • “Nah, Imma get my blowtorch for some REAL fun!”
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    • You’ve yeeed your last haw In my house burger man
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    • *laughs in Floridian*
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    • Not me. I don’t want anyone knowing you were in my house. You’re going to watch me tie a pretty 13 wrap noose before I knock you out cold and put you in my trunk. When you wake up you’ll be standing on top of a 5 gallon bucket about to become an oak tree ornament when I kick the bucket.
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    • I’ve always been taught “Dead men can’t sue.” If you’re outside my house with malicious intent, I may allow you to live if you leave first warning shot. After that your life is forfeit. If you enter my house, I will guarantee you’re leaving in a body bag. I will protect my family no matter what.
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    • Not only are we a stand your ground state, we’re also a castle doctrine supporting state and a 2nd amendment supporting state as well, GO TEXAS BABY
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    • I'd personally find it very hard to take a life unless my family or friends' lives were at stake, especially if I had already shot a man to wound him like
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    • Racks it back and the round that was already in there flys out
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    • This was at 10 likes but once I liked it it shot up to 241 and it caught me off gaurd
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    • "When you stepped onto my property, you stepped into my world buddy."
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    • The engineer wrote this
      Rianaa 15 jan
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    • Hippity hoppity you die on my property
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    • This is the only reason I own a gun
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    • “You’ve Yeed your last Haw!”
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    • Turns out if a 911 operator tells you not to fire, even if a criminal is coming at you, and you fire, you can be held liable.
      ItsJeboi 13 jan
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    • *laughs in no legal duty to retreat in a place you're legally allowed to be* (Texas law, not all states are like this)
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    • fartingbabes
      What a day. What a lovely day
      fartingbabes 13 jan
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    • Good ole Daddy Garand Thumb
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    • Footage 13 jan
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    • *unzips pants*
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    • Laughs in Erron Black from Mk
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    • You just Yee’d your last Haw🤠
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    • If you break into my home you’re getting a .45 to the temple, not sorry
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    • Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again
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    • *chambers round* "don't you see? If god had wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me."
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    • True
      And6 14 jan
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    • RX7addict 14 jan
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    • This is why you have to sh00t anyone with a gun. Can’t tell if they’re a bad or good guy with a gun
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    • *Chuckles “I’m in danger”
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    • Whenever I become a parent, and someone breaks into my home, I will do whatever it takes to protect my family.
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    • If you break into my house you're going to die. 100%. I'm not going to risk you going to prison and getting out wanting revenge.
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    • The fact that someone robbing a house has rights, and can sue for personal injury during said robbery. Makes me want a civil war.
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    • A polite society is a armed society.
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    • “Pick a god and pray”
      Proc 13 jan
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    • I went to Texas to see my uncles and I thought everyone would be armed but I maybe seen two ppl with open carry weapons
      Hemi 13 jan
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    • I mean your not completely wrong
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    • Null_Gin 13 jan
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    • I started strolling through features an hour ago with 678 memes to go through. It's up at 744, what the fuck iFunny BE FUCKING PATIENT
      Druggio 13 jan
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    • "T'would be mighty inhospitable, to not give you a gift first"
      Dusky 13 jan
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    • If you interrupt my bbq im capping
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    • I mean..
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    • Yeehaw
      SugmaNudz 13 jan
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    • He’s Texan so he’ll fuck him in the butthole
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      Grammps 13 jan
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    • How are we all?
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    • Rule #1 : An empty gun is a happy gun
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    • damn like 90% of ifunny is going to hell lol
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    • Wow a lot of people on here are really messed up, willing to murder someone just for trying to steal from them.
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    • There was something like this r/selfawarewolves in which they said "Gun owners admitting their list for violence". Fucking retarded.
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    • Why are so many pro gun people so eager to murder people
      Bikachu15 14 jan
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    • You people rlly love you’re home intruder murder fantasies
      PoInareff 14 jan
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    • that's just murder
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    • "Wouldn't you like to know" 😈
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