• See how dry he was when he didn't know
who it was and then got all hyped when
he found out it was his girl, I dig that
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    • "You look crusty as hell in hd" and they say chivalry is dead.
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    • You look crusty as hell in HD.. awesome.
      InC0gn1t0 25 jun
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    • I don’t think it was him being dry, mans just trying to figure out who it is
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    • How do some people get a new number every time they grt a phone? Ive had the same number for 17 years now
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    • Or it seems like a stranger is flirting with him and hes just straight curbing her
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    • He was way too scared to guess
      Curvz 25 jun
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    • Everyone hates dry texters until it boosts their ego and "proves" their love
      doafan123 24 jun
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    • I'm gonna try this... wait, I dont have a significant other
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    • The fact that she was trying to get some info, and you know damn well she was, is a red flag.
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    • New phone at 41% 😗😗
      Trav1s 25 jun
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    • I mean she do look just a little crusty ngl
      Phren_Z 25 jun
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    • Do people know they can get a new phone without changing their number? Or should we do a PSA??
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    • Oh really? I prefer my texts hella wet
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    • Harlsey 25 jun
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    • brainless this why i hate x’s and up bc they show how nasty i rlly look
      merde 25 jun
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    • Only if I had a girl to text....*sigh*
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    • So I've been talking to this girl for a month now and we talk about all kinds of stuff she started watching avatar and she loves it shell also occasionally send me pics of her holding her boobs and constantly teasing me and she talks like she wants to meet me but every time I ask she either (1/2)
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    • :(
      Unsmile 25 jun
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    • She was trying to see if he was cheating when she said guess... in case he said a different name
      noahark 25 jun
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    • Didn’t think so
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    • Honestly I’d be worried if I texted my man “hi baby” on a new phone and he didn’t immediately guess it was me
      Vucko123 25 jun
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    • I seriously don't understand why so many people are so damn dry. Just fucking respond to me like it's an actual conversation you prick.
      guards 25 jun
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    • Baby, you crusty af ; )
      Ryangodly 25 jun
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    • I'm a wet texter
      Porx 25 jun
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    • Bruh when I was with my girl I wouldn’t even responded to the first one like fr
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    • Mmmm. Crusty
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    • Love me a crusty girl
      JKills 25 jun
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    • Bot account?
      Doctor_O 26 jun
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    • MRelate 25 jun
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    • I did everything and she didn’t try so guess who’s single and not quite ready to mingle
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    • Yeah, cuz y'all crazy. We know its you faking
      MrNines 25 jun
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    • "crusty girlfriend" mmm
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    • PorkSword 25 jun
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    • Give me your crust🙏
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    • Why....Why the caption. I mean why even bother reading the meme now you literally just described it-.
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    • It says love bug for the contact
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    • As apposed to a... wet texter?
      Coretta 25 jun
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    • She is kinda crusty
      GFriend 25 jun
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    • That Was Beautiful 😥 I Miss You So Much. Forever & Always Babe. Forever & Always... Together
      4Pep 25 jun
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    • Texting sucks I rather call or in person
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    • Sometimes i slap my own ass during sex
      Cr1tikal 25 jun
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    • Holy shit im super early......welp
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    • content not available more
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    • Ohone gang rise up
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    • Aw :)
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    • You look crusty as hell... in hd😂😂
      peediddy 28 jun
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    • "...crusty as hell.." Ew.
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    • If you don’t constantly roast each other are you even dating?
      WHEEZXP 28 jun
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    • Loyalty
      sheetpost 27 jun
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    • Goated
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    • The crust justs means the meal is ready to be eaten
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    • “You look crusty as hell” that’s how you know it’s a comfortable relationship. Such a great compliment
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    • Crusty ass hell in HD had me dead
      mased73 27 jun
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    • Fuck toxic girls who test guys like this.
      BVCxAres 27 jun
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    • Every time I get a new phone I keep my number
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    • Just noticed his contact name is Luv Bug. That’s actually adorable
      Jupiter45 27 jun
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    • After that first message I would just block the number thinking it was a bot
      bigfooted 27 jun
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    • A lot of comments are complaining about dry texters but tbh if I don’t know who it is and you’re flirty, you’ll be lucky to get a response at all
      Viera 27 jun
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    • Is Crusty a compliment
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    • He excited about the phone
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    • Fake, would have had the date before the first text like all iPhones would.
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    • My dude was about to get trapped by the “Jessica” comment
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    • Is looking crusty a good thing?... wut
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    • She really not that cute sorry.
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    • "crustaaay in hdaaay"
      onlycatz 26 jun
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    • The fuck is dry texting? I don’t show emotion in text because you have to add more words to do it.
      Zumato 26 jun
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    • So you’re supposed to flirt with everyone even if you don’t know who it is.
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    • Ahh I love the relationships where you can just insult each other 24/7
      bellapplz 26 jun
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    • Liggy505 26 jun
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    • Lmao crusty as hell in hd
      KidTrunks 26 jun
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    • She tested him. Was trying to see if he'd think it was another chick
      PunchOut 26 jun
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    • “You look crusty as hell” ..:.
      NHVEAE 26 jun
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    • Cringe
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    • “In HD”
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    • "You look crusty as hell in HD." Im dead
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    • It’s rlly dry I would text the same way cause idk who the hell you are
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    • Fuck people who text like that
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    • Loyalty 100000
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    • Crusty
      pxgv 26 jun
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    • I’ve had the same number for so long I don’t remember when I actually got this number. I don’t get why people change their numbers when they get a new phone
      Abstractt 26 jun
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    • Tf did you expect? A dick pic?
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    • How dry? He was just asking who it was
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    • How is that dry as hell he just didn’t want to have to guess
      awejames 26 jun
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    • You didn't transfer your number like a normal person?
      Za_Hand0 26 jun
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    • In reality he wasnt sure if it was his girlfriend or one of his side chicks which is why he refused to guess
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    • In HD
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    • Am I supposed to be endearing to strangers?
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    • Pain.
      Whoreson 26 jun
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    • "you look crusty as hell....in HD" brother just saved his ass
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    • Lmao you look crusty as hell in hd
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    • He was just happy for the phone
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    • How else would you expect someone to react to a stranger saying shit like that
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    • Black guy with white girl, zoom in. How many of you are mad
      Terreur 25 jun
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    • They’re like 13
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    • New phone usually doesn’t mean new number also
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    • Seems like he wasn’t trying to hear some stranger flirting with with him. Also, his roasts game is nothing but love lol fantastic.
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    • Yessiree test passed 💯 (even if it was an unintentional test lmao)
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