• Dentist: Your gums bleed because you don't
brush your teeth properly.
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    • 1 like= 1 day w/o nutting
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    • Dont floss*
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    • I floss, brush my teeth, use mouthwash, and even double check to make sure i got it all and guess what... my gums still fucking bleed when the doctor stabs it with a small super sharp metal hook to "look at the back of my gumline and get off low collecting tarter."
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    • If anyone is reading this take care of your teeth. If you don't, you will regret it severely.
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    • Alot of people dont even own floss
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    • Man I was getting a root canal done like 2 weeks ago and the dentist accidently hit my gums and was like if you floss more you wouldnt bleed and was like bruh
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    • Is ThAt A mF dOoM rEfErEnCe???
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    • MY FIRST FEATURE!!!!
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    • Wrong. Your gums bleed because you font floss.
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    • How am i supposed to floss with braces?
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    • I’ve been flossing every day for about 2 years now and my gums don’t ever bleed anymore, not only that but my teeth and gums look much healthier. Flossing is very important
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    • FOR EVERY DUMBASS AND PEOPLE WHO THINK KELPY G IS DUMB THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS
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    • I don’t floss I just brush my teeth twice a day and they look good
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    • More doom memes!
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    • I got clear retainers about a week ago and my gums got bruised/swollen when the guy was taking them off and part of the retainers are my gums that were scanned right after my braces got removed and my teeth and a part of my brusing/swelling gums got scanned onto the mold. Like not even a day...
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    • Yay. Puts the whole thing in my mouth 🤪
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    • I floss and my gums still bleed, it’s like I was stabbed with a metal hook or something
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    • Did you know that the dentist can tell if you don't drink enough water by looking at your teeth. I feel I should have known that but I only found out the other day when I went to the dentist and they told me.
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    • Most yall probably brush once a week sooo...
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    • My dentist stabs my gums...with the fucking little mirror of all things
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    • 69 likes= nice
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    • I’m going to floss everyday and see if they say anything next time.
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    • That's what my dentist says
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    • The dentist:
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    • Hold up. That’s the 2016 Doom HUD in Doom Eternal
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    • Lol, I’m going to the dentist tomorrow and this shows up
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    • Dentist: “Looks like you didn’t floss”
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    • How is 2016 hud but eternal gameplay?
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    • U got me fucked up if u think I'ma floss, this ain't some gay ass fortnite shit
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    • You just lost the game
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    • Doctors give you diseases change my mind
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    • I don't have this issue. Not saying I never had, but my wife is a Dental Hygienist and she is the one that cleans my teeth. No way I'm going to show up with my gums inflamed. Won't hear the end of it at dinner. Lol
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    • Bro that is such horse shit. I brush my teeth furiously and floss and use mouth rinse..shit still bleeds
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    • OHHHHH THATS THE OLD DOOM ETERNAL HUD
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    • doom feature pog
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    • I'm pretty sure my old dentist was beginning to develop Parkinson's and I'd get my gums stabbed every now and then. Since he retired, I got a new dentist who uses this machine that just uses sonication instead of mechanical scrapping to check, and it is heaven.
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    • Its been probably over a year since I needed to go to the dentist to what I thought was an abcess under my 2nd deepest molar but after poking around I think theres just a hole in it that starts hurting. I havent looked into it but Im p sure I cant afford having it filled. Cant eat w my right side.
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    • Would have worked better if you said that was you.
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    • Brush and mouthwash that's all I do
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    • Literally just floss retards
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    • Ive flossed for a year now and yesterday while flossing my gums started to bleed, I was like what in tarnation
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    • bruh try flossing for a bit, what they're saying is true
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    • I brush my teeth because if i don't my breath smells like shit lol
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    • "I recommend, Colgate"
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    • Just played doom for the first time, its honestly really fucking good
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    • They know what they’re doing, you’re just not flossing enough.
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    • Drink some water
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    • Make sure you go to a good reputable dentist and not a cheap roadside one, even if it’s a little over what you can afford. I used to go to a cheap back ally dentist and he ruined my whole jaw because he kept denying me braces and underbite correctionals, now I need $11k surgery to fix it
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    • Dental hygienist, a dentist wouldn’t say this.
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    • My dentist has never made me bleed once. Always very gentle.
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    • Well I brushed my teeth last night and when I spit I could see the hint of red so yeah fuck me my gums bleed when I brush
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    • i’m going to the dentists today. i really don’t like that place.
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    • Wait that's the wrong HUD
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    • Your gums bleed because you need more vitamins
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    • I floss twice a day and my gums are still sensitive so stfu
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    • Got all 4 wisdom teeth removed in one sitting. Dentist said to ice it for an hour or two but my dumbass was still off the fuckin goop from being put under and all I was focusing on was why I couldn't feel the tile on the floor through my shoes. Didn't ice it as much and that shit hurt for 2 weeks.
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    • I never played a doom eternal game before so eternal was my first time and i fucking love it
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    • Bruh fucking stab my jaw and said sorry he turned on a tool accidentally and I was bleeding like a mother fucker. Nurse comes in saying that even tho she the one with the vacume straw and saw it. Lmao
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    • People in these comments real bold to be admitting they treat they’re mouths like a nyc dumpster
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    • Ok but actually I've been flossing regularly for the first time in my life and I gotta day, my gums no longer bleed
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    • Brush your teeth
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    • That’s just an excuse they use for being rough and shitty.
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    • Or that one part from charlie murder in hell
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    • They bleed because they are not strong. A hit to the gums should not make them bleed.
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    • Eh, flossed, brushed, mouthwash every day of my life. Even went through that fluoride bullshit in school (who knows maybe that's why they're so bad) and my teeth have just rotted away regardless. 26 and missing half of em. Still, take care of your teeth people. It's better than the alternative.
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    • My dentist was using that polishing drill thing with the gritty paste and she just started drilling my gums. They started bleeding and got swollen and then she blamed me.
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    • Gums receding
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    • They are right. Your gums don't bleed if you floss. Now if you're flossing and you still bleed your dentist is stabbing hard.
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    • I think you may need a new dentist
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    • no you dingy bastard, its called gingivitis, bruh your fucking teeth
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    • Shot on iPhone
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    • That just looks like a Friday night
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    • Your gums bleed if you don't floss everyday
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    • Mine don't.
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    • 1 like equals
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    • You idiots it's because the small exposure won't do anything the first time, but exposure for 40 hours a week for 40 years is dangerous. If a customer has a shot, they'll be fine, but if a bartender has one with every customer, they'll be dead.
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    • *gets head blown off by shotgun* “sHoUlD HaVe FlOsSeD”
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