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    • Can't get covid if no one wants to be around you
      blue_too 25 jul
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    • Wait yall leave your house
      epic_wind 25 jul
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    • Its honestly isnt even that deadly
      Weixy2002 25 jul
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    • Can you Believe that the white house is actually trying to Demonize Dr.Fauci for nothing more than disagreeing with Trump.
      zerosober 25 jul
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    • Someone should pass the word on to Fauci. Apparently being a bureaucrat gives you protection from COVID.
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    • Where my germaphobe gang at
      moldydog 25 jul
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    • People who don’t wear masks are the same ones who ate tide pods
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    • Wear a mask or say bye bye to grandma.
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    • Honestly this has been a breeze in some ways and horrible in others.
      YourGuyCy 25 jul
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    • I read that in mark ruffalo’s voice
      thikomode 27 jul
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    • Can you believe these fucks are posting politically charged language on my soft core porn app
      sfruitsko 26 jul
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    • RbeastFTW 25 jul
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    • Unless your a protester.
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    • he touches it though
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    • CDC estimates a vaccine will take a year and a half to be 75% after testing. Since covid is airborne it is not effected by the masks at all. Medical and cloth only stop bodily fluids which are not the main function of transfer and even N95s state they are not meant to block viruses.
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    • Why the fuck is it made out to be the big bad, when the odds of dying from it are so low its unreal
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    • If you want beans! In your dms idk what to tell you
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    • My town of boring as hell so I never really leave the house that much anyway
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    • Me at work now
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    • Me too
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    • am86 27 jul
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    • Apparently to ifunny users 300k deaths is nothing but try telling em only a couple thousand died from 9/11 and pearl harbor and they’ll say it’s different. Death is death I don’t care who it is or their demographic wear you’re fucking mask
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    • Eh
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    • A DOCTORS
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    • *transforms into a lazy piece of shit*
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    • Wait yall leave your house
      xXMrGuyXx 25 jul
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    • Can't get covid because it doesn't exist
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    • Here come all the weirdos who don’t leave the house
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    • Wear a mask
      11alexh11 25 jul
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    • I swear to god, people are so frail and weak-minded, AND BOOTLICKERS- Yeah, let's just hide and be cowards, and not live our lives. Let's let the economy plummet. Let's wear a pointless mask all day that really does nothing but lower our oxygen intake. Let's blow this virus out of proportions.
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    • HAHAHA QUIRKY 😂😂😂 I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE HAHAHA 🤪🤪😂😂
      cacodemon 25 jul
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    • I know that line in the movie is supposed to be cool and all but it’s literally just “nah it’s cool I’m literally fucking pissed all the fucking time it’s a problem”
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    • I like to be quarantined... Until I'm forced to by the govt
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    • Imagine leaving the house haha
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    • Dumb meme
      thubar 28 jul
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    • I was social distancing before it was cool. I don't care about health, I just hate people
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    • masks do more harm than good someone just pick up a fuckin history book the romans discovered that masks and quarantine dont work around 1900 years ago and yall still wanna talk shit
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    • I am confused because not all doctors recommend that. Why is the medical community divided on this?
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    • When bird box came out we were all like “dumbasses why don’t they just stay indoors where it’s safe”. Look at us now.
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    • I never had real friends before the quarantine, I only ever talked to people in school, but once school ended I was all alone. Decided to start calling people during quarantine, because I was bored, and now I have actual friends who I see every couple of days.
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    • Rip to the COVID people but I’m different
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    • Government mandated meme
      RemSenpai 27 jul
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    • it should be physical not social
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    • Sadly, i tested positive for covid 19 when i went in for diabetes
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    • I'm glad someone said it. My life is exactly the same now as it was 2 months ago, 6 months ago, 2 years ago. Nothing has changed
      Jayman333 26 jul
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    • The term “social distancing” isn’t really correct. “Social” means relating to or relationships with someone or something. Therefore, “social” is more of a word that correlates with mentality. It should be called “physical distancing” as you should be physically away from people.
      semmguy 26 jul
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    • That's actually the leading theory behind the existence of introverts in humanity, a normally very social species. introverts are far less likely to get sick as they tend to hold contact less.
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    • If you are under 30, you're more likely to drown than die from covid
      litfidget 26 jul
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    • Jake308 26 jul
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    • Lies
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    • This is exactly why I haven't showered since 2008, nobody can stand to be within 15 feet of me, and that's more than 6
      AJzPr0 26 jul
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    • Little reminder that TB kiIled 1.5 million people in 2018 and you didn’t hear about it because it wasn’t election year
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    • Damn i actually havent left my house in 2 weeks holy fuck
      blepeded 26 jul
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    • Shouldn't CV be much smaller than that?
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    • Yay for being introverted and basically living in my basement during the summer
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    • Yes cause china paid doctors would never lie
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    • My grandma lives with me, so I take it a little seriously. If she didn’t live with me, I wouldn’t give a fuck. I’d still wear a mask in stores n stuff though.
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    • Redditards acting like heroes for staying home while jerking off and playing videogames all day is peak modernity.
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    • Finally someone nails it
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    • There's no study that shows "social distancing" even does anything lol
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    • That was a very poor line. "That's my secret Cap, I'm always socially distant."
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    • People keep distance from me
      Hewaa 25 jul
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    • The fuckheads who want you social distance are the same ones who openly support the mass protests where everyone is climbing all over each other to burn down a building and tear down a statue
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    • I say let everyone get it! It’d take out 1% of the population and sure that’s not a high enough amount but it’s a start
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    • i mean nice try but this meme is kinda fucking dumb since bruce ends up punching “coronavirus” in the fucking face instead of social distancing away from it
      noaha15 25 jul
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    • Back when they hulk was actually good
      trax2378 25 jul
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    • Hhahaaahahhaha I'm an introbert pleams laff XD haha lololol 😂😂😂
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    • Yikes
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    • A Doctors
      PH420 25 jul
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    • Let's start burning masks in protest
      dandjman 25 jul
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    • Best thing people can do to protect themselves is go outside and get healthy. Sunlight gives vitamin D which has been correlated in many studies that low vitamin D causes more problems with the virus. Which is a big reason why it effects black people more
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    • No friends gang
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    • Massive Reddit moment
      Actaeon 25 jul
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    • Y’all keep saying “muh it’s not that deadly” like, the flu won’t kiII me but It’s not like I want it
      11alexh11 25 jul
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    • blazzzeee 25 jul
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    • Oh you don’t go outside ever? You’re an introvert/extrovert? You must be so quirky
      King_Drip 25 jul
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    • More and more Doctors and researchers say that the masks and social distancing do more harm than good. In fact if you can become vitamin and mineral efficient you have far better chances for fighting off viruses and other illnesses.
      realm34 25 jul
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    • I hate that this virus came around just as I was wanting to put myself out more
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    • Politicians*
      noonblm 25 jul
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    • Except hulk proceeds to demolish the alien.
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    • Yeah now lose the hero complex and remember you’re just a loser
      Jesum 25 jul
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    • White people be like 😂😂😂
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    • Eh boss
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    • I’m glad you and I do it, I just wish everyone else did
      Rupture 25 jul
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    • I would fucking commit a terr.orism att.ack if I were in a room with all ifunny users. You fuckers make me wanna mu.rder y'all sometimes
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    • Same, and I don't want to get a disease that has a high chance of fucking up my already fucky respiratory system.
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    • Wheres the other one where he says his secret is that hes always high
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    • That scene was so badass
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    • We get it, you mfs don’t got friends
      grugs 25 jul
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    • Quirky
      Offworldr 25 jul
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    • Haven’t left the house since March. Anyone else making friends with the extra toilet paper in your house?
      Akuuuuu 25 jul
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    • This would’ve been funnier two months ago. Still funny now, just not as funny as it would’ve been
      G00D_0NE 25 jul
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    • Whoa
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