• Nov 30, 2011
Still wet
How wet?
( Wet enough to start
dripping, baby I want you to fuck me till I beg
I want to lick your sweet, wet cunt till you swear your allegiance to the empire.
Nov 30, 2011
I'm so bad at this. I'm
watching star wars and I'm really high.
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