Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have
silver eye shadow on...
CaptainCrunch423 CaptainCrunch423
19 may
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have silver eye shadow on...
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
hive_of_many hive_of_many
24 sep 2020
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
26 jan 2021
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
companies as soon as pride month starts
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
companies as soon as pride month starts HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
27 sep 2020
Foo said im never watching the flash with my dog again The flash
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
_SCP173_ _SCP173_
26 apr
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
Dutch: I have a plan we just need
money
Arthur:
flipper_fire flipper_fire
8 may
Dutch: I have a plan we just need money Arthur:
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.
OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
28 sep 2020
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE. OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
New York Post @ @nypost-
Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol
Harry @
@wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
Belluh Belluh
25 sep 2020
New York Post @ @nypost- Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol Harry @ @wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
oaksy
texas confession
i've never seen snow irl
oaksy
i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
BA oaksy texas confession
i've never had a million dollars
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
27 sep 2020
oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf BA oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
, Me, convincing
o" myself I don't need a Wiggly
- You're not that cute, are you?
4
In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
duckislord duckislord
26 sep 2020
, Me, convincing o" myself I don't need a Wiggly - You're not that cute, are you? 4 In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.