Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have
silver eye shadow on...
CaptainCrunch423 CaptainCrunch423
19 may
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have silver eye shadow on...
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree:
Mission accomplished
BobbyBlabby_CKY BobbyBlabby_CKY
25 sep 2020
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree: Mission accomplished
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
How
anti-maskers
look like:
How they actually look li ke The elites don't want you to know this}
but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home.
CykaGamburger
20 sep 2020
How anti-maskers look like: How they actually look li ke The elites don't want you to know this} but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home.
ROADS RAILROADS he
SEAPORTS WHERE CAT IS SUPERIOR
TO A DOG
That_Carnivorous_CUnt That_Carnivorous_CUnt
21 sep 2020
ROADS RAILROADS he SEAPORTS WHERE CAT IS SUPERIOR TO A DOG
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop
00 a.m,
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop 00 a.m,
The first selfie my grandpa took with his
new phone.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
5 feb
The first selfie my grandpa took with his new phone.
I need to speak to the bananager.
ChangeMyMind1 ChangeMyMind1
22 jan 2021
I need to speak to the bananager.
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
Futurist Futurist
23 sep 2020
Athiests when they Realize there listening to Rap God And Not Rap Science
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
mauithespoiledcat mauithespoiledcat
24 sep 2020
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
My pen ts Black but it can write Red
But hows?
AntiSocialLlamaz AntiSocialLlamaz
23 sep 2020
My pen ts Black but it can write Red But hows?
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach: