Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
She can explore my Chamber of
Secrets anytime!
thorny_stolen_panda thorny_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
She can explore my Chamber of Secrets anytime!
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person
naams naams
29 sep 2020
TikTok this is joey. he likes ice.
kirby just swallowed you.
what ability did he get???
kirby just swallowed you. what ability did he get???
Brohemoth1398 Brohemoth1398
22 sep 2020
© Based on: assrip
when you come home from vacation and your dog doesn't get excited when it sees you
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY
WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
rockerdude07 rockerdude07
22 sep 2020
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl
and I'm like
"It's levidsa."
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl and I'm like "It's levidsa."
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals.
You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
MarvelousDCman MarvelousDCman
23 aug 2020
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals. You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
jamzenn
@jamzenn
Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
TrioShitposters TrioShitposters
22 sep 2020
jamzenn @jamzenn Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up
I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
21 sep 2020
I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
on
WOT IN TARNATION
EpicDailyFunny EpicDailyFunny
26 sep 2020
on WOT IN TARNATION
Happy of July
oN
Happy of July oN