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A Coffin has detachable lid
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    • Why do they add padding to coffins and such? Is it so it looks nice? Some sort of tradition? Honoring the dead with a good ole cloud of slumber?
      Nebulae_ 22 jul
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    • thats super fuckin wasteful and takes up a lot of damn space. just dump me in a hole and call it a day
      28273 23 jul
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    • Melt me down. Throw me into some compost. Plant a peach tree and anyone who eats a peach is eating my balls for the rest of time.
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    • Fellas, coffin or casket?
      Atasaki 22 jul
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    • I want a Viking funeral
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    • I feel like this is loss somehow
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    • Yo burn me to a crisp and yeet me to the wind.
      GTOnizuka 23 jul
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    • we must discover the cosket and caffin: shaped with a hinged lid and rectangular with a detachable lid, respectively
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    • You know, back when we didn't know how to tell if someone was alive or not, they yeeted bells on their fingers and after a burial someone would sit at the gravesight and listen for the bell.
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    • what if i get one thats shaped but has hinges? or vice versa? whicch criteria is more important for the determination
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    • Just fucking cremate me and scatter me out of the back of the car on the drive home.
      TheCheat 23 jul
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    • I would prefer the coffin. I know im dead but id like to have the option of opening it and stepping out for some air. In case i change my mind about being dead
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    • Shaped can have hinges
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    • And both are pointless
      edmroia 22 jul
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    • caskets are for more wealthy people and for “open caskets” so you can view the body then shut it and bury it. Caskets are used more often nowadays, coffins are older and for immediate burial.
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    • Is this vampire IKEA
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    • A casket has a hidden compartment great for surviving boat explosions.
      nrf81 24 jul
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    • What if the coffin has a hinged lid?
      SkyAnthro 23 jul
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    • A casket is also shaped. It's rectangle shaped
      Gronch 23 jul
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    • I’ll take one of each.
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    • Cofsket gang rise
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    • The more I learn about this process, the more I just want somebody to bury my ashes
      Achor 23 jul
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    • Yeah but what happens when I attach the lid of a coffin with hinges? Is it a hinged coffin, or a coffin-shaped casket??
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    • I want my ashes to be crystallized and added to the hilt of a sword I’ll give to my firstborn and have them pass down for generations whether as a mantle piece or tool of justice
      datboi343 24 jul
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    • fuck em both, I want my corpse launched into deep space where it’ll mummify from being frozen and bombarded with solar radiation. My corpse will never decay and will very likely never hit anything or stop going given the vastness of space. The earth will be destroyed in 4 billion years, and my
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    • Indeed, a coffin is shaped
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    • It looks like it’s locked from the inside
      DualLingo 24 jul
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    • Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
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    • Whoa princess, calm down.
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    • Just get that good ol’ cremation urn
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    • I just want to disappear when I die nobody knows where I went
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    • Coffin sounds cooler
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    • What's shape is a shape?
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    • “Shaped”
      matman34 26 jul
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    • Shit dude what do I care. Just scoop out any useful organs and toss me in a composter. At least I'd be beneficial in death
      Grada 24 jul
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    • Nobody here wants a casket lmao. I've never been so proud of a community
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    • Nah fam, just burn me and use my ashes as fertilizer or something. Coffins are a huge waste of money.
      danzho55 23 jul
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    • Casfin cofket
      Franxx74 22 jul
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    • Oh thank you. This knowledge is quite enlightening
      CarFriend 24 jul
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    • I want to be cremation
      kanep0e 23 jul
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    • throw me in a fucking old carboard box and throw my im the ocean ffs im dead idgaf
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    • I refuse to be buried when i die, even dead i dont wsnt to be trapped in a coffin/ casket
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    • I want a redneck Viking funeral. It’s similar to a Viking funeral, but cheaper and faster. You use a canoe instead of a whole ship. You also fill it with tannerite. It burns instantly rather than through the night. Cheap and fast, but a great show!
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    • Das ist loss
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    • Gimme a coffin, I’m coming back for you fuckers.
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    • I don’t need one I want to be cremated and my ashes used to plant a tree. Then I will become the tree and spread my seeds and slowly take over an ecosystem until I posses a human body again.
      Zumato 23 jul
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    • that caskets looking mad comfy
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    • I...I can't believe I never knew this
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    • Which one will my dead body like more
      flboy305 22 jul
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    • Didn’t hear ya. Speak Up!
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    • Shaped like what?
      Taiga100 23 jul
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    • Shaped
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    • Viking funeral is most preferable
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    • I for one want to be in a mausoleum. Inside is all my stuff. But not like cool stuff, just like a ripped poster, a dirty bouncy ball, etc. I’m in a purple box with yellow polkadots. In my arms is the stuffed cat my grandma gave me when I was 3. But everything is poisoned. So if you touch it you die.
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    • Yo i dont need either. Just chuck me in a wood chipper in a dump and be done with it
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    • What about a coffin with a hinged lid?
      SoapyHat 23 jul
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    • Cremation
      KyKy 23 jul
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    • Does that mean that the coffin meme is actually the casket meme
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    • How did DIO hide in the casket?
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    • christian burying is so dumb and wasteful. it’s just a dead body why do you need to pay so much money for a casket or coffin. in Islam we just wrap the body in a cloth sheet, throw them 6 ft under and call it a day 💀
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    • Bury me in plastic bags from Walmart
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    • What is it then if it’s shaped like a coffin but also has a hinged lid. You can’t tell me no one has made that.
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    • I just want the bottom half of the casket to be open when I die
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    • What happened to the coffin with glass
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    • Burying people with their bodies pumped full of chemicals is the dumbest shit to ever be done. Cemetarys take up way to much land. Cremate everyone or donate your body to science, literally those are the only 2 reasonable options
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    • Loss
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    • Cool thing to learn
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    • Roll me up and smoke me when I die
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    • And what does Dracula sleep in?
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    • All caskets are coffins. Not all coffins are caskets.
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    • They’re both shaped lmao
      PapaAppL 26 jul
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    • But why do they look so comfy?
      jle_ent 26 jul
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    • When I die for the love of God cremate me, this gives me anxiety thinking of spending eternity in a tiny box even if I am dead
      MeBrock 25 jul
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    • Coffin shaped with hinged lid, what’s that
      TheAddict 25 jul
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    • So what about a sarcophagus??
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    • What a weird part of culture. When I‘m dead do whatever you want with my body. Throw me in the trash if you want. I won’t feel it
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    • But they both are forever boxes
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    • Well, a rectangle is still a shape
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    • I work in the funeral industry and this pisses my coworkers off so much but it's like.... Who cares?
      Shanoon 25 jul
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    • Is this a Jojo reference 😂
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    • Just throw me In the trash when I die. If you spend good money on a box and a rock I'm fucking haunting you.
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    • A casket is shaped too. Rectangle is a shape.
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    • Most people are buried in Caskets now also
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    • Or a better caption: this was ghost written
      chloeform 25 jul
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    • Bury me in a padless wood box
      YoKiwi 25 jul
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    • Why the fuck does a coffin lid detach at all
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    • Casket gang
      WattV2 25 jul
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    • Now I’m in a casket for you Coffin
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    • I want a coffin
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    • I want to be buried in a cardboard box
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    • when my mom worked at a funeral home I accidentally found a baby coffin. lowkey made me cry, kind of a weird thing to see and think about the impact of
      Jomooo 25 jul
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    • Okay, get in
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    • So....spongebob was wrong
      NekoMain 25 jul
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    • Ive only seen coffins with hinged lids on tv what the fuck
      wowth 25 jul
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    • I wanna be fucking launched into the vast universe and 12 quadrillion light years some hot ass alien babes will do CBT till the end of time
      F_I_N_N 25 jul
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    • No, those are both caskets
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    • Also 69k likes nice
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    • I’m sorry I have to do this but... 1000tj comment yey
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    • I’m loving the comments. I too honestly don’t understand coffins... like how do you decompose... or don’t you? ew. Just put me in the ground and plant a tree on top, more beautiful, people can visit my tree if they miss me. That’s the way to go.
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