• Not doing food delivery ever again
Hey, I left the food at your door
There's a key under my mat, can
you leave it in the fridge
Are you asking me to break into
It's safe
Don't be a bitch
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    • If you weren't home then why did you have it delivered???
      MatteoD 21 jul
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    • Do you want to get kindapped? Bc that’s how you get kidnapped
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    • Put the key in the fridge and leave the food at the door
      holreg 21 jul
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    • Brothers dog is a rescue and for sure would bite the shit out of a random person if they entered the house without one if the family there. He is super sweet just used to get beat as a puppy and doesn’t like strangers. His name is jax
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    • I would absolutely 100% definitely go to jail over frozen yogurt
      JNichs095 21 jul
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    • I would go in and the home owner would show up hours later to see me still inside petting the pupper.
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    • Why would you tell a complete stranger where your key is?
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    • Don't be a bitch then
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    • My 8lb havanese tries to act like a guard dog when someone comes is but one time she tried barking with a mouth full of food and started choking on it
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    • That’s proof that you can go in
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    • What if that’s someone else’s home and this is a prank
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    • Don't be a lil bitch
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    • If he even ATTEMPTED to get you tried for B&E, you could literally just show that text conversation in court. Like he said, don't be a bitch
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    • Maybe you’ll get to pet a dog for free?
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    • this person went all the way to the frozen yogurt place just to bring it to your house; you can get up off the bed and walk to your front door. lazyass.
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    • I used to deliver flowers and if no one answered the door we call them with the provided number and tell them that we have left the flowers at the door (in the shade if we can find it) and send a picture, I called this lady and she just tells me to get the key under the flower pot from 1/2
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    • It’s not breaking into your their house if they give you permission and tell you where the key is retard.
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    • Honestly , you invite me in ima pee on your towels , happy or not i pee on towels in peoples houses
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    • Come sneak up and stick ya cock in his ass
      KyKy 21 jul
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    • At Papa John’s if you go into someone’s house for any reason you will be in major trouble
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    • Lll
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    • Who wouldn’t wanna go to jail over frozen yogurt!?
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    • Dont be a bitch
      Scramasax 21 jul
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    • Food delivery is ass, can confirm with experience
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    • Its true I was the mat
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    • Fuckin pussy (fuck you ifunny this isn’t spam)
      JaxPotato 21 jul
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    • I would of searched for a laptop to snag or something for my trouble of going up against a massive dog probably named “ cupcake “ or something
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    • Steal their dog
      Benrey 21 jul
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    • Why would you even order frozen yogurt when you're not even gonna be home?
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    • You’re not going to go to jail if the home owner is telling you to go in
      ogGL 21 jul
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    • Lil bitch piss boy
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    • Lol
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    • content not available more
      icreeps 21 jul
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    • Like if you've been to jail.
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    • Well it’s not frozen anymore
      tizy 24 jul
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    • It's not breaking and entering if you have a key tho. Its trespassing. Just like it's not grand theft auto if the keys were left in it.
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    • There are some dumb motherfuckers ordering food. Half of them are also people who cannot reaosnably afford it but do it anyway
      DoctorPep 24 jul
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    • Ok retard don’t be surprised when I steal your tv
      Braindeaf 24 jul
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    • This is a real life pornhub opportunity
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    • Nah that’s how you get trapped in a law suit
      Gunna_ 24 jul
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    • I just got a stray pitbull and hes the exact opposite of the sterotype. He has anxiety and copes by giving people aggressive kisses. Litterally cant hurt a fly
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    • Nah man. I’m not going into a house with a barking dog because if it steps up on me i’m punching it in the mouth. Ain’t gonna get myself in trouble for beating up dogs over frozen yogurt.
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    • It’s like people are TRYING to get robbed
      juju312 24 jul
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    • I just started postmates got an 11.50 tip for an 8 minute carls jr delivery
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    • I would just leave it on their doorstep and leave. None of my business. They know when I’m supposed to arrive, and if they aren’t home, tough
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    • Fake
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    • Like if you’d go to jail over some frozen yogurt with your male subscribers
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    • Pussy
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    • Who orders non-frozen yogurt?...
      kasim17 23 jul
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    • Someone uses the conceited and the pit bull looking at each other meme
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    • You’re not breaking in if they told you where the key is dumbass.
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    • I do grocery delivery, and I ALWAYS make sure I am home because I'm not about to make the dumb decision to blame my delivery person because my ice cream melted or some shit.
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    • Don’t be a bitch
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    • It's not breaking in if they gave you permission tho
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    • I love this convo lol
      codebyte 23 jul
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    • Fucking pussy
      El_Hando 23 jul
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    • Who the fuck orders food delivery when you’re not home?
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    • If you're already out, why order it and not pick it up yourself?
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    • “Don’t be a bitch”
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    • According to the caption, he was a bitch.
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    • “ he don’t bite” “ YES HE DO”
      elyse1619 22 jul
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    • I've never had frozen yogurt, is it good
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    • That’s not breaking in, you cuck.
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    • Next time try "i'm sorry but it's against policy for me to enter a customer's home"
      tweb 22 jul
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    • "I will not be going to jail over frozen yogurt"
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    • Hell no, not my job to go in your house or especially in your fridge.
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    • People in Florida trying to StaNd tHeiEr gRoUnD
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    • Brozone 22 jul
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    • It’s illegal to ask a dasher to enter your home. If you door dash or any other you are not permitted or legally required to enter a persons home and I strongly suggest against ever doing so.
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    • They sound like they would be good friends
      _Plutoh_ 22 jul
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    • That's all kinda of sketch, even without the dog.
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    • Fuck people
      DrLennie 22 jul
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    • Who would have yogurt delivered if they weren’t home. Seriously
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    • The person gave you permission to enter, once that happens you can now go in, free of guilt.
      TrueBlu 22 jul
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    • You know what being human trafficked doesn’t sound that bad
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    • *goes inside and steals everything in your living room*
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    • Id walk in that bitch like *looking around* "*sniff*...nice place nigguh"
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    • Lol dont be a bitcb
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    • Deliver drivers aren’t ever supposed to go inside. If you’re doing delivery be sure to be there & grab your food retard
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    • If someone tells you what to do and how to get into their house and literally asks you to, you aren't breaking the law
      yungmann 22 jul
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    • People deliver ice cream to you’re door?
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    • Translation you didn't tip me so go jump off a bridge
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    • It isn’t breaking in if they give you permission. I had someone ask me to do this before.
      Rentrice 22 jul
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    • If you read this STOP asking door dash drivers to do stupid shit like this
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    • Dog's like, "no chief it's not safe, ima beat the shit out of u if u come in here"
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    • SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP
      wowth 22 jul
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    • Honestly I’d be more worried about being kidnapped or fucking murdered
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    • Post one of trying to be as popular as epic fail
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    • All the delivery services I’ve done have 2 options, hand it to customer or leave at door. If someone asked my to enter their home when they aren’t there, I would tell them that my delivery service won’t let me and I have to leave it at the door, then I’ll complete the delivery and move on.
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    • Its not breaking and entering if he just told you. Thats literraly your evidence against his case
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    • He was being a bitch
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    • Lol sounds like something someone who ordered from panera would say😂🤣
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    • Yeah I’ll shit stomp your dog
      tabuu 22 jul
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    • Why tf would you order yogurt to your house if you’re not there?
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    • I'm sorry but I'm not going into some weirdos home cause he can't be there to put the frozen yogurt in his fridge boo hoo
      the_soh 22 jul
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    • Why the fuck is he asking for frozen yogurt to be put in the fridge? The fuck?
      Swarley 22 jul
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    • You're lucky that they didn't triple-dog-dare you to do it.
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    • So moral of the story..don’t be a bitch bitch
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    • But you got consent tho why are you scared?
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