• NORTH DAKOTA
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This is why most Flat Earthers are from the midwest.
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    • I live there. Never met a flat earther that wasn't on the internet.
      Toruk 8 jul
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    • They also get to see tornados coming from miles away
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    • Don't group me in with those retards
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    • Look, I know the earth is round and all, but after driving across perfectly flat land through corn, wheat, and soy fields for 6 hours, you start to wonder if the earth might be flat.
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    • If the earth is flat then how come we have hills
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    • Connecticut has way too many flat Earthers. Most of them are farmers
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    • Iowa gang
      HOT_owo 8 jul
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    • I'm from north Dakota and I haven't heard from a single flat earther here because all we do is drink and watch bison fuck each other
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    • Ha! This is fake as hell. Everyone knows you can't escape Midwest corn.
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    • As a North Dakotan I do not wish to be grouped in with the same people who funded a research that disproved them.
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    • Technically its slightly uphil
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    • North Dakota is basically just nothing
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    • I actually don't know any flat earther from the Midwest. Their either from Texas, the northwest, or the UK. They brag about how they in the best places of the world like the education isn't shit there
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    • Fucking North Dakota gang! Where are all 18 of you at.
      dalton77 10 jul
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    • Fargo moorhead gang
      XMDQ 8 jul
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    • Florida is the flattest state bruh
      Dave_101 9 jul
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    • 2nd flattest state gang
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    • My grandma lives in North Dakota, and I love it there. It’s so chill and relaxing. Plus the stars are super bright because of less light pollution. 10/10 would recommend
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    • Hey, don’t group all of us midwesterners in with the Dakotas. Even we don’t like the Dakotas. Everyone knows that Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois and Michigan are the only Midwest states that exist.
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    • Shit South Dakota, is about the same, but we have more to offer over here
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    • Wisconsin is the best you cant change my mind literally
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    • As a Midwesterner we do not accept anything regarding North Dakota
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    • I met a flat Earther for the first time a couple days ago at the bar. I got excited cuz I never met one irl. For an hour I tried convincing him of the truth but he wasn't having it, just kept calling all the evidence fake news and kept referencing Qanon bullshit lol fuckin idiots I swear.
      armani_x 11 jul
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    • Grand forks county gang
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    • That’s it. You lost bread privileges for a week
      Merasmus 9 jul
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    • I am from Ohio it took me until now to realize people that never left would believe the world is flat...and the heroin helps im sure.
      Mike419 9 jul
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    • If the earth is flat how come my life is going downhill?
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    • So flat, it makes yo flat chest a cup size bigger.
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    • I think we can all agree that Oklahoma is fu@#$%g garbage.
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    • Im from Nebraska and not flat earthen, I think they know the earth is round they’re just doing it for attention
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    • My chest still flatter haha *sobs*
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    • That’s not the Midwest. That’s big sky country.
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    • Kansas
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    • You can see the curve
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    • As flat as ur gf
      JG72 10 jul
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    • Michigan part of the Midwest and we're not flat-earthers
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    • Fun fact. Due to earths curvature you can only see 3 miles out
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    • Yeah don’t lump midwesterners with those retards.
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    • Kansas gang wya
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    • North Dakota gang where you at
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    • Actually it’s because the internet often spreads misinformation so it’s more likely to be in suburbs and not rural areas
      Oshawatt 9 jul
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    • Nebraska gang? No? Okay...
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    • I thought they outlawed those round hay bales
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    • That's not really even flat.
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    • Kansas is scientifically proven to be flatter than a pancake. That said, most of the world is also flatter than a pancake
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    • Not a lot of flat earthers in eastern Montana and North Dakota. It’s so flat that standing on even a small bit of elevation you can see so far you see the curvature of the earth
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    • Mt crew were yall at
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    • No Canada is flat
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    • JAMESTOWN GANG?...probably not
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    • But wouldnt you be able to see the curve even better because of all the flat land
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    • Grand forks gang
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    • Yo a North Dakota meme let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    • Earth could be flat or roundish but whatever shape it is . Opening up Antarctica would blow it open . This is literally why no one can go and holder of the longest standing treaty in human history. They are hiding something . Lets stop calling eachother names like they want and get this fucking DLC
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    • North Dakota playin on "flat world" mode
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    • And Saskatchewan is like "you wanna see some real flatness"
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    • Anyone from Illinois?
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    • I don't see the statue of liberty in your picture, so there must be some bend in the Earth
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    • Minnesota gang
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    • Looks like Nebraska
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    • Wong
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    • If the Earth is flat, then why can't we see China with a telescope?
      _Zynnox_ 12 jul
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    • Lots of them here in the Pacific Northwest
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    • If you look at a flat enough part of the earth, IE North Dakota, you can actually see the curvature of the earth.
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    • I've only met flat earthers from big cities, the Hicks all seem to understand the reality of a round earth... Remember that farmers sometimes have advanced degrees because farming is a competitive business with lots of engineering and economics.
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    • I lived in minot for 3 years! And said the exact same thing about flat earther xD but because you can pretty much see the curvature of the earth 😂
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    • Kansas fuckign sycks sometimes
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    • If you like super flat things I may have some files that interest you 👀
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    • I live in California where nothing is flat and theres an ocean and shit, so imagining myself stargazing in that field sounds like bliss
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    • If the earth was flat why does the sky connect to the horizon
      IanIsMe 11 jul
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    • It’s actually a lie my dog ran away and I couldn’t see him later that day
      maxypad36 10 jul
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    • North Dakota is not as flat as you guys think - Kansas Gang
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    • Where’s my North Dakotans at?
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    • I'm from north Dakota
      MonJuicy 9 jul
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    • Fun Fact: North Dakota is the 'Drunkest' state
      Hail8160 9 jul
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    • South Dakota is better
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    • Us in the midwest have something called "hardly no light pollution" so we have a brain and can see the stars. Oh and we have better education since you know. Teachers actually know our name. And for life. More personal in smaller areas. Yall should try it
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    • We don't believe in mountains
      Annox05 9 jul
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    • Kansas is flatter than a pancake. Look it up there was a study or some shit on it.
      b15_m10 9 jul
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    • North Dakota is so boring. There is Litterly nothing to do here.
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    • Kansas: Flatter than a pancake
      Koolmems 9 jul
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    • Fargo gang wya
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      Austinhillbil 9 jul
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    • Gross. Mountain time zone gang
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    • Don’t put me in this idiotic group ok
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    • Actually, Florida is the flattest state.
      xEclipse 10 jul
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    • North Dakota sucks ass. This post sponsored by the “my military parents made me move to North Dakota” gang
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    • No most flat earther’s are from there because the Midwest is full of retards.
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    • North Dakota is not in the Midwest, it’s in the North.
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    • I can’t imagine not having any mountains at all
      ngannou 8 jul
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    • Bismarck. the best city in the US
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    • No it's because Midwesterners are stupids
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    • I've traveled and lord I never thought I would leave Kansas its so flat and the same thing over and over again
      Elpho 13 jul
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    • I have lived in the Midwest my entire life and have never met a flat earther.
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    • Being from Michigan ive never met a flat earther...
      I_x_I 12 jul
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    • Bismarck
      MrFish0 12 jul
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    • Florida gang (flattest state) wya
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    • CT_Fives 12 jul
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    • I would sacrifice my dick and balls before moving to North Dakota
      787939 12 jul
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