nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER
HOW SHE LooKeD
YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
Carbon_Based_Lifeform Carbon_Based_Lifeform
21 dec 2020
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER HOW SHE LooKeD YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections
Go @le
Whet should the president do? soy
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections Go @le Whet should the president do? soy
The first selfie my grandpa took with his
new phone.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
5 feb
The first selfie my grandpa took with his new phone.
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot.
The plot:
Death_Row Death_Row
26 sep 2020
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot. The plot:
something tells me that
brown did it
have sus on white
Oreo
he isnt doing any tasks
Sat im pretty sure i saw yellow vent
Everyone else in the match:
freeeeezer freeeeezer
24 sep 2020
something tells me that brown did it have sus on white Oreo he isnt doing any tasks Sat im pretty sure i saw yellow vent Everyone else in the match:
When it's too hot fora one piece.
Gamer_Mom Gamer_Mom
11 sep 2020
When it's too hot fora one piece.
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME?
The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME? The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
Gotta catch them all!
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
8 oct 2020
Gotta catch them all!
No one:
Cats when they love someone:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
No one: Cats when they love someone:
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
9 oct 2020
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl" Me:
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
Me trying to see your point
@sluttypuffin -
valeriavrromex valeriavrromex
23 oct 2020
Me trying to see your point @sluttypuffin -
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings: