Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Me:
*walks past a bee during an acid trip*
The bee:
Me: *walks past a bee during an acid trip* The bee:
Nobody:
Bartenders for no reason:
HighBalls HighBalls
22 apr
Nobody: Bartenders for no reason:
GoochSmoocher GoochSmoocher
24 sep 2020
Wife surprises husband with the motorcycle he'd always wanted
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
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Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound
just like your husband
CatfishingSTL CatfishingSTL
4 oct 2020
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
Fighting with your brother and dad suddenly appears
MemesAndMen MemesAndMen
18 nov 2020
Fighting with your brother and dad suddenly appears
When you open your car door on a hot day and
Satan's heat wave hits you
ravenriverwind ravenriverwind
5 nov 2020
When you open your car door on a hot day and Satan's heat wave hits you
IN MEMORY OF
"GEORGE"
WHO GAVE HIS LIFE ON KAUAE STREET,
29th APRIL 2007 PROTECTING CHILDREN FROM TWO SAVAGE DOGS
KishimotoMasashi KishimotoMasashi
23 sep 2020
IN MEMORY OF "GEORGE" WHO GAVE HIS LIFE ON KAUAE STREET, 29th APRIL 2007 PROTECTING CHILDREN FROM TWO SAVAGE DOGS
This is my son's friend Jarod.
Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for
Jared's progress.
We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Frighten
24 sep 2020
This is my son's friend Jarod. Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for Jared's progress. We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite
The dog:
Dubby Dubby
7 may
Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite The dog:
YOU MAY THINK THESE
us
MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT
Al
BUT THIS [S...
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
YOU MAY THINK THESE us MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT Al BUT THIS [S...
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
FISH TACO!
FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
Krackers Krackers
24 sep 2020
FISH TACO! FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
It's funny. The, day you lose so
ism tHe worst...
all the days they stay dead.
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 sep 2020
It's funny. The, day you lose so ism tHe worst... all the days they stay dead.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
24d
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
IHateJake42069 IHateJake42069
21 sep 2020
Fat ass cat in a tuxedo
When you're feeling sad and your Meme friend pulls out their phone.
When you're feeling sad and your Meme friend pulls out their phone.
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon