Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
U.S Government: We given you S600
Me: you said $1200
U.s Government:
I said we given you
just_a_little_sus just_a_little_sus
23 dec 2020
U.S Government: We given you S600 Me: you said $1200 U.s Government: I said we given you
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
Out bird watching today and
got this great shot of a
falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
SAABotage SAABotage
25 sep 2020
Out bird watching today and got this great shot of a falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money
Lubbock County Detention Center
Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To
Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Clarysmh
15 mar
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money Lubbock County Detention Center Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Milk
Not enough!
past_memesonscience past_memesonscience
19 may
Milk Not enough!
john
@sexhaver4200
just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
confusing confusing
26 sep 2020
john @sexhaver4200 just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
FRESHTOWELS FRESHTOWELS
17 feb
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then
shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
EllieBelle EllieBelle
16 jun
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER.
LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER.
UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO
LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY: EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER. LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER. UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
When you are a strong independent cat and don't need no handouts from Karen.
ErosOne ErosOne
23 sep 2020
When you are a strong independent cat and don't need no handouts from Karen.
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few
dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35
icleadgranted
LovesTacos LovesTacos
9 sep 2020
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35 icleadgranted
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS
WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
PyroStaticAK007 PyroStaticAK007
20 nov 2020
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
24 feb
When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more
human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE.
VOICE TONE
SKIN TONE
SKIN TYPE
HAIRSTYLE
HAIR COLOR
@ ate
brobreezy brobreezy
16 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE. VOICE TONE SKIN TONE SKIN TYPE HAIRSTYLE HAIR COLOR @ ate
WLMSH
25 sep 2020
© Based on: arbiter_carter
THE IN TO ATLANTIS IS NIGH BROTHERS WE WILL LEAVE Th WORLD BEHIND AND AA GO HOME
THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING
IR
Somedude2010 Somedude2010
24 sep 2020
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING IR