Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
mamaHen mamaHen
10 oct 2020
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
Re UNDER ARREST
YOu
FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Re UNDER ARREST YOu FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
tylerchokely:
shaquille, don't feel
Retake_the_Holyland Retake_the_Holyland
17 dec 2020
tylerchokely: shaquille, don't feel
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
My car was making strange noises
bs
SS
And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
26 mar
My car was making strange noises bs SS And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up."
Adult Me:
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up." Adult Me:
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET.
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET. A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
john
@sexhaver4200
just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
confusing confusing
26 sep 2020
john @sexhaver4200 just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Leaps Leaps
27 sep 2020
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
This woman will put bees in your office
can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
King_Shrek King_Shrek
12 may
This woman will put bees in your office can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
Not your babe!
Not your babe!
his is how I see yellow lights when I'm
debating if I should stop or gas it
oN
AmmonWall
1 may
his is how I see yellow lights when I'm debating if I should stop or gas it oN
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
history_memelord history_memelord
29 dec 2020
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil: