Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
SecretSauceForYou SecretSauceForYou
27 sep 2020
Viper @DBZTsViper "Gogeta fan gives a good point on why Gogela is stronger" Vegito fans :
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly
Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
25 sep 2020
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
MarkDuval MarkDuval
27 sep 2020
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
IndustriousDaddyV3 IndustriousDaddyV3
24 oct 2020
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
Fun Fact You will Love! #20
In films where they use actual real-life dog actors, the people who hove to edit the films often have to add CGI tails because the dog can't stop wagging their tail because of how happy they are.
Content
_Aesthetic_ _Aesthetic_
30 sep 2020
Fun Fact You will Love! #20 In films where they use actual real-life dog actors, the people who hove to edit the films often have to add CGI tails because the dog can't stop wagging their tail because of how happy they are. Content
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
19 jan 2021
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
nee _
cullen_r93
They call me ranch cause I be dressing
CookiesAnMilf CookiesAnMilf
25 sep 2020
nee _ cullen_r93 They call me ranch cause I be dressing
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Captain_Lexx Captain_Lexx
5 oct 2020
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3!
The fourth homie:
I walk a lonely road
JoseJalapeno JoseJalapeno
5 nov 2020
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3! The fourth homie: I walk a lonely road
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
Worksof_art Worksof_art
24 sep 2020
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CC) Ba
You wee
To Do?
PuffySenpai PuffySenpai
24 sep 2020
LOWATCHA Doin CC) Ba You wee To Do?
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
27 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles: