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    • Always with the clothes boners.
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    • boner shirt lol
      Sokka 20d
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    • My jeans do this and it constantly looks like i have a boner... also why is this the first time in my life I’ve seen a meme about clothes doing this... it made me think i was the only one...
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    • When you see some good-looking food: S T O M A C H B O N E R
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    • and then you push it in and it’s inverted and it’s just as annoying
      11
    • unzipped hoodie gang where you at
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    • Anyone else unzip their jacket just so it doesn’t do this?
      7 1
    • MY PANTS DO THIS AND PEOPLE THINKS ITS A BONER....JOKES ON THEM IT REALLY IS...
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    • Let’s not forget that some pants do that as well
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    • Fucking hell dude. That’s the main fucking reason I wear hoodies.
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    • Makes it look like I got a stomach boner
      6
    • I hate this when you try to fix it you look like your playing with yourself
      6
    • I hate that shit, same as jeans too
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    • Tryna be all sexy and slender then I get additional fat rolls to keep my pre-existing ones company
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    • I would always look weird pushing them down because I was afraid people thought I had a boner
      6
    • Throughout 12th grade I would always point this out to a girl sitting next to me “haha look my sweaters doing the thing again” and she would always flick it down. It was a plan. For on the last week of school, I fit my dick into that lump and thats how a girl finally touched my boner. I came a storm
      6 1
    • Or like jeans “BRO ITS NOT A BONER, SWEAR”
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    • Like, that always made me really self conscious. Like, I thought people would see me and think I was fat in a really weird way, but that's dumb, nobody would think i had some weird skin flap
      5 2
    • What about when jeans does the thing?
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    • I’m glad I felt like I was the only one who had this happen
      Corziba 19d
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    • Holy fuck ive never seen this happen to anyone else i thought all my jackets were fucking cursed or some shit thank god im not the only one
      Shroomp 19d
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    • You be sitting all normal looking at your phone. Then you notice that people are staring at you so you look down only to see your jacket formed a boner shape right at your dick and bam your done.
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    • You poke it for two more
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    • I fuckin hated this shit.
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    • That’s why I hate wearing jackets cause it makes it look like that when it’s zipped up
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    • This is especially annoying with pants/shorts.
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    • Then jeans do that too and it’s like, that’s not my penis bruh 😂
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    • It’s far worse with the jeans. They’ll just pop out right at your crotch when you’re sitting making it look like you have the most massive boner
      5 2
    • Am I the only girl who feels weird when this happens because I don’t want people to think I have a pp or something????
      4 3
    • Why I hate zip up sweaters
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    • My jeans used to do this all the time. I'm a girl though so it made me feel even more weird
      4 4
    • When my sweater did that, I'd tell my friends that I had a boner, even though I don't have a dick.
      4 1
    • Lady boners!!!
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    • I remember being younger and I was sitting in class, this happened with my jeans and this guy sitting next to me freaked out because he thought I had a boner even though I was a girl ( qnd yes he knew I was a girl
      4
    • Do you mean jackets or even coats cause I don't remember a hoodie with a zipper
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    • Hoodies with zippers suck shit. ~Made by the hoodies without zippers gang
      5 2
    • I hate that with a passion
      5 4
    • Me wearing literally any jacket zipped up while sitting
      4
    • My pants zipper does that..... IT FUCKING SUCKS
      4
    • I get self conscious because of this lmao
      Lasagnu 20d
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    • Jeans be like
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    • Shirt erections
      4
    • That’s a jacket...
      4
    • Hoodies are superior
      4
    • Or jean that give zipper boners
      4
    • Also applies to pants that give you fake boners in public😂
      4
    • LordBungus
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    • *jackets
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    • Finally. A relatable meme.
      3
    • It makes me feel embarrassed next to other people for no reason
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    • Yeah whenever this happens I just jerk off my jacket and it goes back to normal
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    • the fake boner to hide the real boner
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    • Why do jackets and jeans do this?
      3 4
    • Fucking hoodie boners
      3
    • "I need to stand up or people will think I got a boner'
      3
    • Then you push it down and you have t w o b o n e r s
      3 1
    • Thats a jacket not a sweater
      3 1
    • Life lesson fellas. No one is looking at your dick. As long as you have it somewhat tucked, no one is going to notice. And those jeans boners? Obviously not real boners. There's nothing to be afraid of.
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    • I legit unzip them when I sit down because of that
      3 3
    • Stomach boners
      3
    • Fucking hoodie boner. Their only way to get rid of it is but it on your chest but then you look retarded
      3 2
    • My jackets do that
      3
    • I feel this spiritually
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    • More like jeans
      Pengu96 19d
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    • I fucking hate when that happens
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    • This is lowkey one of the reasons I never zip up jackets
      tusm568 19d
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    • It probably saw it's crush
      3
    • The only thing worse is pants that do that
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    • I liked putting pencils under my jacket and then just swing it around as if i had a long shlong
      3
    • For this reason i hate jackets, sweaters, and hoodies that zip up and never wear them
      3 1
    • And Jean's sometimes
      MrDaSk 19d
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    • *Looks down* yep.
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    • That pisses me off so fucking much
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    • Sweaters, making fake boners since 1969
      3 1
    • Someone finally fucking said it
      Kashoot 19d
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    • Its a stomach boner
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    • Fucking hate when that happens
      3
    • Fuckin hate that shit 😔
      3
    • I feel embarrassed when this happens and I'm on the bus
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    • Jeans do that shit, too. Makin' me look like I got a boner going
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    • On Christmas my cousin was looking at me disgusted and I was confused like why is she looking at me like that then I looked down and my dick was like pointing straight up at 6 inches and I didn’t have a boner... I was 11 on that Christmas
      4
    • I don’t wear coats with zippers for this exact reason
      Kecleon 20d
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    • Hate that shit
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    • Real shit when I was younger this bothered the shit outta me.
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    • _psych_ 20d
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    • Oh thank god I thought I was the only one
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    • I very much dislike that.
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    • And then you push it and down and it goes lower making things worse 😤
      3
    • Even worse when your pant zipper does it
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    • “No I dOnT hAvE a BoNeR, sHuT uP!”
      3
    • Ah we meet again notorious "boner bump". And I see you've come when I'm trying to speak to a lady no less.
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