nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
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CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Th we ~ and this CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME?
The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME? The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
hen you finally get to her yard
Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
skiparockMarky skiparockMarky
30 nov 2020
hen you finally get to her yard Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY
My dog:
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY My dog:
re don deployment and don't understand local customs
what's gonna happen to the goat?
re don deployment and don't understand local customs what's gonna happen to the goat?
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
4 nov 2020
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath
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-eel
They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
NerdNight NerdNight
5 oct 2020
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath aa oe -eel They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
gabegoatmemes gabegoatmemes
8 dec 2020
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
djgetmo djgetmo
1 may
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
can't see shit
126743
8 dec 2020
can't see shit
Kid: *comes out of nowhere*
My car:
Wack
memeolade memeolade
24 nov 2020
Kid: *comes out of nowhere* My car: Wack
VS
MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB
FOX 26 com houston.c
Krypticus Krypticus
24 sep 2020
VS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB FOX 26 com houston.c